Month: November 2015

Quiet On The Set! Can’t You See We’re Trying To Make An Islamic Propaganda Video Here?

Boris doesn't give one hour warnings.

UPDATE (November 27, 2015): The Daily Mail claims this fighter was affiliated with al-Qaeda, and was hit by an artillery shell from Assad forces.

Mentally Ill Commander-In-Chief Barack Obama Gives ISIS One Hour Warning Before Aerial Attack

So President Finger-Up-His-Ass is now giving gentlemen's courtesy calls to Islamofascists. In a time of war.

How very sporting of you, old man!

In Abu Kamal, U.S. planes dropped leaflets before the attack [on 300 fuel trucks], warning people [combatants and non-combatants alike]…to leave before the assault began. After waiting for an hour, the U.S. planes struck.

As a result of Obama's traitorous heads up, ISIS saved 184 of 300 fuel trucks that were lined up in rows. That's 184 trucks that can continue to ship oil and generate income for the most virulently evil organization of our time…

No wonder ISIS sends Muslim death squads to attack the West: They think they can attack with impunity because we're being led by a GODDAMN-FUCKING-PUSSY.

And, given the inept prosecution of the war by this cretinous incompetent, one cannot say they're mistaken.

Barack Obama: 'I also offered to gobble al-Baghdadi's knob for him. I think that put's America on the right side of history!'

The man's unfit for office.

The tell-all memoirs of this president's subordinates are going to be brutal.

UPDATE (November 17, 2015): A few more observations about Obama's farcical prosecution of the war against ISIS:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

UPDATE (November 20, 2015):

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Hateful Muslims Attempt To Provoke Soccer Riot After Paris Massacres

Dear Muslims,

Heckling a moment of silence for victims of Muslim death squads is a really bad idea. Crap like that is not going to lead to very happy conclusion. Should this ever happen again, don't look for sympathy and bitch about "Islamophobia" when irate Infidels start throwing fists. Or worse.

Regards,

Your friendly neighborhood Foreigner In Formosa

Niemöller, 2015 Revision

First they came for the cartoonists
But I said the victims brought it on themselves
(Because I wasn't a cartoonist,
and that's what comes from poking mad dogs with sticks.)

Then they came for the Yazidi women
But I said spread your pretty legs
and think of Holy Prophet Mohammed
(Because I wasn't Yazidi,
and boys will be boys.) †

Then they came for the Jews
But I said these were "random attacks"
(Because I wasn't a Jew,
and those Zionazis should get the hell out of Palestine, anyway)

Finally, they came
for young, bohemian leftists at rock concerts
(People just like me…)
And I said:
"Holy shit, I just invited 800,000 of these bloodthirsty orcs
to colonize my country!"

3-box cartoon: 1) Picket sign says, 'People For The Ethical Treatment Of Orcs' Box 2) Man holding the picket sign 3) Monstrous orc holding spear impaling man holding picket sign

(Image from 9gag.com)

† This part doesn't quite work, because (unlike the other "quotes") no one's ever said it.

But the curious thing is that President Barack Obama has never spoken against the practice of sexual slavery by ISIS. Which is odd, since he spoke very animatedly about the right of French Muslim women to wear the hijab, and was elected in 2012 partly on the basis of his opposition to some sort of "War Against Women".

So if I understand Obama correctly, prohibition of the hijab is akin to a dreadful crime against humanity…but selling Yazidi and Christian women in slave markets is a trifle not worth speaking of.

More evidence that Barack Obama doesn't care about Infidel people.

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Minnesota Democratic Candidate Dan Kimmel Declares, “ISIS Isn’t Necessarily Evil!”

Oh, do go on…

Bloody Muslim death squad victims lying in center of Bataclan theater after November 13, 2015 Paris Attack.

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François Hollande Bombs ISIS Capital While U.S. President Finger-Up-His-Ass Looks On Impotently

It took a mere 2 DAYS for the French president to bomb Raqqa — something Barack Hussein Obama deigned not to for the last 2 GODDAMN YEARS.

What the hell was that dithering, indecisive piece of shit waiting for?

"Why does [Raqqa] still exist after two years of Obama's phony Public Relations war?

Oh, I guess I answered my own question."

At any rate: well done, President Hollande.

Oh, and burn. Burn, you Islamofascist camelfuckers, burn.



UPDATE: It's been claimed that the gruesome footage above is due to Russian (rather than French) bombs on Raqqa.

UPDATE #2:

 

UPDATE (November 16 / 2015):

Barack Obama Doesn’t Care About Infidel People

Zero fucks given: Obama arrives late to memorial service for victims of Muslim death squads

(Which is actually an improvement over the march for the Charlie Hebdo Massacre victims, where he couldn't even be bothered to show up at all.)

Word is the only reason he DID attend was because some cool kids would be there and he wanted a few really nice selfies to add to his collection.

British Prime Minister David Cameron, Danish Prime Minister Helle-Thorning Schmidt and U.S. President Barack Obama take selfie at Nelson Mandela's funeral. Michelle Obama sits apart, unamused.

(Pathological: Obama & Co. take pictures of their favorite photographic subject at Nelson Mandela's funeral. Oh God, sermons are sooooo boring, man.)

UPDATE: Barry evades responsibility, as is his wont:

In a reference to the Syrian refugee crisis, [Barack Obama] said “society has not passed this exam with good grades.” [Emphasis added]

Speak for yourself, Mr. President. The Syrian Civil War has been going on for 4 1/2 years now, and all the history books will show that YOU sat with your finger up your ass doing next to nothing about it.

UPDATE #2: Victims of one of the Muslim death squads:

Bloody Muslim death squad victims lying in center of Bataclan theater after November 13, 2015 Paris Attack.

(From Twitter)

Barack Obama with extended middle finger: 'Do I HAVE TO express sympathy for those dirty kuffar?'

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Pay No Attention To That Terrorist Behind The Curtain

A day before the Paris attack by Muslim death squads, Canadian defense minister Harjit Sajjan insists Canadians have nothing to fear from ISIS

The “No True Muslim” Fallacy

Shot:

Chaser:

Heh:

UPDATE (November 26, 2015):