What Does The KMT Want Taiwan To Be Armed With? Spitballs?

No, no – BANANAS.  They wouldn’t want anyone to think they’re STOOPID, would they?

Taiwanese pro-Communist capitulationists protest against Taiwanese purchase of defensive Patriot missiles

(Photo from the Taipei Times.)

That’s a skeletal Uncle Sam clutching a PAC II (Patriot) missile.  Which is pretty scary, if you happen to be a red who doesn’t want any of Beijing’s 800 to miss their targets.

Communist capitulationists (banana farmers, my foot) marched to the de facto American embassy in Taipei on Friday, offering this bit of choice defense budget advice for their country’s leaders:

"Don’t buy weapons, buy bananas!*  [Stephen] Young, get out of Taiwan!**"

With stategic vision like that, how did the KMT EVER manage to lose a civil war?

(Hat tip to The View from Taiwan for pointing out that Peking Duck was there, and later blogged about his run-in with the mob.)


* Taiwan is currently facing a banana glut.

**  Stephen Young is America’s top diplomat in Taiwan.


UPDATE:  The papers all said that there were "scores" of protesters, which is pretty small considering Taiwan’s population of 23 million.  As a Where’s Waldo-esque exercise, compare Friday’s protesters to the ones in this picture:

Credit card slave protest in Taipei, Taiwan on March 15, 2006

(Photo from the March 15/06 ed of the Taiwan News.  Sorry, no link available.)

Same skull mask and gloves, same missiles, same guy in the yellow hard hat.  How much would anyone like to bet that the "banana farmer" of Friday’s protest was the "credit card slave" of seven months ago?


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5 thoughts on “What Does The KMT Want Taiwan To Be Armed With? Spitballs?”

  1. Dude, you rock! Spotting that same feller in both pics. You know how it is with these banana farmers — they’ve got so much time on their hands.
    Michael

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    Thanks. Though I don’t think I would have bothered to look back at that old pic if I hadn’t read all the “banana farmer” talk in Peking Duck’s comments section.

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