First they came for the cartoonists
But I said the victims brought it on themselves
(Because I wasn't a cartoonist,
and that's what comes from poking mad dogs with sticks.)
Then they came for the Yazidi women
But I said spread your pretty legs
and think of Holy Prophet Mohammed
(Because I wasn't Yazidi,
and boys will be boys.) †
Then they came for the Jews
But I said these were "random attacks"
(Because I wasn't a Jew,
and those Zionazis should get the hell out of Palestine, anyway)
Finally, they came
for young, bohemian leftists at rock concerts
(People just like me…)
And I said:
"Holy shit, I just invited 800,000 of these bloodthirsty orcs
to colonize my country!"
(Image from 9gag.com)
† This part doesn't quite work, because (unlike the other "quotes") no one's ever said it.
But the curious thing is that President Barack Obama has never spoken against the practice of sexual slavery by ISIS. Which is odd, since he spoke very animatedly about the right of French Muslim women to wear the hijab, and was elected in 2012 partly on the basis of his opposition to some sort of "War Against Women".
So if I understand Obama correctly, prohibition of the hijab is akin to a dreadful crime against humanity…but selling Yazidi and Christian women in slave markets is a trifle not worth speaking of.
More evidence that Barack Obama doesn't care about Infidel people.
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