A NEW Testament – For A NEW Millenium

A sneak peak into the latest revisions, via Matthew 5:39

"But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also…Unless of course, someone insults thy mother: In which case, puncheth him mightily in the face."
— The Updated King James / Pope Francis Bible (2015)

These fashionable improvements are proving quite popular with the terror-loving Islamofascist set, as a recent still from an anti-Charlie Hebdo rally in London amply illustrates:

Islamofascist march against Charlie Hebdo magazine in London, quoting Pope Francis: 'INSULT MY MUM AND I WILL PUNCH YOU'

(Image from Yahoo.com)

UPDATE: In addition to popes and presidents, it is now au courant for judges too, to make excuses for barbarism: German judge rules a Muslim firebombing of a synagogue was mere arson, not terrorism. In Angela Merkel's Germany, burning down Jewish houses of worship is now considered a somewhat disreputable form of political protest, not savagery.

But only if you're a member of the Master Faith, that is. Neo-Nazis don't get away with that kind of horseshit.

(And nor does anybody else.)

[The Islamofascist perpetrators were only given 200 hours of community service.]

UPDATE #2: President Obama insists that the four Jews murdered by one of the Islamofascists involved in the Charlie Hebdo massacre were just a bunch of folks randomly targeted in a deli.

That makes sense. Y'know, if you're stupid…

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