Money for nothin' and your lap dances for free.
(Image from . . . ah, hell, I don't know. This pic's been on my hard drive for ages!)
UPDATE (Jul 22/2009): The original (uncropped) photo was from the October 29th, 2005 edition of the Taipei Times. Can't find it on their website anymore, but here it is at Muzi.com.
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