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The front page of yesterday’s Taipei Times featured the story of two men in China who were sentenced to 3 1/2 and 5 years in prison for dissent. Keep their fates in mind while you read about the leniency with which the ancient Greeks handled the original philosophical wild man, Diogenes the Cynic.
From pages 120-121 of Tony Perrottet’s The Naked Olympics:
Some of the greatest intellectuals of ancient life were avid sports fans, comprising a virtual Who’s Who of Western civilization. According to many scholars, Plato got his nickname during his days as a virile young wrestler at the Isthmian games (from platus, probably meaning "broad-shouldered"; his real name was Aristocles). The playwright Sophocles, as well as being noted in the ring, was a famous handball player; the [admiral] Themistocles, who defeated the Persians, came to the Games of 476 B.C.; the mathematician Pythagoras may also have been a revered sports coach. But the Olympics did have their occasional critics. There had always been a modest but vocal undercurrent of anti-sports feeling among Greek thinkers. Understandably, in an age when Reason was paramount, some would argue the superiority of the mind over the body, and suggest that the national obsession with athletics was frivolous, even philistine.
The Cynic Diogenes, who traded repartee with Alexander the Great himself, was one of the most outrageous naysayers, and, in the fourth century B.C., he brought his attacks to the sports field itself. His best-documented occurred at the Corinth games*, when he grabbed a victory wreath from the prize table and put it on his own head, claiming that he was the victor in the contest of life, and that spiritual rather than physical effort was more worthy of rewards. "Are those pot-bellied bullies good for anything?" he asked a gathering crowd. "I think athletes should be used as sacrificial victims. They have less soul than swine. Who is the truly noble man? Surely it is the one who confronts life’s hardships, and wrestles with them day and night — not like some goat, for a bit of celery or olive or pine**, but for the sake of happiness and honor throughout his whole life."
Later, when he saw a sprinting champion being carried from the Stadium, Diogenes acidly noted that the rabbit and the antelope were the fastest of animals, but also the most cowardly. He later ran off with another victory wreath and put it on the head of a horse that had been kicking another horse, proclaiming it the victor in the [no holds-barred wrestling] contest. Finally, Diogenes made reference to Hercules, the patron of athletes, who had cleaned the filthy Augean stables as one of the Twelve Labors — then Diogenes squatted on the ground and emptied his bowels, suggesting that the competitors clean it up.
"At this the crowd scattered," we read, "muttering that Diogenes was crazy."
First of all, and let’s just get this out of the way: Diogenes the Cynic sounds like a world-class a-hole to me. No pun intended. I can certainly see why Plato described Diogenes as "Socrates gone mad." But that’s really besides the point. What’s interesting is what we DON’T read in this account. Remember, the Isthmian Games in Corinth was one of the four Sacred Games in classical Greece. These games were religious festivals first (though the athletics component came a not-too distant second). Intentional public defecation at a RELIGIOUS FESTIVAL? Sounds pretty darn sacrilegious to me. Yet we don’t read about fourth-century crowds calling for him to be beheaded, like the Muslim mob did with the Mohammed teddy bear teacher — in the not-so-distant year of 2007. We don’t read that he sentenced to 3 1/2 or 5 years in prison, like those two poor bastards in China. Nor was he sent to some god-forsaken re-education camp on a remote island in the Aegean, either.
In fact, from this account, it’s rather difficult to figure out exactly HOW he was punished — IF he was even punished at all! He couldn’t have been beaten to a pulp after the first time he grabbed the victory wreath, because we’re told he was able to repeat that stunt a SECOND time. So, was he detained? If he was, it couldn’t have been for long. Because again, he was able to lay his hands on a victory wreath not once, but TWICE.
My own guess is that he was restrained, and maybe tossed out on his ear. After which, he snuck back in to work more of his mischief.
Like I said, Diogenes the Cynic strikes me as a pretty unlikable showboat. But the thing that most strikes me here is the tolerant spirit of the organizers of the games. The organizers could have come down like a ton of bricks on this guy…BUT THEY DIDN’T. In fact, the Wikipedia entry on Diogenes states that after his death, the Corinthians went ahead and built a MONUMENT in the philosopher’s honor.
As far as I’m concerned, it’s that kind of generosity and magnanimity which makes the Corinthian organizers of the games the real unsung heroes of the story.
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* Now strictly speaking, this isn’t an Olympic Games story at all, because it
took place at the Isthmian Games in Corinth. But the Isthmian Games,
along with the Olympics, WERE one of the four Sacred Games of Greece,
and there’s no reason to believe that the organizers of the ancient Olympics would have treated similar conduct any differently.
** Diogenes makes reference here to the victory wreaths awarded during the Sacred Games. Wreaths given at the Nemean, Pythian, Isthmian and Olympic Games were composed of celery, laurel, pine and olive, respectively.