Month: June 2018

China Steals The Crown Jewels Of The American Navy

smh:

The hackers, who belonged to the Ministry of State Security, cleared out an astonishing amount of defense information such as “secret plans to develop a supersonic anti-ship missile for use on U.S. submarines by 2020” according to the Post, as well as “614 gigabytes of material relating to a closely held project known as Sea Dragon, as well as signals and sensor data, submarine radio room information relating to cryptographic systems, and the Navy submarine development unit’s electronic warfare library.” Since one gigabyte is equivalent to about a thousand good-sized books, roughly a half-million pages of text, this was an astonishingly large [data] compromise.

Canadian Prime Minister Kodos Suffers Eyebrow Malfunction

No, this has got to be an internet hoax:

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau suffering eyebrow malfunction. (Dark eyebrow appears to be falling off.)

Maybe, but that video sure looks & sounds like Canada’s Justin Trudeau:



And CNN’s video verifies it.

I understand that Mr. Trudeau used to work as a small theater actor, but maybe G7 meetings aren’t the best time to pinch pennies with bargain-basement spirit gum.



 



The greatest tragedy here is that I can’t find Norm Macdonald’s SNL performance as Burt Reynolds, where his fake mustache starts falling off & Norm blows at it to keep the thing off his lip.

Heh:



 

 



 

 

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That Mark Hamill’s A Savage