Li Ao, Mayor Of Taipei?

Angry Grandpa Simpson yelling: Quit your daydreaming, Mellonhead!

We’ve got a whole SYSTEM set up to prevent people like you from becoming mayor!

Undeterred by Grandpa Simpson’s words of wisdom, Independent Legislator Li "The Fumigator" Ao is, indeed, running for mayor, so the Taiwan News asked him for an interview.  Some highlights:

"[If elected mayor, I will] use Taipei as a political base for combatting the central government…I will leave the [infrastructure and economic development] jobs to my deputies…and focus my energy on fighting the central government."

Now, depending how you look at it, that means he’ll be either a hands-off…or a hands-on kind of mayor.  Just what’ll his primary weapon be for this intended fight of his?

"Seventy-three percent of the city’s revenue goes to the central government.  As mayor, I will order the tax department to stop the practice."

Uh-huh.  I’d be remiss if I forgot to mention a couple of particularly well thought-out policies that Taipei-ers could expect from a Li mayorship:

"[I plan] to re-zone the parking lot next to the Presidential Office and build a 10-story funeral parlor on it where people mourn their dead family and friends while [Buddhist] monks and nuns chant sutra."

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"I also support direct air links between China and [Taiwan]…I may cut [the] water and electricity supply to the [Central Government] agencies that oppose direct air links."

I SWEAR I’m not making this stuff up.  There’s more, though.  Here, he (sort of) answers how he would make Taipei a more English-friendly city:

"I don’t like America, Japan and other foreign countries.  As mayor, I will not allow the city’s police to protect the [de facto American embassy].  Also, I will ask them not to protect President Chen Shui-bian and Vice-President Annette Lu."

But there’s ONE question on everybody’s mind that unfortunately the Taiwan News DIDN’T ask.  Namely, just how long are we all going to have to wait before the cops haul Li’s crazy, publicity-seeking ass off to jail for illegal possession of an electric stun baton, illegal possession of teargas, assault with an electric stun baton, and criminal discharge of teargas within a crowded room?

Police Chief Wiggum not wanting to respond to 9-1-1 call: This is 9-1...2

iiiit’ll be a while.


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State Department Supports Stephen Young

You’re takin’ this very personal.  Tom, this is business, and this man is takin’ it very, very personal.
– Sonny Corleone

For the last three weeks, the KMT and its allies have been trying to make an issue out of American diplomat Stephen Young’s utterances in an effort to divert attention away from their blocking of the special arms budget.  When Young said it was impolite for People First Party chairman James Soong to heckle Taiwan’s president during National Day, the PFP and some members of the KMT began making noises about deportation.  Their calls to have Young declared persona non grata intensified when he delivered a speech in which he stressed the urgency for Taiwan to pass a "robust arms package" by the end of the fall legislative session.  Young’s statements, they objected, amounted to interference in Taiwan’s internal political affairs.

(The China Post printed four hysteric anti-Young / anti-American letters between October 28th and the 30th.  They can be reviewed here.)

The sniping at Young hasn’t been limited to threats of expulsion, however.  Just forget that the KMT blocked the special arms bill 68 times over the last two years – that’s irrelevant.  Because suddenly, it’s all YOUNG’S fault that the KMT’s blocking weapons for Taiwan:

Kuomintang lawmakers [claimed] the warnings Stephen Young…issued would "adversely affect" the progress of the necessary deliberation.

"Now that the ultimatum has been given, we cannot afford to adopt the bill at once," said Tseng Yung-chuan, the Kuomintang legislative caucus whip. If it does, he added, the Kuomintang will be called "a chicken."

What a terrific way to rationalize delay and to try to smear Young in front of his superiors, all at the same time.  We’d really like to move on this, America – really we would – but that guy you sent over sure is making it tough for us to get the job done.  Maybe you’re not aware of this, but here in Taiwan, it’s considered an INTOLERABLE loss of face to take the garbage out after your wife asks you to.

(Especially if she’s already asked you 68 times in a row.)

Monday’s papers also reported the KMT employing a bit of poll-a-ganda in a transparent effort to make Young look bad:

"Young’s remarks have made the passage of the bill uncertain. It’s inappropriate to let it through at this moment, as a media survey had found that 65 percent of the public disapproves of Young," [said Tseng Yung-chuan, director of the KMT policy department.] *

My, my, they really ARE trying to make this thing personal.  Problem for them is, Young’s bosses have got his back:

Asked at the daily department press briefing on Friday whether Young still has US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice’s confidence, spokesman Sean McCormack said that "he’s doing a good job" and the department has no plans to recall him from his Taipei post.

The State Department also issued a statement after the press briefing, in which a department official said Young’s comments "reflect the United States’ long time encouragement of an increase in Taiwan’s overall defense spending and for funding a strategy that reinforces stability in the Taiwan Strait."

"Director Young’s remarks are fully consistent with long-held US positions and are based on our assessment of Taiwan’s defense needs," it said.

It’s not personal, Sonny.  It’s strictly business. I wouldn’t call this merely a defense of Stephen Young; I’d call it a warning.  Should Young be expelled, Washington won’t view it as the "legitimate" comeuppance of an impolitic diplomat – an act confined in importance to a single individual.  Instead, it’ll be seen as the rejection of an official who is faithfully and accurately representing American positions – an act of open contempt for American interests.

But hey, the KMT claims Young has a 65% disapproval rating with the Taiwanese public.  So go ahead and knock yourselves out, guys.


* The KMT has played this little game with President Chen’s approval ratings as well, announcing on previous occasions that Chen’s low numbers provided them with sufficient reason not to bring the special arms bill to a vote.


UPDATE:  The KMT on Monday decided to tell America to shut up and sit down:

…the legislature’s [KMT-dominated] Foreign and Overseas Chinese Affairs Committee passed a resolution asking the US Department of State to create measures restraining its diplomats’  remarks in Taiwan, saying that Young’s statement had violated diplomatic courtesy and could be interpreted as interference with Taiwan’s internal affairs.

(Yes I know, the KMT didn’t literally tell America to keep silent; they instead told Stephen Young to hold his tongue.  But Young only delivered a message that the American government WANTED delivered.  So in a very real way, telling Young to shut up is tantamount to telling the American government to do so as well.)

What’s remarkable here is that it was only five months ago that the KMT was high-fiving America for punishing President Chen for abolishing the National Unification Council, and one month ago that it BEGGED America to ask Chen to resign during the heat of the redshirt protests.

KMT outrage over American "interference" is nothing if not selective.

The Taipei Times elaborated on the measure:

The resolution said that it was designed to prevent US diplomats from hurting the feelings of the people of Taiwan and harming Taiwan’s democracy.

It was passed to prevent the feelings of the Taiwanese from being hurt?  Somebody ought to tell the KMT that ever since they started pal-ling around with the Communist Party of China, they’ve even begun SOUNDING alike.

UPDATE (Nov 5/06):  From Johnny Neihu’s Saturday column, a State Department official is questioned by an anti-Young Taiwanese reporter:

Question: Based on the strong reaction from Taiwan’s opposition, under such circumstances, Mr. Stephen Young is — seems to be a liability rather than an asset. So do you have any — under such [sic] current situation, do you have any plan to recall him or anything else?

Mr. McCormack: No.

Question: Does he [sic] still have confidence in him?

Mr. McCormack: He’s doing a good job.

You’ve heard of push polling, right? This is typical Taiwanese "push reporting" — or asking leading questions — in which a reporter turns a personal opinion ("seems to be") into a statement of fact ("under such current situation"). Most responses can then be twisted to make the reporter’s opinion look like fact in the write-up, though Sean McCormack in this case very professionally chose not to play the game.

If you watch the video on the State Department Web site, you can sense the contempt McCormack feels toward his interrogator. And my spy in Washington tells me there was some embarrassment among the other reporters.

He’s doing a good job.  Not quite the answer the reporter was fishing for.

UPDATE (Nov 10/06):  A Monday column in the Taipei Times had this point to make:

If one looks at the current arms deal as a simple business transaction, how is it unreasonable for a seller to offer the buyer a last chance to make the purchase after he or she has gone back on promises and dragged out the negotiations?

How could this be construed as "political interference?" Opposition politicians could always come out and say clearly that they don’t want to buy the US’ weapons and be done with it.

Barring any future statements by Mr. Young, this story has pretty much played itself out.  The KMT has turned its attention back to their attempts to recall President Chen, and campaigning against an American diplomat represents a distraction from that effort.

UPDATE (NOV 11/06):  From Thursday’s Taiwan News:

KMT Legislator Lin Yu-fang, a member of the defense committee, said his party reached a consensus two months ago to back the purchase of the aircraft.  [the 12 P3C Orion anti-submarine planes offered in the special arms package].

So they reached consensus to support part of the package two months ago, but it took Stephen Young’s arm twisting to finally get them moving.  Even the KMT is now admitting that they’ve been playing political games with this for a while.

What Does The KMT Want Taiwan To Be Armed With? Spitballs?

No, no – BANANAS.  They wouldn’t want anyone to think they’re STOOPID, would they?

Taiwanese pro-Communist capitulationists protest against Taiwanese purchase of defensive Patriot missiles

(Photo from the Taipei Times.)

That’s a skeletal Uncle Sam clutching a PAC II (Patriot) missile.  Which is pretty scary, if you happen to be a red who doesn’t want any of Beijing’s 800 to miss their targets.

Communist capitulationists (banana farmers, my foot) marched to the de facto American embassy in Taipei on Friday, offering this bit of choice defense budget advice for their country’s leaders:

"Don’t buy weapons, buy bananas!*  [Stephen] Young, get out of Taiwan!**"

With stategic vision like that, how did the KMT EVER manage to lose a civil war?

(Hat tip to The View from Taiwan for pointing out that Peking Duck was there, and later blogged about his run-in with the mob.)


* Taiwan is currently facing a banana glut.

**  Stephen Young is America’s top diplomat in Taiwan.


UPDATE:  The papers all said that there were "scores" of protesters, which is pretty small considering Taiwan’s population of 23 million.  As a Where’s Waldo-esque exercise, compare Friday’s protesters to the ones in this picture:

Credit card slave protest in Taipei, Taiwan on March 15, 2006

(Photo from the March 15/06 ed of the Taiwan News.  Sorry, no link available.)

Same skull mask and gloves, same missiles, same guy in the yellow hard hat.  How much would anyone like to bet that the "banana farmer" of Friday’s protest was the "credit card slave" of seven months ago?


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Going ‘Postal’ Over Name Changes

I confess to being fairly neutral on the issue of "Taiwanizing" names of state-owned enterprises here, so I was somewhat bemused to read the China Post‘s vehement opposition last Sunday:

It seems as if the government of President Chen Shui-bian will never cease to change names and symbols perceived to connect Taiwan with the Chinese nation.

According to reports made public over the past few days, the Cabinet has begun preparations to change the names of several major corporations and institutions that are majority-owned by the state.

These reports say that China Airlines, an international carrier that has operated for some 47 years, will have to change its name to "Taiwan Airlines" or perhaps "Formosa Airlines."

…[in doing so] , a major brand name that has been carefully built up for nearly half a century would be dismantled virtually overnight to satisfy the political correctness of the current lame-duck administration.

I don’t want to be mean here, but you might want to google "China Airlines"+"safety record" to give you some idea about how "carefully" the brand name was built up over the last fifty years.  Maybe renaming the company is an act of mercy which might help distance it from its formerly dismal reputation in this arena.

(I say "formerly" for a reason.  The paper neglects to inform its readers that it was under the Chen administration that China Airlines began to improve upon passenger safety.)

Taiwan’s China Post mentions a few other name-change candidates as well:

There is also the matter of Chunghwa Telecom, whose name sounds innocuous enough in English, but which translates as "China Telecom".

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There is also…China Steel, as well as Chunghwa Post, the national postal service whose name in Chinese literally means "Chinese Postal Administration."

The paper breezily dismisses the argument that the name changes will avoid confusion, claiming, "these institutions have been working fine for many decades."  And for companies that serve local consumers, that’s probably true – for now.  No one walks into the local post office and thinks that it’s owned by the Communist Party of China.  On the other hand, KMT Chairman Ma Ying-jeou has promised to allow Chinese firms to operate in Taiwan if he’s elected president in 2008, and if that happens, then local consumers might very well wish to have some way to distinguish between Taiwanese companies that bear the "China" moniker and their Chinese equivalents.

The case is even stronger for companies which serve foreign customers.  Surely, not many foreigners can be expected to know that China Airlines is Taiwanese, while Air China is Chinese.    There’s a good business reason why Pepsi is Pepsi, and not "Cola-Coca". 

It’s called product differentiation.

The claim that such changes remove Taiwan from the Chinese fatherland becomes surreal when one considers that the Taiwanese government has also suggested dropping the Republic of China calendar in favor of the Christian calendar.  As a fellow blogger previously observed, how would Taiwan’s adoption of the calendar that Communist China itself uses move Taiwan any further from China?

(I wrote more on this in a post back in February.  Scroll down to the March 1st update.)

The China Post objects to these name changes on cost grounds, and I’m not in any position to argue with any of its figures at this time.  I do however, doubt that "Formosa Airlines" will have to renegotiate quite as many air service agreements as the Post asserts it will, and I also doubt that the China Post was quite so worried about cost when it was time to change Japanese-era names to Chinese ones.

I understand full well why the KMT said "hang the cost" and renamed things in Taiwan 50 years ago.  They were Chinese nationalists, and they they did it because it appealed to their base.  And President Chen?  Well, he’s a Taiwanese nationalist.  It shouldn’t be surprising that he, too, is trying to appeal to HIS base.

Any talk of a "Cultural Revolution" is absurd.  The China Post is free to argue against these changes, and none of its owners or writers will EVER be sent to a re-education camp.  Moreover, redress is merely A SINGLE democratic election away.  If the KMT objects strongly enough to President Chen’s policies, it can always reverse them.

IF it wins the presidency, that is.

The paper closes by bitterly suggesting that President Chen should "direct his subordinates to stop wasting time and money changing names and symbols, and start thinking about how to properly govern the country instead."  Here, the Post utterly confuses Chen’s priorities.  Chen DID try to "properly govern" the country, only to witness the KMT block most of his legislation.  Having dammed the political water from flowing in productive directions, did the KMT really not anticipate it overflowing the banks and running in non-productive directions instead?


UPDATE:  Written Wednesday, this post was left unpublished until I could check it for grammar and sentence flow.  By Friday, the China Post revealed a name change it DOES support:

Thus, to facilitate its rule of Taiwan if it regains power with Ma [Ying-jeou] assuming the [Taiwanese] presidency in 2008, the KMT should lose no time…[in addressing] the issue of "indigenous consciousness"…[It should consider] changing the KMT of China into the KMT of Taiwan, or at least eliminating the word "China" since, in the present political climate, such a name may mislead people into believing it is a party of the People’s Republic of China (PRC), or an organization closely related to the PRC, thus incurring the charge of national betrayal.  [Emphasis added]

Sounds like a Cultural Revolution in the making here.  Why, the KMT got along just fine for the last 100 years with its present name!  And what of the STAGGERING costs of ordering new letterhead and namecards…

Soong Takes Leave Of Absence: Keeps Power, Sheds Responsibility

In the Oct 22nd update of a previous post, I wondered how capitulationist People First Party Chairman James Soong could pretend that he doesn’t represent the PFP in his dealings with American representatives.  A few days ago, I received my answer from a few acid comments in Taiwan’s China Post:

To justify Soong’s claim as an independent, he asked for and of course was given by himself a "leave of absence" from his job as chairman of the People First Party.

Soong’s on a "leave of absence", so he doesn’t represent the party.  Well, I GUESS that makes sense.  Still, it’s funny how it looks like he’s still calling the shots over at the PFP:

The People First Party remains adamantly opposed to the [special] arms deal for one more reason now.  Soong and his lawmakers want an open apology from [American representative] Stephen Young for the spontaneous comment he made on National Day*…Soong has made it clear that there would be no compromise on the arms purchase without Young’s apology.

Now THERE’S an enticing offer.  Apologize to Soong so that he’ll compromise on the arms package.  You know – the one he’s blocked 58 times previously from going to a vote.

The China Post‘s wrong.  The PFP doesn’t have another reason to oppose the special arms bill.  It just has another excuse.


* For Mr. Young’s comments and the reason they were given, see my post, KMT Gripes About America.

The KMT’s Offer To Communist China

Janus-like, KMT Chairman Ma Ying-jeou looks to future Chinese negotiations, and promises if elected president, he’ll negotiate a deal whereby Taiwan won’t declare independence if China agrees not to attack it.

Then, with his other face, he tells Taiwanese voters that Taiwan is ALREADY independent.

Wouldn’t China view future statements like this as violations of this hypothetical agreement?  Guess that’ll be for China to judge after Ma’s elected.

But more importantly, it’s something for Taiwanese to decide BEFORE he’s elected.


UPDATE:  A good Taipei Times editorial on the subject can be found here.

Parliamentary Maneuver Of The Week

Dr. Marvin Monroe with his psychiatric patient, Bart Simpson

Dr. Marvin Monroe:  You LIKE attention, don’t you Li Ao?

Legislator Li:  Do I EVER!  Ha-haaa!

Dr. Monroe:  Well, we ALL do.  The PROBLEM is, you don’t care whether you get GOOD attention, for say, proposing beneficial new laws in the Taiwanese legislature…or BAD attention, for say, opening a can of tear gas inside a crowded committee room while warding off fellow politicians with an electric stun baton.

Legislator Lee Ao spraying can of tear gas in Taiwanese legislature

(Image of Independent Lawmaker (and Taipei mayoral candidate) Li Ao from Wednesday’s Taipei Times.  Yes, that’s a V for Vendetta-style Guy Fawkes mask affixed to the front of his gas mask.)


CAVEAT:  Currently, the public only has Mr. Li’s word to go on that his gas bomb actually contained what he said it contained.  There’s some corroboration in the fact that some committee members left the room coughing and tearing up, but it’s somewhat odd that there are no reports of any vomiting.


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