Video of a Taiwanese fellow sinking rapid free-throws at a basketball arcade. From a Spanish-language vlog based here. I count 174 points in 30 seconds – does that really work out to 2.9 baskets per second?
Hat tip to Neatorama.
Month: June 2007
Conform!
Over at The View from Taiwan is a post about falling afoul of unwritten rules here. The examples are new to me, but they brought to mind an amusing description of the medical football players have to take before they are ever considered for the NFL. What follows says nothing about Taiwan, but maybe something about human nature:
When you get to the hospital, you are herded with the others into a long hallway to wait. Chairs line the way and at the end of the corridor is a door. A woman pops her head out the door every so often and beckons to the body filling the seat nearest the door. In the true spirit of the thing, the masses have somehow determined that the correct way to proceed is for all forty remaining bodies to lift their carcasses up, only to drop them immediately in the remaining empty seat. It’s a truncated and ridiculous version of musical chairs without the music. At that rate, you will get up and sit down seventeen times before you are beckoned. You revolt. You decide to sit and not move. You’ll wait for ten or so spaces to open up before you shuffle on down.
When four empty chairs are between you and the next guy, those behind you start to shift uncomfortably in their seats. Someone is not obeying the rules. That’s not a good thing. You start to feel like the grandpa snaking through the mountains on a single lane highway with twenty cars crawling up his back because he’s going five miles under the speed limit. You surrender and take up your role in the mindless shuffle. Despite your sense of the absurdity, you feel much better.
-Tim Green, The Dark Side of the Game, p 8-9
Me Wants
A coffee table surface computer
(Only $200,000, so I’m counting my Quatloos now. Way I figure it, why dodge traffic on a scooter when you can dodge it at 70 miles an hour, 200 feet above a hard, paved surface?)
Lastly, if I ever have kids, an Imperial Walker Stroller would be just the thing:
(Image from Neatorama)
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Chinese Space Weapons
An article on China’s history of developing them, and its motivation for doing so:
“Far more than any other country, the U.S. depends on space for national and tactical intelligence, military operations, and civil and commercial benefits,” as Robert L. Butterworth, president of the space consultancy Aries Analytics, recently put it. This “provides a clear incentive for attacking American spacecraft.” Such an attack on American satellites would not have to be very extensive to be devastating—as long as it were well-planned. “Even a small-scale anti-satellite attack in a crisis against fifty U.S. satellites (assuming a mix of targeted military reconnaissance, navigation satellites, and communication satellites) could have a catastrophic effect not only on U.S. military forces, but [on] the U.S. civilian economy,” according to a recent report by China analyst Michael Pillsbury. [emphasis added]
Three American responses are discussed, with the author concluding that active defense is the best policy:
The chief failing of the diplomatic approach to dealing with the new reality of space weapons is that it is blind to the reason a potential adversary like China would seek access to space in the first place—namely, the desire to be able to inflict a crippling blow against U.S. military and economic might by decapitating its surveillance and communications abilities. Those pushing for a new treaty or a code of conduct have yet to explain why China would abandon capabilities that threaten the “soft underbelly” of American military power. The Chinese regime clearly aspires to develop such capabilities; there is little reason to believe it would negotiate them away.
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The United States should instead adopt an active defensive posture, beginning by expanding and invigorating the research and technical base needed to defend or replenish space assets. In the absence of defensive systems, the United States government would do well to invest in small satellite development and rapid launch capabilities. The combination of the two, once achieved, changes the strategic calculations of prospective adversaries. Instead of achieving strategic surprise by decapitating America’s critical space-enabled weapons, an adversary would only have attained a momentary advantage. Unfortunately, the Air Force and Department of Defense budgets show little intention of investing in these areas.
From a journal called The New Atlantis. Which sounds a little New Age-y to me, but I guess it’s based on a Francis Bacon book written in 1626 about a utopian society coping with the advantages and problems of science and technology.
Hat tip to The Corner.
Stayin’ Alive
KRAMER: You know who I saw at the health club? Salman
Rushdie.ELAINE (laughing): Yeah right, Salman Rushdie. Yeah well, I can
see that – you got five million Moslems after you, you wanna stay in pretty good shape.
So, the day after Salman Rushdie was knighted, the Taiwan News reported Iran’s response:
Iran’s Foreign Ministry spokesman Mohammad Ali Hosseini said the decision to grant Britain’s highest honor to Rushdie, who wrote the controversial novel "The Satanic Verses," was an insult to the Muslim world.
"Awarding a person who is among the most detested characters in the Islamic society is obvious proof of anti-Islamism by ranking British officials," said Hosseini during his weekly press conference.
I’d say it’s obvious proof that British officials still think free speech is worth a damn. But the most intriguing part of the story came two paragraphs later:
Rushdie says he receives a "sort of Valentine’s card" from Iran each year on February 14 letting him know the country has not forgotten the vow to end his life.
Gee, isn’t that the sort of thing one expects from a psychopath in a bad slasher flick? Certainly not from a certified member of the Axis of Kindness:
(Image from the Apr 7/07 edition of the Taiwan News)
UPDATE (Jun 22/07): When I said the knighthood proves British officials still think free speech is worth the damnation of tyrannical people, I may have been mistaken. It may simply be proof that they’re WOEFULLY out of touch with the real world:
The committee that recommended Salman Rushdie for a knighthood did not discuss any possible political ramifications and never imagined that the award would provoke the furious response that it has done in parts of the Muslim world, the Guardian has learnt.
It also emerged yesterday that the writers’ organisation that led the lobbying for the author…to be knighted had originally hoped that the honour would lead to better relations between Britain and Asia. [emphasis added]
The truth, or an after-the-fact attempt to evade blame? Would they really admit that they knew this would rile Islamofascists up?
UPDATE #2: A Pakistani member of parliament announces his belief that Osama bin Laden deserves to be knighted, too. Meanwhile, one Brit suggests that if Pakistani deadbeats object to Sir Salman’s knighthood so much, then perhaps they should demonstrate their displeasure by returning the £480 million in aid they receive yearly from Britain.
UPDATE #3: bin Laden receives his "knighthood":
The Pakistani Ulema Council, a private body that claims to be the biggest of its kind in the country with 2000 scholars, said it had given Bin Laden the title “Saifullah”, or Sword of Allah.
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55 Days At Peking – Quotes
Just saw the 1963 movie on DVD. I may comment on it later, but here are a few quotes which caught my interest:
Dowager Empress: The colonel’s death is of no consequence. But his life has set my prince against my general. And this disturbs the tranquility of the morning. Let him die for this offense.
Major Lewis: (to his troop of soldiers) Remember, it’s just the same here as anywhere else in the world. Everything has a price. So pay your money, and don’t expect any free samples.
(As one commenter at IMDB notes, "you can bet the commodity he is referring to isn’t pork fried rice.")
Maj. Lewis: (tossing 6 months of mail into a wastebasket) Open a letter, you have to read it. Read it, you may have to answer it.
Baroness Ivanoff: Are you always this direct?
Maj. Lewis: I’m a marine, ma’am. I don’t have much time.
Baroness Ivanoff: Have you found this approach very successful?
Maj. Lewis: Not really, no. But it’s the only one I know.
Baroness Ivanoff: (about sharing a hotel room with Maj. Lewis) It’s a very small room.
Maj. Lewis: Well, I’ve been in tight places before.
(Pretty racy for 1963!)
Sir Arthur: If all Hell is going to break loose, it will not be because we have provoked it. So we’ll all just…walk softly, and hope for the best.
Maj. Lewis: Even if we walk on our knees, we can’t stop this.
Sir Arthur: The Boxer bandits have been with us for years, major. It could be that you’re unnecessarily alarmed.
Maj. Lewis: Well, the next time I see some…bandits murdering an English priest, I’ll try not to be alarmed.
Prince Tuan: You must be the American who had the unfortunate encounter with the Boxers this morning.
Maj. Lewis: I’m afraid it was the British missionary who had the hard time, sir.
Prince Tuan: The Chinese government is most distressed, but you must not conclude that all Boxers are bandits. Most of them are harmless vagabonds. Entertainers in the marketplaces (nodding toward Baroness Ivanoff) – much like the gypsies in your country.
Sir Arthur: You must forgive us, your highness, but the major does not seem to understand that here, we must play the game according to Chinese rules.
Maj. Lewis: I apologize, Sir Arthur, but I don’t think his highness came here tonight to play games.
Premium Mainland Quality
Now, with 5% MORE diethylene glycol!
(Photo by The Foreigner)
These cheese slices are actually made in New Zealand, not China. (And, just to cover myself, they do NOT contain diethylene glycol.)
All kidding aside, don’t the boys in marketing realize that when it comes to foodstuffs, the expression "mainland quality" may have lost some of its cachet in recent days?
UPDATE: Looks like "Mainland" is the brand name. Oh well. Still good for a cheap laugh.
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A Few Links
1) Never realized naval mines were so effective
(The story focuses on Chinese vulnerability to naval mines, though I suspect Taiwan isn’t much better off.)
2) China arming Islamofascists in Iraq & Afghanistan via Iran
The weapons were described as "late-model" arms that have not been seen in the field before and were not left over from Saddam Hussein‘s rule in Iraq
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The arms shipments show that the idea that China is helping the United States in the war on terrorism is "utter nonsense," [a defense department] official said.
3) America preparing for possible cyber-war with China
(Favorite quote: "The Chinese foreign ministry rejected [last month’s Pentagon] report as ‘brutal interference’ in internal affairs and insisted that Beijing’s military preparations were purely defensive.")
A hat tip to the Drudge Report for items 2 & 3
UPDATE (Jun 17/07): The ten worst jobs in science, according to Popular Science Magazine. Lowlights include:
#10: Whale Feces Researcher
[Whale feces pioneer Rosalind Rolland] began taking along sniffer dogs that can detect whale droppings from as far as a mile away. When they bark, she points her research vessel in the direction of the brown gold, and as the boat approaches the feces—the excrement usually stays afloat for an hour after the deed is done and can be bright orange and oily depending on the type of plankton the whale feeds on—Rolland and her crew begin scooping up as much matter as they can using custom-designed nets.
#5: Coursework Carcass Preparer
Remember that first whiff of formaldehyde when the teacher brought out the frogs in ninth-grade biology? Now imagine inhaling those fumes eight hours a day, five days a week. That’s the plight of biological- supply preparers, the folks who poison, preserve, and bag the worms, frogs, cats, pigeons, sharks and even cockroaches that end up in high-school and college biology classrooms.
#3: Elephant Vasectomist
What’s one foot across and sits behind two inches of skin, four inches of fat and 10 inches of muscle? That’s right: an elephant’s testicle. Which means veterinarian Mark Stetter’s newest invention—a four-foot-long fiber-optic laparoscope attached to a video monitor—has to be a heavy-duty piece of equipment to sterilize a randy bull pachyderm.
Hat tip to Instapundit.
UPDATE #2: Rock / Pop group Fountains of Wayne with a wry description of life on the road. A sample:
Anyway, about a week ago, we started our first tour in several years in typically grand fashion, playing at a computer store in New York City. We had to cut down on the pyro effects for this show, due to the low ceilings. But I think it was a nice way for people to get to see us up close and check their e-mail at the same time. We played a short set which was billed as "acoustic" because at least one of us played an acoustic instrument. The after-show debauchery included intense discussions with the sales staff about the upcoming release of the Apple phone.
[…]
And then we have a short break from "the road" before heading off for a few shows in Europe, which has become overrun with Europeans in recent years.
Hat tip to The Corner.
UPDATE #3: Never knew that Jude Law had a Rorschach tattoo. And that he really covets the role of Ozymandias.
(Rorschach and Ozymandias images from Weird Space.)
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Victims Of Communism Memorial
Thursday’s Taipei Times revealed that the unveiling of the memorial provided a rare opportunity for Taiwan’s representative in Washington, D.C. to meet with the American president. Careful, Mr. Bush, China might accuse you of PROVOKING it:
US President George W. Bush shook hands and chatted with Representative to the US Joseph Wu (吳釗燮) on Tuesday while attending the dedication of a memorial to those killed by communist regimes around the world.
Actually, that’s not why I brought the subject up at all. The real reason is that one line in the story reminded me of something I wanted to write about a month ago:
The VOC Memorial was more than a decade in the making. The US Congress passed an act in 2003 on the establishment of the Victims of Communism Memorial Foundation to raise funds to build the monument in memory of the more than 100 million people killed by communist regimes — from China and Soviet Union to Cambodia and North Korea. [emphasis added]
Recall that a month ago, cost was one of the major complaints raised against renaming the Chiang Kai-shek memorial in Taipei. It seemed to me at the time that one of the best ways to counter that argument would have been to call for the establishment of a private charity to raise funds for the renaming. After all, "It costs too much," can hardly be said once people OTHER THAN YOURSELF voluntarily commit to paying for it. Pass the hat around, and see just how much the Taiwanese value the re-dedication. Those who hate the idea would be free to give nothing. But I’ll bet those who WERE committed would’ve given, and given generously.
Both the World War II Memorial and the Victims of Communism Memorial in Washington were funded chiefly by private donations. While I’m sure their respective foundations encountered the problem of free ridership, I note that in the end, the memorials DID manage to get built. What we have here is a nice, small-government approach to the problem, which has the additional virtue of helping build civil society at the same time.
UPDATE (Jun 21/07): That was predictable. The Butchers of Beijing threaten war over Wu’s handshake with George Bush:
[Chinese officials] expressed stern-faced concern and spoke of dire consequences during a press conference as China made clear its fury that Bush had even chosen to acknowledge Wu’s visit.
“We insist to keep the current peaceful relations as we promised Taiwan’s citizens. We have prepared to stop (prohibit) any activities, conduct and any excuses to divide Taiwan away from China in whatever cause, the activities are going to cause serious harm. Chenshuibian’s (President of Taiwan) conspiracy of an independent Taiwan causes serious harm in our peaceful relations. We will resort to military action if they continue these irresponsible actions,” said Chinese Foreign Ministry Spokesman Yang Li. (rough translation). [emphasis added]
Hat tip to The View from Taiwan.
The Mysterious Beast Of Linkou – Revealed!
So, after 38 goats were found dead near the Taiwanese town of Linkou, who does the culprit turn out to be?
We WERE told that tracks in the mud suggested the slayer was a tiger, or some other large member of the cat family. So the truth turns out to be a bit of a letdown:
(Image from Jun 12th edition of the Taipei Times.)
Seeing this mutt, I couldn’t help but imagine what the SPCA ad in the paper would say. "Wanted: Kind home for stray dog. Does not get along well with…kids."
(Boo! Hiss!)
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