Obama Gets Desperate

Won't somebody PLEASE think of the widows and orphans!

"Apparently [Republicans] are scared of widows and orphans coming into the United States of America. At first, they were too scared of the press being too tough on them in the debates. Now they are scared of 3-year-old orphans. That doesn't seem so tough to me." [Emphasis added]

Said the big, tough guy who imprisons makers of crappy YouTube videos.

But Barack Obama did say something I found myself agreeing with:

"We are not well served when, in response to a terrorist attack, we descend into fear and panic," Obama said. "We don't make good decisions if it's based on hysteria or an exaggeration of risks."

There, you're absolutely right. No reasonable person could disagree with tha— OH FUCK!!!!! DID THAT NICE YOUNG TSARNAEV REFUGEE-BOY JUST BLOW THAT MAN'S FUCKING LEG OFF?!?

Boston Bombing victim - man with lost leg (all that remains is the bare shin bone)

Why, yes. Yes, he did.

Your transparent guilt-trip only works when people stop caring about their loved ones, Barry.

Let me know when that happens.


 And who's protected by a large Secret Service detail. And who pisses his pants when answering questions from Fox News


UPDATE (November 22, 2015): Legally, the Tsarnaev family were permitted to remain in the U.S. not because they were refugees but because they claimed political asylum.

The ultimate point still holds: They were granted residency for humanitarian reasons, and repaid America's kindness by butchering Americans.


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Interesting Facts About The Muslim Death Squad Massacres In Paris

1) The date the attacks were conducted was religiously significant:

The Paris attacks came on the first day of the Muslim lunar month of Safar, which coincides with the anniversary of the Prophet Mohammed’s first successful “ghazva” (raid) against the “infidel” at Safwan in 623 AD.

2) The killers may have been hopped up on a type of amphetamine popular in the Middle East. That's speculation rather than fact at this point — we'll have to hear what the French drug lab says.

Muslims Heckle Yet Another Moment Of Silence For Murdered Infidels

At a soccer game again. This time in Turkey. (Praising Allah for the Muslim death squads, and booing for the victims.)

You know, they sound like really good neighbors. Let's let 'em immigrate and give 'em citizenship!

Cartoon. JOHN KERRY (at immigration desk): 'Any special skills?' MUSLIM TERRORIST (with suitcase with numerous wires dangling out of it): 'I make clocks!'

Remember: If you see something, don't say anything.


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Hateful Muslims Attempt To Provoke Soccer Riot After Paris Massacres

Dear Muslims,

Heckling a moment of silence for victims of Muslim death squads is a really bad idea. Crap like that is not going to lead to very happy conclusion. Should this ever happen again, don't look for sympathy and bitch about "Islamophobia" when irate Infidels start throwing fists. Or worse.

Regards,

Your friendly neighborhood Foreigner In Formosa

Niemöller, 2015 Revision

First they came for the cartoonists
But I said the victims brought it on themselves
(Because I wasn't a cartoonist,
and that's what comes from poking mad dogs with sticks.)

Then they came for the Yazidi women
But I said spread your pretty legs
and think of Holy Prophet Mohammed

(Because I wasn't Yazidi,
and boys will be boys.)

Then they came for the Jews
But I said these were "random attacks"
(Because I wasn't a Jew,
and those Zionazis should get the hell out of Palestine, anyway)

Finally, they came
for young, bohemian leftists at rock concerts

(People just like me…)
And I said:
"Holy shit, I just invited 800,000 of these bloodthirsty orcs
to colonize my country!"

3-box cartoon: 1) Picket sign says, 'People For The Ethical Treatment Of Orcs' Box 2) Man holding the picket sign 3) Monstrous orc holding spear impaling man holding picket sign

(Image from 9gag.com)


This part doesn't quite work, because (unlike the other "quotes") no one's ever said it.

But the curious thing is that President Barack Obama has never spoken against the practice of sexual slavery by ISIS. Which is odd, since he spoke very animatedly about the right of French Muslim women to wear the hijab, and was elected in 2012 partly on the basis of his opposition to some sort of "War Against Women".

So if I understand Obama correctly, prohibition of the hijab is akin to a dreadful crime against humanity…but selling Yazidi and Christian women in slave markets is a trifle not worth speaking of.

More evidence that Barack Obama doesn't care about Infidel people.


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François Hollande Bombs ISIS Capital While U.S. President Finger-Up-His-Ass Looks On Impotently

It took a mere 2 DAYS for the French president to bomb Raqqa — something Barack Hussein Obama deigned not to for the last 2 GODDAMN YEARS.

What the hell was that dithering, indecisive piece of shit waiting for?

"Why does [Raqqa] still exist after two years of Obama's phony Public Relations war?

Oh, I guess I answered my own question."

At any rate: well done, President Hollande.

Oh, and burn. Burn, you Islamofascist camelfuckers, burn.




UPDATE: It's been claimed that the gruesome footage above is due to Russian (rather than French) bombs on Raqqa.

UPDATE #2:

 

UPDATE (November 16 / 2015):

Barack Obama Doesn’t Care About Infidel People

Zero fucks given: Obama arrives late to memorial service for victims of Muslim death squads

(Which is actually an improvement over the march for the Charlie Hebdo Massacre victims, where he couldn't even be bothered to show up at all.)

Word is the only reason he DID attend was because some cool kids would be there and he wanted a few really nice selfies to add to his collection.

British Prime Minister David Cameron, Danish Prime Minister Helle-Thorning Schmidt and U.S. President Barack Obama take selfie at Nelson Mandela's funeral. Michelle Obama sits apart, unamused.

(Pathological: Obama & Co. take pictures of their favorite photographic subject at Nelson Mandela's funeral. Oh God, sermons are sooooo boring, man.)


UPDATE: Barry evades responsibility, as is his wont:

In a reference to the Syrian refugee crisis, [Barack Obama] said “society has not passed this exam with good grades.” [Emphasis added]

Speak for yourself, Mr. President. The Syrian Civil War has been going on for 4 1/2 years now, and all the history books will show that YOU sat with your finger up your ass doing next to nothing about it.

UPDATE #2: Victims of one of the Muslim death squads:

Bloody Muslim death squad victims lying in center of Bataclan theater after November 13, 2015 Paris Attack.

(From Twitter)

Barack Obama with extended middle finger: 'Do I HAVE TO express sympathy for those dirty kuffar?'


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Pay No Attention To That Terrorist Behind The Curtain

A day before the Paris attack by Muslim death squads, Canadian defense minister Harjit Sajjan insists Canadians have nothing to fear from ISIS

The “No True Muslim” Fallacy

Shot:

Chaser:


Heh:


UPDATE (November 26, 2015):