“China Has NEVER Mistreated Religious Minorities…And We’ll Stop Harvesting Their Organs As Soon As We Possibly Can!”

In a splendid display of benevolence, justice and morality, the Chinese Communist Party presents yet another empty promise to be a little less Nazi-like.

With us, as always, is eminent historian Joe Hung of Taiwan's China Post, to explain the complex constitutional rationale behind China's exploitation and genocide of Tibetans, Uighurs and Falun Gong adherents:

Satire: The China Post's Joe Hung explains why Tibet belongs to China: 'Once upon a time, a beautiful Tibetan princess married a handsome Chinese prince...And that is why, to this day, Tibetans organs are the exclusive property of the government of China!'

Sounds legit.



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Communist China Demands Britain Return Artifacts

From News.com.au:

One of the most popular questions [posed to British Prime Minister David Cameron on the Chinese Twitter copycat-site] was posted by a prominent Chinese think-tank, the China Center for International Economic Exchanges, which is headed by former vice-premier Zeng Peiyan and includes many top government officials and leading economists among its members.

"When will Britain return the illegally plundered artefacts?" the organisation asked, referring to 23,000 items in the British Museum which it says were looted by the British army.

Interesting question. While the Foreigner is not necessarily opposed to returning plundered artifacts, he does wonder when China will volunteer to return all the tribute it illegally plundered from foreign countries during its Imperial period.

To take but a single example:

Slaves from tributary countries were sent to Tang China by various groups: the Cambodians sent albinos, the Uyghurs sent Turkic Karluks, the Japanese sent Ainu, and Turkish and Tibetan girls were also sent to China.

Anyone care to monetize the value of all those slaves in 2013 dollars?

The Beatings Shall Continue Until The Self-Immolations Come To An End

Chinese torture confession out of Tibetan.

The Tibetan monk who was arrested by the police for allegedly inciting at least [8] people to self-immolate protesting against Beijing's hardline rule might have been tortured to make a confession, rights groups said on Monday.

This humble blogger is, quite frankly, astonished.  And he's beginning to wonder if there's a trace of a possibility that there might be a human rights problem in Chinese-occupied Tibet.

Tibetan in India protests the visit of Chinese dictator Hu Jintao via self-immolation.

(Image from the Daily Mail)


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If The Chinese Don’t Want Westerners To Think They Run People Over With Tanks…MAYBE They Should Stop Running People Over With Their Tanks

Been a while since I last checked the blog, and I noticed a comment on my Tsai Eng-meng post.

For those unfamiliar with Tsai Eng-meng, Tsai Eng-meng is a Taiwanese food magnate.  Got his start in Taiwan, but made it big in China.

Upon returning to Taiwan, Tsai bought up some Taiwanese news media organs.  And changed their editorial stances to more Communist-friendly positions.

But around the beginning of 2012, Tsai caused a stir in an interview with the Washington Post, remarking that the Chinese Communists were jolly good fellows who just couldn't possibly have killed very many people at Tiananmen Square.  His reason for thinking so?  Because the driver of a single tank hesitated to run over the iconic "Tank Man" of Tiananmen Square.

(As I recall, he also expressed scorn for Taiwan's hard-won democratic freedom, which he derided as a poor substitute for a walletful of Chinese redbacks.)

And so, without further ado, I submit my replies to one of Tsai's comradely supporters.


Jon: Not to side with Tsai here…

The Foreigner: Here it comes…

 

Jon: …but he was citing the fact that the "Tank Man" lie [sic], which is often perpetuated in western media.

The Foreigner: Can I interrupt to say that it suits you?  The whole passive-aggression routine, I mean.

If experience is any guide, I do believe you're fishing for some kind of groveling apology.

 

Jon: For example a supermajority of Americans believe falsely that the "Tank Man" at Tiananmen was run over by those tanks.

The Foreigner: Bullshit.

A cursory web check of the New York Times, Newsweek and Time reveals nothing of the kind.  NONE of them declare that Tank Man was definitely run over by tanks at Tiananmen.

Dark City's Dr. Schreber: There is no 'lie' being perpetuated, Jon. The only place...a 'Western media conspiracy' exists'...is in...your head.

(Image from Filmatica.wordpress.com)

 

Furthermore, I find it exceedingly difficult to believe anybody wasted good money to poll Americans about "Tank Man".  But, assuming for the moment that it IS true, you forgot to mention that the Chinese DID run over at least one man (Fang Zheng) with their tanks. (To this day, the Communist propaganda ministry maintains that Fang Zheng lost his legs in an everyday, run-of-the-mill "traffic accident".)

So perhaps Americans' beliefs are a perfectly understandable result of mistaken identity:

  1. Tank Man gets photographed in front of limb-crushing tanks.
  2. Fang Zheng is photographed minus a couple of limbs (compliments of Tsai Eng-meng's Communist benefactors).
  3. Mental conflation of Tank Man (who was NOT run over by Chinese tanks) with Fang Zheng (who WAS run over by Chinese tanks).

But here's a crazy PR suggestion: if the Chinese don't want Westerners to think they run people over with tanks…MAYBE they should stop running people over with their tanks!

 

Jon: He is still alive according to most accounts and the "conspiracy theory" sites claim he died months later.

The Foreigner: It is, of course, a red herring to bring up the fate of any one single individual (Tank Man) in the face of a massacre of thousands. Tsai's hasty generalization is that since Tank Man MAY have survived, then "not that many [Chinese demonstrators] could really have died."

And if Anne Frank were to turn up alive tomorrow, would this Communist quisling then argue that the Jewish Holocaust never happened?

Also, it's patently untrue to say Tank Man is still alive according to "most accounts". Wikipedia — hardly a "conspiracy theory" site — points out the conflicting stories on that score.

If he IS alive, let him come forward to say so to the media.

Oh, that's right. He can't. Because if he comes forward, the Chinese government will kill him.

Golly. Maybe the Butchers of Beijing really AREN'T the nice, harmless guys Tsai Eng-meng claims they are. Ya think?

Fang Zheng, missing legs and in a wheelchair after being run over by Chinese tanks at Tiananmen Square. Not to be confused with the famous 'Tank Man' of Tiananmen Square. Caption: Hi, my name is Fang Zheng.  Some people confuse me for the famous “Tank Man” of  Tiananmen Square.  I get that a lot. If the Butchers of Beijing ever try to tell you that they don’t run over their citizens with tanks, remember this:  Although they may have taken my limbs...the Chinese  government is the one without a leg to stand upon.

(Image from The Independent)

 

Jon: As for "democracy-hating", there is nobody who truly loves ALL democracy. For example, the Weimar Republic elected Hitler.

The Foreigner: The "Weimar Republic" didn't vote for Hitler. The political system known as "democracy" didn't vote for Hitler.

MEN voted for Hitler. Men who hated democracy, and wanted it abolished.

Men such as Tsai Eng-meng. And yourself.

It was Germany's great misfortune that these men got what they wished for.

 

Jon: The French Republic massacred women and children (guillotined them).

The Foreigner: Straw man. Democracy, as a term describing a form of government advocated in the modern world, does not include the French revolutionary model lacking constitional safeguards (formal and informal).

But allow me to make a further rebuttal to your line of thinking. Around the time of the French revolution, doctors carried out a host of unproven treatments, some of which were either ineffective or even downright harmful to their patients (blistering of the skin or confinement for psychological problems, bloodletting, enema use, frontal lobotomies, "spermatorrhoea" prevention, homeopathy, and purging).

On the other hand, they also pioneered procedures which have stood the test of time, such as vaccinations, percussion-based diagnosis, and various surgical techniques.

Only an ignoramus would argue that modern doctors should be loathed and present-day medicine rejected out-of-hand simply because doctors of the past once used some questionable practices.

By the same token, only the genuinely infantile reject modern liberal democracy simply because 200 years ago, some long-dead Frenchmen didn't recognize the importance of checks-and-balances, the necessity of constitutionalism, and the limits to the perfectability of man.

Homer Simpson ridiculing doctors for once using leeches. Caption: Oh, Lisa. 'Doctors' are a joke. Did you know they used to use leeches. That's why I refuse to let them check out that so-called 'brain tumor'. Kiss my hairy yellow butt, 'modern medicine'!

(Image from CartoonPictures5.com)

 

Jon: The US Republic genocided…

The Foreigner: Excuse me while I look that up in the latest edition of the Oxford Chinglish Dictionary.

 

Jon: …a million Filipinos in the Philippine-American War, where the US conquered and annexed an independent nation, destroying their Republic, even though the Philippine Republic used the US constitution.

The Foreigner: I believe the number is closer to 250,000…and it's debatable whether it was a deliberate genocide.

But rather than argue about numbers, I'd like to point out that most of the casualties were caused by out-of-control military officers who went far beyond what the civilian leadership ever intended. It's a cause for celebration that modern democracies have matured and figured out that their militaries need to be kept on a much tighter leash.

Why and how did this maturation take place? It occurred because democracies are blessed with a built-in feedback mechanism: the free press. In short, American anti-imperialist papers were free to report atrocities, and thereby helped bring them to an end.

Which is something that doesn't ever happen in Tsai Eng-meng's glorious Communist utopia.

Or in Tsai Eng-meng's pro-Communist newspapers, for that matter.

Oh, one last thing before we move on…you neglected to mention that America went to the Philippines with the ultimate goal of granting it its independence. Which it did, in 1946.

Poor Tibet should be so lucky!

 

Jon [referring to dead Philippinos]: Rather funny. Democracy is a joke.

The Foreigner: Number of Chinese murdered (or, in your parlance, "genocided") by the anti-democratic doctrine within the last 50 years: 36,000,000.  Number of Chinese killed by democracy within the last 50 years: 0.

Which of those two numbers is greater than the other, Jon?

I'll allow you to take your time to figure that out.  Math is hard.

But since you're fond of jokes, here's a riddle for you:

Q: What do you call an Uncle Com who tries to bamboozle people into thinking the Chinese don't run their citizens over with tanks, when he's fully aware that they DO run their citizens over with tanks?

A: A lying asshole.

But I guess you've probably heard that one before.

 

Jon: If you go to any of the 200 democratic countries of the world…

The Foreigner: Which "world" are you referring to? Here on planet Earth, there are only 78 democracies.

 

Jon: …everyone on the street will say it's a democracy, but ask them if they can be president or a congressman, and the average folk always say "no", and ask why, and they say because they lack money or influence.

Basically democracy only elects the aristocracy (wealth or fame).

The Foreigner: Have you ever heard of a guy named Barack Obama (D)?  Or Bill Clinton (D)?  Or Ronald Reagan (R)? [Apr 10 / 2013 Update: Or Richard Nixon (R)?]

Word on the street is that they all came from fairly modest beginnings…

But you labor under a misconception. Liberal democracy entails the consent of the demos. It does NOT mean that everyone gets to be president for their fricken' birthday.

Money and influence help in life. If you don't have 'em, you may have to set your immediate sights a little lower. Run for dog catcher. Or the PTA. Or city commissioner.

Bust your ass at it. Do a good job. Don't steal from the public purse. Don't get caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.

Do all that, and you just might get further than you ever thought you could.

But even should you fail there's one final thought you may yet still console yourself with: your well-meaning efforts have not landed you in a urine-soaked Communist political prison.

 

Jon: Aristotle hated democracy for this reason and preferred monarchy.

The Foreigner: Was that the reason? Or was it because he was born an aristocrat, and was quite naturally predisposed towards the form of government under which he was privileged? (Or, along similar lines, was it because he worked for Alexander the Great, and knew which side his bread was buttered?)

Nevertheless, I understand Aristotle also believed that there were some men whose very natures destined them for slavery.  Never much cared for the notion, although I'm perfectly willing to admit he may have been right..about individuals such as yourself.

But let's examine your contention that "Aristotle HATED democracy" by allowing the man speak for himself:

Aristotle: "The principle that the multitude ought to be supreme rather than the few best is one that is maintained, and, though not free from difficulty, yet seems to contain an element of truth. For the many, of whom each individual is but an ordinary person, when they meet together may very likely be better than the few good, if regarded not individually but collectively, just as a feast to which many contribute is better than a dinner provided out of a single purse. For each individual among the many has a share of virtue and prudence, and when they meet together, they become in a manner one man, who has many feet, and hands, and senses; that is a figure of their mind and disposition. Hence the many are better judges than a single man of music and poetry; for some understand one part, and some another, and among them they understand the whole."
— Politics, Book 3.11

I'm not sensin' any of that "hate" you were talkin' about. He may have had his druthers, but unlike Tsai Eng-meng, he was at least honest enough to give democracy its due.

(And he certainly deserves credit for his intuition about the Wisdom of Crowds, long before anyone ever coined the phrase.)

 

Jon: And ALL of the Greek philosophers disagreed with elections, but rather preferred representatives to be chosen at random.

The Foreigner: It should then be a relatively simple matter for you to name at least five of them who held this opinion.

Citations of original sources, please.


Take it home, Louis:

"All he had was 50 cents, 50 cents, 50 cents…"

(Shaky camera-work alert. To listen, click PLAY and scroll the video off the screen.)


Update (Nov 8/2012): Tsai Eng-meng finds himself in the fine company of notable ancient Greek philosopher Mahmoud Fraudmadinejad.


Update (Dec 7/2012):  What's that, Ari?  You'd like to weigh in on the subject of democracy again?  Why certainly, be my guest…

"The basis of a democratic state is liberty; which, according to the common opinion of men, can only be enjoyed in such a state; this they affirm to be the great end of every democracy."
–Aristotle, Politics Book 6.2

So, to paraphrase Jon's philosophical hero, Aristotle: "Liberty is the great result of every democracy."

Which just might be why would-be tyrants hate it so.


Update (Jan 9/2013):  Jon averred:

"Basically democracy ONLY elects the aristocracy (wealth or fame)."  [Emphasis added]

I gave 3 examples disproving this assertion.  But this refutes the claim even more convincingly:

Percentage of millionaires in the U.S. Congress

(Image from BostonReview.tumblr.com)

The chart plainly shows that half those in the U.S. Congress AREN'T wealthy.  That works out to about 267 people (535 members of Congress / 2 = 267.5).

If someone has evidence that these 267 non-wealthy people are all incredibly famous (and yet, for some reason, not millionaires), then I'd be very interested in seeing it.


Update (Mar 11/2013):  This just in — 85 billionaires have seats in Communist China's top political chambers.

Number of billionaires in America's democratically-elected congress?

Zero.

(To put this into more perspective, there are a total of 95 billionaires in China as of 2012. Which means that 89% of China's billionaires have positions in China's top legislative bodies. By contrast, the U.S. has 425 billionaires, and 0% of them have positions in America's top legislative bodies.)

So it seems that there is a system in which only the rich and famous obtain political power. However, the evidence shows that that system is not democracy, but the one beloved by Tsai Eng-meng: Chinese Communism.


Update (Jul 24/2015): Yet more evidence that Communists always lie. What was that Jon said?

"the Philippine Republic used the US constitution"

But the truth about the Malolos Constitution is…

The style of the document is patterned after the Spanish Constitution of 1812, which many Latin American charters from the same period similarly follow.

Sweet baby Jesus, Jon. You've an even poorer grasp of the facts than Comrade Joe Hung.


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Taiwan’s Worst Place To Hold A Convention

Taipei's Grand Hotel wins that dubious honor, and then takes the cake:

Clashes broke out between Tibet support groups and Grand Hotel staff in the lobby yesterday after the management canceled a room reservation made by the groups in preparation for the arrival of a delegation headed by Sichuan Province Governor Jiang Jufeng (蔣巨峰).

“We have signed a [room rental] contract with you and it was clearly written on the contract that the room would be used to hold a press conference. How can you cancel our reservation at the last minute? Is this how the Grand Hotel honors its business contracts?” Taiwan Friends of Tibet (TFOT) president Chow Mei-li (周美里) asked Grand Hotel manager Michael Chen (陳行中) after being informed of the cancelation. [emphasis added]

Granted, it's understandable that the hotel management would want to avoid unpleasantness under their roof. The type of unpleasantness that might ensue after renting rooms to antagonistic parties. However, a contract is a contract, and having signed it the hotel was obligated to manage the situation as best it could.

But instead, hotel management decided to compound their error by plunging themselves into a public relations fiasco:

More serious verbal and physical conflict broke out when Tibetans accompanying Chow grew impatient and took out banners and Tibetan flags that were to be used to decorate the news conference venue. They shouted slogans calling on Jiang to release the more than 300 monks arrested from Kirti Monastery in the predominantly Tibetan area of Ngaba in Sichuan Province and to withdraw troops and police that had placed the monastery under siege.

The manager and other members of the hotel management tried to take the signs and banners from the Tibetans by force.

The two sides pushed and shoved, while hotel management and staffers chased Tibetans running around the lobby with Tibetan flags in hand. [emphasis added]

What a lovely picture that makes — tourism workers in democratic Taiwan reduced to acting as paid goons of the Chinese Communist Party.

"Room service? This is the C.C.P. delegation. Someone here spotted a cockroach and a Tibetan on the premises. Would you kindly send somebody up to remove them?"

Security at Taiwan's Grand Hotel seize Tibetan guest on behalf of Chinese Communist Party guests. Hotel security attempts to pull the Tibetan's flag from his hands.

(Operating under the theory that "no publicity is bad publicity", thugs in the employ of Taipei's Grand Hotel set upon an unarmed Tibetan dissident in full view of press photographers. Image from the Taipei Times.)

But the hotel's antics were was all for nothing, because when police arrived, they took one look at the rental contract and admitted the Tibetans had a point. After which management conceded, grudgingly allowing the press conference to go forward . . . in a different room in the hotel.

Heaven forbid anyone should ever label Michael Chen, manager of Taipei's Grand Hotel, a collaborator.

But one really does have to wonder at the new paint job he's given the place…

Taiwan's red and green Grand Hotel against a blue sky, with the stars of   Communist China's flag overlaid on the exterior.


UPDATE (May 24/11): Taiwan's premier communist-funded newspaper, The China Post, spikes the story.

Imagine that.


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I’ll Huff and I’ll Puff and I’ll…Shamble Away Somewhere

Dalai Lama Heads for Washington As Beijing Seethes  (Feb 18, 2010)

Seething?  Certainly the image China's been trying to project.  But you'd hardly know it from the next headline:

Five U.S. Warships Dock in Hong Kong  (also Feb 18, 2010)

LOL

Nice Little University Ya Got Here

Be a shame if anything happened to its accreditation

Three months [after awarding an honorary degree to the Dalai Lama], the University of Calgary [in Canada] was dropped from the Chinese Ministry of Education’s accreditation list of universities for Chinese students desiring to study abroad, the Calgary Herald newspaper reported on Thursday.

The Hotline for Overseas Studies Service Center in Beijing had the following advice for Chinese students: “If you don’t already go to that school, it is better not to go because you will face risks.”

[…]

About 600 students from China and Hong Kong are enrolled at the University of Calgary.  [About 2.5 % of the student body — The Foreigner]. On average, tuition for foreign students is three times higher than for local students.

Which has absolutely nothing to do with Taiwan.  Except for the fact that the Chinese Nationalist Party government has previously stated it wishes to "flood" Taiwanese universities with students from China –rendering Taiwanese higher education prone to similar political domination.  Not over the Dalai Lama — the Communist Party collaborationists within the KMT will make sure THAT one never steps foot in Taiwan again.  More likely over curricula or the presence of China sceptics within the halls of academe.

Set a course for the Borg tractor beam, Number One.

Full speed ahead. 

Toadies of Taipei Suppress Chinese Dissidents for Butchers of Beijing

The ruling Chinese Nationalist Party (KMT) of Taiwan has made it abundantly clear that foreign activists devoted to the cause of human rights in China are NOT WELCOME in the island nation.  First, there was the sorry case of the Dalai Lama last month, who was originally told not to visit, and finally slapped with a government-issued gag order when he was grudgingly permitted to enter the country.  Then to top things off, only a few weeks later the KMT placed the head of the World Uigher Congress, Rebiya Kadeer, also on their rapidly-growing blacklist.

Contrast that with the KMT's treatment of PRC zoo animals with annexation-oriented propagandistic names.  Why, those are hailed and welcomed by the current Taiwanese government with open arms.  Because THEY'RE not political !

Tiananmen Square demonstrators, can you take the hint?  In Ma Ying-jeou's Taiwan, Orwell's dictum now applies.  Four legs good, two legs bad.

On September 25th, Taiwan's Chinese Nationalist Party attempted to rationalize their blacklist in this way:

KMT spokesman Lee Chien-jung (李建榮) said US President Barack Obama had recently decided not to meet the Dalai Lama during his trip to the US to protect the country’s national interests. Japan had also prevented visits by former president Lee Teng-hui (李登輝) for the same reason.

“The decision made by the government today [to bar Rebiya Kadeer] is based on national and public interests,” he said.

Gee, only three days before Confucius' birthday, and the KMT demonstrates that it has a firm handle on the ethics of eight-year olds:

"Chinaaa hit me in the hallway!  But he was too BIG for me to hit back, so that's why I hit little Rebiya instead!"

Perhaps though, they were merely following the Confucian Silver Rule.  For who among us is unfamiliar with the Great Sage's moral imperative:

"Do unto others, as the Chinese Communist Party would do unto you."

Or something like that.  The Analects tend to lose a little in the Chinese Nationalist translation.


UPDATE:  LOL.  Taiwan's Mainland Affair Council (MAC) announces, "Taiwan can help accelerate democratic development in China."

Left unexplained is how this is to happen when the KMT MUZZLES Chinese democracy advocates.  But I'm sure somebody smart can explain it to me.

Barack Gets Rolled

According to the Washington Post, the Chinese were apparently resigned to the American president meeting with the Dalai Lama in October, but in an act of Picardian sensitivity, Obama called the whole thing off.

Money quote from web page 2:

"We've got the classic case of a Western government yet again conceding to Chinese pressure that is imaginary long after that Chinese pressure has ceased to exist," said Robert Barnett, a Tibetan expert at Columbia University. "The Chinese must be falling over themselves with astonishment at what Western diplomats will give them without being asked. I don't know what the poker analogy would be. 'Please, see all my cards and take my money, too?' "

If it's any consolation, Western governments ain't the only ones doin' that . . .


UPDATE (Feb 20, 2010):  The Weekly Standard describes the Dalai Lama's visit when it finally went through:

It takes a special talent to aggravate the Chinese government, the White House press corps, and the followers of the Dalai Lama all in one fell swoop. But the Obama administration managed to pull off that trifecta on Thursday with its poor handling of the Dalai Lama's meeting with the president.