Kanye West

Rapper Kanye West says that a new, modern-day Bible should be written, with himself as one of the characters.

Bor-ring.  You REALLY want to shock us with your irreverent attitude, Kanye?  Tell us that you’re "bigger than Mohammed now".  Then we’ll talk.

UPDATE (Feb 11/06):  Over at Kesher Talk, LevyBen discusses the general idea in a bit more depth:

"…the concept of bravery as it pertains to the arts is now redefined…Bravery to an artist, is now an all or nothing thing.  Leave [Islamofascism] alone, and all your efforts, no matter how avante garde, provocative or just plain offensive your work is, and you’re just pretending at courage.   Cross the line and say something about Islam, and your life is on the line…It’s as if mountaineers were to suddenly be faced with only two choices: Everest, or the plastic rock-climbing wall."

Who Made YOU the Boss of Me?

On vacation and without CNN for over a week, I flipped on the hotel's TV late Monday evening and saw Muslims rioting and embassies burning.  DANISH embassies?  Over those insignificant cartoons The Brussels Journal discussed back in December or January?

It's like I've landed on some other planet or something.

If you've been following the story, you probably know much more about it than I do.  But here's a few of my reactions:

Saturday:  Danish protesters march with placards reading, "We're sorry."  And I'm thinking – what a buncha goddamn pussies.  By all means, apologize when you hurt someones feelings.  But when buildings are set alight, it isn't YOU who should be the ones offering apologies.

Sunday: TV says most Danes see this as a free speech issue.  And they're NOT apologizing for the crime of living in a country with freedom of speech.  Good for them.

But CNN International claims that the "world standing of Denmark has been damaged".  Huh?  How so?  No offense to Danes, but I've never previously given their country a second thought.  Now I'm seeing them as a tiny country being pushed around by a bullying mob numbering one billion.  A situation rather similar to Taiwan's, when you stop to think about it.  That's pretty heroic, in my book.

Wednesday: Sounds like the US State Department fumbled the ball a bit at the beginning.  Clinton kicked the Danes while they were down, too.  All of which is uncool.  But the Yanks and Brits seem to be giving Denmark support now.  The time for humoring vicious theocrats ends when they start breaking things, killing people and promising a new holocaust.

Thursday: Anderson Cooper today had a guest who made the bizarre claim that blasphemy restrictions would somehow demonstrate to Muslims that there really is religious freedom and equality in Europe.  1984 and Animal Farm all at once now.  Freedom is slavery.  All religions are equal, but some are more equal than others.

I'm sure you've all heard of the contest launched in Iran for cartoons mocking the Holocaust.  The Belmont Club informs its readers of another contest:

A contest to humiliate Mohammed has been launched not in Texas, not in Israel but in the [politically-correct] Netherlands. The Netherlands. Almost inconceivable.

The Dutch website can be found here.  Some of it's pretty offensive, but TS.  Right now the only thing that the Danes should apologize for is the fact that the original cartoons just weren't all that funny.  Leave it to the Dutch to rectify THAT:

Mohammed Flame Of Allah match ad from Netherlands Mohammed cartoon contest

This one wasn't bad:

Mohammed McDonald's ad from Netherlands Mohammed cartoon contest

As Sun Tzu wrote, "When your enemy is angry, annoy him":

Bob Ross paints Mohammed from Netherlands Mohammed cartoon contest

A little more risque', this one:

Mohammed Maybelline ad from Netherlands Mohammed cartoon contest

But it's pretty tame compared to:

Mohammed tampon ad from Netherlands Mohammed cartoon contest

Hardcore atheists will like:

Mohammed with Disney Koran from Netherlands Mohammed cartoon contest

 

But in my opinion, the final one is spot-on:

Mohammed the Leader: Ein Volk, Ein Ummah, Ein Muhammad from Netherlands Mohammed cartoon contest

 

I am free, and I am uncowed.


UPDATE (Mar 2/06):  Danes issue the kind of apology that the situation merits, giving  Islamofascists the middle finger salute.  Uitstekend!

(Hat tip to Sandmonkey.)

UPDATE (Dec 20/10):  The internal links to three of the images seem to have become broken.  Looks like these were BMP files, and the newer versions of TypePad have problems with that format.

After much searching, I found the original BMP copies, and converted them to TIFFs & JPGs.  The JPG files have now been linked where the old BMP files once were in this post.


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Views Within the Chinese Leadership

Over at StrategyPage, there’s a short column regarding what the Chinese leadership really thinks.  Now, I’m no mind-reader, so I don’t claim any special insight into whether the Chinese communists view India as a future threat or not.  There’s probably many schools of thought in Beijing.  But this line struck me as being authentic:

…they don’t seem to think we’re “bogged down” in Iraq so much as that we’re gaining valuable combat experience (maybe a million “seasoned” troops by the time it’s over) as well as learning all sorts of new tricks in how to fight insurgencies, and how to use new military technologies*.


* I was talking to a Taiwanese aquaintance way back when, and he casually stated his belief that the real reason that America attacked Afghanistan was to test out its new weapons systems.  9-11?  That was merely the excuse!

Now, normally I would dismiss this as the conjecturing of some kind of moonbat.  Except that the individual in question was an otherwise bright young man who was in fact an ROC officer (or officer-in-training).  So it doesn’t surprise me to hear that similar opinions hold sway among the political class on the other side of the Taiwan Strait.