Happy (Organ) Harvest Festival

The Weekly Standard on China's practice of harvesting organs of its Uighur population.

…Beijing traditionally depicted all Uighur nationalists—violent rebels and non-violent activists alike—as CIA proxies. Shortly after 9/11, that conspiracy theory was tossed down the memory hole. Suddenly China was, and always has been, at war with al Qaeda-led Uighur terrorists.

…and yet, if the Chinese government claims that the Uighurs constitute their own Islamic fundamentalist problem, the fact is that I’ve never met a Uighur woman who won’t shake hands [with a man] or a man who won’t have a drink with me. Nor does my Jewish-sounding name appear to make anyone flinch. In one of those vino veritas sessions, I asked a local Uighur leader if he was able to get any sort of assistance from groups such as the Islamic Human Rights Commission (where, as I found during a brief visit to their London offices, veiled women flinch from an extended male hand, drinks are forbidden, and my Jewish surname is a very big deal indeed). “Useless!” he snorted, returning to the vodka bottle.

…the Xinjiang procedure spread. By the end of 1999, the Uighur crackdown would be eclipsed by Chinese security’s largest-scale action since Mao: the elimination of Falun Gong. By my estimate up to three million Falun Gong practitioners would pass through the Chinese corrections system. Approximately 65,000 would be harvested, hearts still beating, before the 2008 Olympics. An unspecified, significantly smaller, number of House Christians and Tibetans likely met the same fate. 

Editorial cartoon: A Chinese Communist police chief tells a subordinate to Go Out And Arrest A Couple Of Young Kidneys.

(Organ Donor sketch from Monty Python's Meaning of Life.  This was funnier back when it WASN'T true…)


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“Surrender…May Be Our Only Option!”

Doctor Lazarus looking concerned on board the NSEA-Protector. From Galaxy Quest.

What's the difference between a KMT appeaser and a garden-variety appeaser?

Both feed the crocodile.  But the KMT appeaser hopes it'll eat him FIRST.

Taiwan's China Post renews its perennial call for Taipei to sign a formal document of surrender to the Chinese Communist Party.

Except that "formal document of surrender" doesn't test well with Taiwanese focus groups.  For some reason or another.  So the paper gets out the lipstick, and dubs their red-lipped porker "a peace accord".

One wonders why the paper doesn't go all-out, and insist the agreement consist of 17 points

(YouTube — Never Smile at a Crocodile by Rolf Harris)


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Kim Young’un Assumes The Throne

"Gemellus is a child. Rome isn't Egypt. Children don't rule because their fathers ruled. Rome must be ruled by men. Not infants."

Tiberius' fat-faced grandson Gemellus from I, Claudius.

A fat-faced Kim Jong-Un.

Meanwhile, The Onion reveals shocking insider news: Kim Jong-Un Privately Doubting He's Crazy Enough To Run North Korea.

Which I think is more than a little unfair. The young'un is a kind man, a simple man, a generous man. The kinda guy who'd give you the straitjacket off of his back…


Update (Dec 22/2011): Rumors that Young'un tortured animals and was at interested in bondage porn as a young'un.  

Ruh-roh, Shaggy.


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Chinese Attempt To Play Victim Card (While Persecuting Blind Man)

So the CCP goes on a soft power offensive, producing a movie on the Rape of Nanjing.  "China is a victim," goes their carefully-cultivated narrative.

Then the Communist Party shoots itself in the foot with the sort of reflexive petty tyranny for which it is justly well-known:

Sinofascists sic Stasi security on actor Christian Bale as he attempts to meet with blind Chinese dissident lawyer.

One step forward.

Now, two back…

And don't forget to blame whitey for all the bad publicity.