Worst.Historian.Ever.

Joe Hung of Taiwan’s China Post explains how the West LOST the Cold War:

The United States tried to contain the Soviet Union in vain. [Emphasis added]

Joe Hung wearing tin foil hat: 'Containment of the Soviet Union failed in 1962, when Joseph Stalin hurled waves of Red Army tanks through Fulda Gap. You can read all about it in my new book: Joe Hung’s True Imaginary History Of The Cold War.'

Nice tin foil hat. Really goes with the suit.

In the same paragraph, Comrade Historian also rewrites the history of Asia to better suit his Zhongnanhai-directed Communist narrative:

Uncle Sam continued to contain Mao Zedong’s China after the chairman had sent his army to fight the Korean War. The containment did not work, of course, and it took President Richard Nixon ending it to pave the way for concluding the normalization of relations between the United States and the People’s Republic in 1979. [Emphasis added]

Joe Hung wearing tin foil hat: 'Containment of Communist China failed in 1953, when Mao Tse-tung washed Taiwan in a ocean of blood after teleporting PLA troops there with alien technology stolen from Area 51. --Joe Hung’s True Imaginary History Of The Cold War.'

Now, I’m no doctor of history, but I DO know multiple sources confirm that no Soviet army overran Western Europe in 1963. Nor did any Chinese Communist army step foot in Taiwan.

So whaddya know? Maybe containment DID kinda work after all, huh?


UPDATE: Perhaps credentialed (but uneducated) Comrade Historian Joe Hung confuses the strategy of Containment with that of Rollback?

Because they are two very different things, you know. Not that a PhD-holder from Georgetown University could ever understand such highly-advanced concepts…


UPDATE (Nov 3 / 2015): Apparently, 33 U.S. servicemen were killed protecting Taiwan from Communist China.

A great pity a worthless Communist lickspittle like Joe Hung benefited from their sacrifice.


UPDATE (Nov 4 / 2015): Like most liars, Joe Hung struggles to keep his stories straight:

It took U.S. President Harry S. Truman — who had written off Chiang — to neutralize the Taiwan Strait right after the Korean War broke out in 1950 to prevent Mao Zedong from “washing Taiwan with blood.” With American military and economic assistance, Chiang was able to reorganize his defeated armies into a defense force strong enough to deny Mao a takeover of Taiwan by force…

That sounds suspiciously like saying Mao Tse-tung was successfully contained to me.


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Bizarre Search Engine Results

Sep 19/07:  Googling "super-skinny models should be banned" brought one poor reader to a post about Chinese opposition to the Taiwanese flag during international sporting events.  Huh???

Sep 15/07:  This morning, someone was directed to one of my posts after searching for "what was the tiger’s name on the flintstones."  Nothing in the post on that subject, but gee whiz.  Now you’ve got ME thinking about it!

Oct 10/06:  A recent search: will+that+taiwanese+president+ever+resign.  I can so vividly imagine the author’s tone of exasperation.

Sep 24/06:  Someone recently googled indonesian+chinese+jewish+rioting.  Have there been many cases of Jews rioting in Indonesia, or what?

Jun 20/06:  A few visitors are directed to my post about fluorescent pigs while Googling foreigner+scientist.  What on earth are they looking for with such vague criteria?

Apr 5/06:  Searching google.com for, foreigner+in+taiwan+want+china+unification, brings the user to my site.

Pretty strange, but it does pose a question that I hadn’t considered before, viz., how many foreigners in Taiwan actually DO want Taiwan to be annexed by Communist China?

Feb 18/06:  Searching msn.co.uk for, audio+I’m+Spartacus, instead directs the user to my post regarding the high-frequency songs of mice.

Obviously, the engine must have gotten confused upon seeing my posts discussing the Cartoon Hoax, No, I’m Spartacus and Why I Too, Am Spartacus.  Sorry to disappoint, but I’ve no audio clips of that inspirational moment in Stanley Kubrick’s movie.

Feb 17/06:  Someone typed, Taiwan+should+surrender, and yahoo.com directed them to MY website.  Hilarious!

Guess it comes from this sentence, from a December 2005 post:

The "viable strategy" [to end Taiwan’s isolation] that The China Post proposes is that Taiwan should surrender its sovereignty to the communists in exchange for a few scraps thrown to it from the masters’ table.

Stop sugarcoating it Foreigner; tell us what you REALLY think about Taiwanese capitulation!