The Mouse That Roared

mouse, n.  An animal which strews its path with fainting women.

— Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in white suit standing on a small, round table like a woman in a 60s sitcom, terrified of a computer mouse on the floor.

(Ahmadinejad image from the International Society for Human Rights.  via Rantings of a Sandmonkey blog)

Postscript:  I'll probably post links to favorite sources in the updates section regarding the fallout from the Iranian election.  I say fallout, because I'm not sure it's a revolution just quite yet.

To get the ball rolling, Michael Totten's been writing some good stuff (scroll down to June 2009), while over in Egypt, Sandmonkey is as interesting and entertaining as usual.


UPDATE:  Good column at the Belmont Club.  Michael Ledeen's also has some good stuff, although he's a bit more optimistic about the results of a Mousavi win than I am.

UPDATE #2:  A thorough backgrounder from the Tehran Bureau blog.  Quite a lot of info at their site.

UPDATE (Jun 20/09):  Heh.  Iran's worst clerics.


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Mighty Swelled Head You’ve Got There, Hon

Today's Taipei Times featured a story about the new sex-segregated beaches of Egypt.  Favorite quote:

“Sometimes I turn around and look behind to make sure there are no men. And,
thank God, there aren’t any,” said Safa, a Cairo resident in her 60s, who enjoys
the privacy of La Femme beach club.

You've got us men pegged, Safa.  We horndogs love nothing more than lying on the beach, knocking back our ice-cold brewskis, and then . . . ogling the lithe, bikini-clad bodies of 60 year-old chicks.

Iran’s ‘Jewish-Sympathetic’ History, And All That

OK, I understand the Taiwan News‘ opposition to a possible strike on Iran’s nuclear facilities, but its editors must have been on crack to print this column from the Christian Science Monitor.  Most hilarious line:

[If attacked,] nationalistic Iranians will then erase any memory of their Jewish-sympathetic history.

As evidence for this history, the writer, Kaveh L. Afrasiabi, refers to Cyrus the Great, who lived 1500 years ago.  Conveniently unmentioned is the Iranian caliph who forced his Jewish subjects to wear yellow stars – a full 11 centuries before the Nazis.  Or the Iranian pogroms of the late 19th and early 20th Century.  (The last of which occurred in 1910.)   Or the 1994 Iranian-backed suicide bombing of the Jewish cultural center in Buenos Aires.  Or that the current government of Iran forbids Jewish families from traveling abroad together, to prevent emigration.  Or that it executes without trial people who assist Jewish emigration.

But I guess none of that matters, when you can cherry pick history and find ONE positive example in fifteen hundred years.  I’m surprised a disingenuous asswipe like Mr. Afrasiabi didn’t try to tell his readers that Iran needs all that heavy water for medicinal purposes, like the international affairs deputy of the Iranian Atomic Energy Organization once did.

Elsewhere, the author complains about the ‘Islamofascist’ label:

Iranian television has been featuring programs sympathetic to the Holocaust… – [this fact weighs] against the Hitlerian image of Iran.

Ah, yes – but the writer neglects to point out that in one of these "sympathetic" programs, the Iranians  place the blame for the Holocaust … on the evil Zionists!  At any rate, leading Iranian "moderate" Ayatollah Rafsanjani is not quite so sympathetic – he’s on record as praising Adolf Hitler for doing such a good job at solving that pesky Jewish problem.  (Speaking of Iranian TV, how could the author have overlooked educating his readers about classic Iranian sci-fi B-movies, such as this one about an evil futuristic queen wearing a Star of David?)

But, since the writer brings up the subject, lets discuss similarities between Iran and Nazi Germany.  From the November 11th edition of the Weekly Standard:

On April 9, 2007, the province of Tehran’s headquarters for intelligence and security sent a letter from Revolutionary Guard Colonel Husayni to provincial police forces telling them to review any Baha’i-held business licenses and exclude Baha’is from "high earning" and "sensitive" areas. With paranoid scope, "sensitive" areas include not only "newspaper and periodical shops," "publishing and bookselling," and "Internet cafes," but also "jewelry and watch making, coffee shops, gravures, the tourist industry, car rentals, hotel management, and tailoring and training institutes."

Because Baha’is are held, as apostates, to be religiously unclean, they were also to be banned from "catering at reception halls," restaurants and cafes, grocery stores, pastry, coffee, and kebab shops, and ice cream parlors. Finally, for reasons unclear, they must be excluded from "stamp making," "childcare," and "real estate," as well as cultural areas.

Baha’is are under other pressures. They are vilified in the media. Banks are closing their accounts and refusing loans.

Sounds a bit like the Nazi race laws, no?  Although I suspect that even the Nazis didn’t send death squads against people who let their Party membership cards expire:

In the 1990s, the Islamic Republic of Iran used death squads against converts, including major Protestant leaders, and the situation is worsening under President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. The regime is currently engaged in a systematic campaign to track down and reconvert or kill those who have changed their religion from Islam.

The Weekly Standard makes an extraordinary claim in the same article, which I was reluctant to believe:

Iran also regards Baha’is as heretics from Islam and denies them any legal rights, including the right to life: There is no penalty for killing a Baha’i.

Wrong I was.  Elsewhere, I found this case:

Sep 1993 An [Iranian] Islamic judge announces that he has found 2 brothers guilty of the abduction and burning to death of a Baha’i man. However, the judge will not be sending them to jail nor will he award the dead man’s family the traditional blood money as compensation because the murderers are Muslims and the victim was a member of the "heretical" Baha’i sect.

So, kill a Bahai in Iran, and the judge WILL find you guilty – you just won’t receive a sentence.  For those of you who think that hunting humans is the ultimate sport, Iran may just be your kinda place.

Finally, and not to belabor the point, during Ahmadinejad’s recent trip to America, he had a "Dialog of Civilizations"-type meeting with leftist religious leaders.  It is said that his only condition for showing up was that no Bahais would be present.  Untermenschen, doncha know.  But then, isn’t that just the sort of thing you’d expect from the leader of a country whose name, when translated, means "Land of the Aryans"?


UPDATE (Nov 10/07):  The column, "The cost of U.S. bellicosity towards Iran," is now registration only at Taiwan News, but is available at the Christian Science Monitor.  One obvious question I neglected to ask in the post of Mr. Afrasiabi:  Since you say Iran is so congenial a place for Jews, perhaps you could provide us with Iranian Jewish immigration figures to back that up.   I mean, they must all be dyin’ to get in, right?

UPDATE #2:  Apparently Mr. Afrasiabi isn’t exactly a disinterested third party: he was once an adviser to Iran’s nuclear negotiating team.  A pity that little fact wasn’t disclosed at the end of the column.

UPDATE #3:  Geez, am I really that dense?  Afrasiabi’s statement that Iran will forget its "Jewish-sympathetic" history wasn’t meant as an insult to people’s intelligence, but as a THREAT.  Attack Iran, and its population of Jewish hostages gets it.  That’s the real message.

China Arms Islamofascists

One of the unstated corollaries to Kagan’s piece in the Policy Review is that China can be expected to play the role of the "Arsenal of Autocracy."  Some evidence for that over at the Weekly Standard (allowing that Islamofascism represents a peculiar kind of autocracy):

The Pentagon has known since last August that the Iranian Revolutionary Guards had supplied Chinese-made C-802 antiship missiles with advanced anti-jamming countermeasures to Hezbollah in Lebanon. One slammed into the Israeli destroyer Hanit killing four sailors on July 14, 2006, during the Lebanon war.

Furthermore:

This year, many truckloads of small arms and explosives direct from Chinese government-owned factories to the Iranian Revolutionary Guards have been transshipped to Iraq and Afghanistan, where they are used against American soldiers and Marines and NATO forces. Since April, according to a knowledgeable Bush administration official, "vast amounts" of Chinese-made large caliber sniper rifles, "millions of rounds" of ammunition, rocket-propelled grenades (RPGs), and "IED [improvised explosive device] components" have been convoyed from Iran into Iraq and to the Taliban in Afghanistan.

[…]

Why China is "doing it" need not be a mystery. In 2004, Beijing’s top America analyst, Wang Jisi, noted, "The facts have proven that it is beneficial for our international environment to have the United States militarily and diplomatically deeply sunk in the Mideast to the extent that it can hardly extricate itself." It is sobering to consider that China’s small-arms proliferation behavior since then suggests that this principle is indeed guiding Chinese foreign policy.

Stayin’ Alive

KRAMER:  You know who I saw at the health club?  Salman
Rushdie.

ELAINE (laughing): Yeah right, Salman Rushdie.  Yeah well, I can
see that – you got five million Moslems after you, you wanna stay in pretty good shape.

So, the day after Salman Rushdie was knighted, the Taiwan News reported Iran’s response:

Iran’s Foreign Ministry spokesman Mohammad Ali Hosseini said the decision to grant Britain’s highest honor to Rushdie, who wrote the controversial novel "The Satanic Verses," was an insult to the Muslim world.

"Awarding a person who is among the most detested characters in the Islamic society is obvious proof of anti-Islamism by ranking British officials," said Hosseini during his weekly press conference.

I’d say it’s obvious proof that British officials still think free speech is worth a damn.  But the most intriguing part of the story came two paragraphs later:

Rushdie says he receives a "sort of Valentine’s card" from Iran each year on February 14 letting him know the country has not forgotten the vow to end his life.

Gee, isn’t that the sort of thing one expects from a psychopath in a bad slasher flick?  Certainly not from a certified member of the Axis of Kindness:

Axis_of_kindness

(Image from the Apr 7/07 edition of the Taiwan News)


UPDATE (Jun 22/07):  When I said the knighthood proves British officials still think free speech is worth the damnation of tyrannical people, I may have been mistaken.  It may simply be proof that they’re WOEFULLY out of touch with the real world:

The committee that recommended Salman Rushdie for a knighthood did not discuss any possible political ramifications and never imagined that the award would provoke the furious response that it has done in parts of the Muslim world, the Guardian has learnt.

It also emerged yesterday that the writers’ organisation that led the lobbying for the author…to be knighted had originally hoped that the honour would lead to better relations between Britain and Asia.  [emphasis added]

The truth, or an after-the-fact attempt to evade blame?  Would they really admit that they knew this would rile Islamofascists up?

UPDATE #2:  A Pakistani member of parliament announces his belief that Osama bin Laden deserves to be knighted, too.   Meanwhile, one Brit suggests that if Pakistani deadbeats object to Sir Salman’s knighthood so much, then perhaps they should demonstrate their displeasure by returning the £480 million in aid they receive yearly from Britain.

UPDATE #3:  bin Laden receives his "knighthood":

The Pakistani Ulema Council, a private body that claims to be the biggest of its kind in the country with 2000 scholars, said it had given Bin Laden the title “Saifullah”, or Sword of Allah.


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Guests Of The Ayatollahs

None of us knows with 100% certainty whether the 15 Brits were captured in Iraqi or Iranian waters, though the cartoonist at the Taiwan News was pretty sure on March 26th that he knew the score:

The Taiwan News editorial cartoon portraying the Iranian navy as being justifiably angry with a British boat which has crossed into Iranian waters. (With two signs in the water reading: Countries you have invaded, Countries you have not invaded).

It may be particularly unwise for people in Taiwan to defend those with a well-known predilection for hostage taking. Because one of these days, the Chinese may pull a stunt like that, too.  Rather than lob off a missile, just snatch a few Taiwanese servicemen.  Demonstrate there are no Taiwanese waters – only CHINESE waters.

Fortunately for Taipei, a diplomatic solution will be graciously offered.  Anything is negotiable, under the "One China" principle…


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Aww, Aren’t They Just Adorable?

Taiwan News editorial cartoon of two Muslim children: one in the Gaza Strip, the other in the West Bank. They look at each other sadly over a wall.

(Image from Dec 22nd ed. of the Taiwan News.  Sorry, no link available.)

So what DOES a pudgy-faced Hamas-tani learn when he and his little Fatah playmate aren’t on the outs?

#1:  Genocide.  A quote from the Hamas Charter, Article 7:

…the Islamic Resistance Movement (Hamas) aspires to Allah’s promise, no matter how long that should take…

"The Day of Judgement will not come about until Moslems fight the Jews (killing the Jews), when the Jew will hide behind stones and trees. The stones and trees will say O Moslems, O Abdulla, there is a Jew behind me, come and kill him. Only the Gharkad tree, (evidently a certain kind of tree) would not do that because it is one of the trees of the Jews."

#2.  Perpetual War.  Hamas Charter, Article 13:

There is no solution for the Palestinian question except through Jihad. Initiatives, proposals and international conferences are all a waste of time and vain endeavors.

#3.  Harmonious relations with other religions – but only under Islamic domination.  Hamas Charter, Article 31:

Under the wing of Islam, it is possible for the followers of the three religions – Islam, Christianity and Judaism – to coexist in peace and quiet with each other. Peace and quiet would not be possible except under the wing of Islam.

Hey, it works!  Why, just look how well mad Mahmoud gets along with Uncle Kahn. Now THERE’S a dhimmi who really knows his place!

Eyes averted, a Jewish rabbi shakes hands with Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

(Image from the Dec 14th ed. of the Taipei Times.)

How dare that Jewish upstart take away Lien Chan’s stepinfetchit championship like that?

Former KMT chairman Lien Chan shakes hands with Chinese dictator Hu Jintao.

(Image from the May 4/05 ed. of the Washington Post.)

#4.  Draconian punishments for those who disagree with their jihad.  Hamas Charter, Article 32: 

Leaving the circle of struggle with Zionism is high treason, and cursed be he who does that.

So if your average 5-year old has a passion for genocide, perpetual war, religious subjugation and totalitarian persecution of dissenters, then yeah, he and the Taiwan News‘ tearful Islamofascist have LOTS in common.

Sad little Hamastani child

Should there actually be a civil war between Hamas and Fatah, I’m hopin’ neither side runs out of bullets.  Anyways, here’s a comparison that’s a little closer to the mark than the Taiwan News‘.  Wicked riff on "A Charlie Brown Christmas."


UPDATE:  Spent a few hours writing this post late at night and then realized the cartoonist may not have been portraying Hamas and Fatah as CHILDREN, but instead may have been showing that Palestinian children were VICTIMS of the fight between those two movements.  Ugh.  Momentary urge to hit the delete button.  Suppress it though – the post says what I meant at the time.

Just one observation about this second interpretation: Wouldn’t Palestinian children be victims of Hamas and Fatah REGARDLESS of whether the two terrorist groups happen to be getting along at any given time or not?


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