From the fashion houses of Beijing, the hottest designers bring you the very latest styles. And no self-respecting Chinese stormtrooper would be caught dead without these chic ensembles.
Head straight, eyes forward, maggots!
Chairman Hu TOLD you not to slouch…
"They immediately put irons on his legs and took him to a regiment. He was taught how to make right and left turns, raise and lower the ramrod, take aim, fire, and march double time, and he was beaten thirty times with a stick. The next day he performed his drills a little less badly and was given only twenty strokes; the following day he was given only ten, and his fellow soldiers regarded him as a prodigy."
-Voltaire, Candide
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