"I flinch, I shy, when the lass with the delicate air goes by
I smile, I grin, when the gal with a touch of sin walks in.
I hope, and I pray, for Hester to win just one more "A"
The sadder-but-wiser girl's the girl for me.
The sadder-but-wiser girl for me."
Hate to hear about the inevitable quality-control problems on THIS one:
Egypt may be up in arms over the latest stroke of Chinese manufacturing brilliance—a synthetic hymen . . .
. . . conservative officials across the Muslim world fear it might find more nefarious uses in countries where virginity is a prerequisite for marriage. Egypt has gone so far as to attempt a ban against the artificial hymen, calling peddlers "bandits" and charging that the device will corrode the moral standards of the country.
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In places where honor killings are practiced against women who can't prove they were virgins on their wedding nights, this little, seemingly innocuous sex toy has opened quite a can of worms.
Still no official denunciation of this dire threat to Islamic decency and virtue by the Taliban wing of Taiwan's Chinese Nationalist Party (KMT).
Taliban wing of KMT! HAHAHA! At least you’re a funny deleter!
No they don’t have a Taliban wing but only a Harvard educated American boy genius who belongs to
Washington’s Mad Cow wing!
On the contrary to most assertions , this Ma guy is really a genius!
After flooding us with ECFAS all over like Morakot
this guy in a wink of an eye instantly served us prime MAD COW sirloins complete with instestines!
Hey! At least it’s not synthetic!