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Allergy Tip

MSN.com featured this story about (non-obvious) areas of the house which might be allergen sources.  Good piece.  I notice however, the writer missed one:  the bathroom fan.

For years and years and years (even before I came to Taiwan), I'd wake up everyday, allergy-free.  By the time I'd finish shaving & showering though, the eyes were watering and nose running.  Plenty of sneezing, too.  And all along I just figured it was the morning air, or the shaving cream, or the shampoo, or the soap.

Wrong, Foreigner.  At least once a year, unscrew the fan grille from the ceiling (don't lose the screws!), and clean it thoroughly, inside and out.  There'll be plenty of dust built up on it.  Next, with the grille off, clean the housing of the intake port.  There may be dust and even mold in this area.  And finally, stop the fan and clean it as well.  There's probably dust built up on the edges of those fan blades, too.

Screw the grille back on, and you're laughin'. 

(Until of course, the allergy season returns . . .)

Compare and Contrast

"The Moment is freedom. — I couldn't live by a rigid schedule. I try to live freely from moment to moment, letting things happen and adjusting to them."

Bruce Lee

“I’m not sure if it’s good to have freedom or not.  I’m really confused now.  If you’re too free, you’re like the way Hong Kong is now.  It’s very chaotic.  Taiwan is also chaotic.  I’m gradually beginning to feel that we Chinese need to be controlled.  If we’re not being controlled, we’ll just do what we want.”

Jackie Chan

Strictly speaking, there's really NO comparison.

Hysterical Japan-Baiting

Joe Hung at Taiwan's China Post really outdid himself yesterday:

The pro-American Liberal Democratic government of Prime Minister Taro Aso is teetering on the verge of collapse, while a much more conservative leader, Ichiro Ozawa of the Democratic Party, is still likely — all but certain, if not held in check my the political contribution scandal — to come to power, come September.  If he does, Japan is all set to go nuclear to protect itself against hostile North Korea.  [emphasis added]

Japan's about to aquire nuclear weapons, Joe?  Boy, sure hope the CIA's been informed!

Dr. Hung continues:

Japan has a no-war constitution.

One of its unchanging fundamental policies is not to make or own nuclear weapons of mass destruction [sic].  But Japan is also a nation capable of making an instant about-face . . . [emphasis added]

Why, those sneaky Japs.  On Monday, they fool us with all this pacifism-this, and non-violence-that, and then BAMMO !  Next thing you know, they're nukin' Nanking !

Now, I'll be the first to admit I don't know much about Ichiro Ozawa.  On the one hand, this link suggests he favors Japan strengthening Japanese-American relations by extending military help to America for U.N.-approved missions (Afghanistan — hai, Iraq — nain).  And on the other, this source predicts he'd weaken those ties, by drawing CLOSER to China.

Beats me which is right.  But I'd believe EITHER of those predictions over Hung's Japan-as-Iran fantasy, any day.

Wall Street Journal Editorial On Singapore

Specifically, on a Singaporean kangaroo court's anti-defamation decision last week against the Journal's sister paper, the Wall Street Journal Asia:

Our subject is free speech and the rule of law in the Southeast Asian city-state — something on which the international press and Singapore's government have often clashed . . .

. . . the fact is that we know of no foreign publication that has ever won in a Singapore court of law. Virtually every Western publication that circulates in the city-state has faced a lawsuit, or the threat of one.

Which brings us to the ruling against us this week in Singapore's High Court. Dow Jones Publishing (Asia) was found guilty of contempt of court for two editorials and a letter to the editor published in The Wall Street Journal Asia in June and July. The Attorney General, who personally argued the contempt case against us, characterized the articles as "an attack on the courts and judiciary of Singapore inasmuch as they impugn the integrity, the impartiality and the independence of the Court."

[…]

In the second [offending] editorial, we reported on the International Bar Association's critical study of the rule of law in Singapore. This is the same outfit that held its annual conference in Singapore last year, a meeting that Mr. Lee himself touted as a sign of confidence in Singapore's courts. The Law Society of Singapore is a member of the IBA. If reporting on what such a body says is contemptuous of the judiciary, then Singapore is saying that its courts are above any public scrutiny

As for this week's contempt ruling, the first line of [Justice Tay Young Kwang's] decision is revealing as a standard for Singapore justice. "Words sometimes mean more than what they appear to say on the surface," he writes, going on to interpret the words as contemptuous because they had an "inherent tendency" to "scandalise the court."  [emphasis added throughout]

It should come as no surprise that Justice Tay (or should I say, Judge Hoppy) went looking for "emanations and penumbras" of defamation, and found them in spades.  I've really nothing to add, except to point out this conflict-of-interest:  The prosecutors charged that the Singaporean judiciary was being defamed, and yet who was it that sat in judgment over the case?  The judiciary itself!

A cozy arrangement, indeed.  An INSTITUTION was allegedly "defamed", and in response, an AGENT OF THAT VERY SAME INSTITUTION pretended he could IMPARTIALLY hear the case against critics of his own employer

Guess it never occurred to the ethically-challenged Judge Tay to recuse himself . . .

Singaporean Judge Tay Yong Kwang


Postscript:  My previous post on Singapore's judiciary (using the International Bar Association's findings as a source) can be found here.


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The Road To Singapore Is Paved With Good Intentions

(And perhaps a few bad ones as well . . .)

Ran across Dr. William Fang's column on Wednesday, the one titled, Two shining examples of the judiciary: HK, Singapore.  Fang has a reason for praising Singapore in particular — prior to the Taiwanese presidential elections, then-KMT-candidate Ma Ying-jeou suggested undemocratic Singapore was a model worthy of Taiwanese emulation.  Fang gives away the game near the end of his column:

It is well-known that quite a few political activists tend to overemphasize the universal value of the kind of "freedom of speech" cherished by them . . .

In other words, wouldn't it be terrific if "political activists" who disagree with the policies of the KMT government were slapped with defamation suits and muzzled — just like they'd be in Singapore.  Which (didn't you know?) has one of the BEST judicial systems in Asia?

(See pages 39-45 of this document for a short list of "political activists" who have been silenced by the Singaporean oligarchy.  They include such bomb-throwing radicals as the Far Eastern Economic Review, the International Herald Tribune, the Economist and the Asian Wall Street Journal.)

A bit of googling turned up a report of the survey Fang discussed, from Yahoo! Singapore:

Regional financial centres Hong Kong and Singapore have the best judicial systems in Asia, with Indonesia and Vietnam the worst, a survey of expatriate business executives showed.

[. . .]

The Hong Kong—based [Political and Economic Risk Consultancy] said 1,537 corporate executives working in Asia were asked to rate the judicial systems in the countries where they reside, using such variables as the protection of intellectual property rights (IPR) and corruption.

Transparency, enforcement of laws, freedom from political interference and the experience and educational standards of lawyers and judges were also considered.

"Year after year our perception surveys show a close correlation between how expatriates rate judicial systems and how they rate the openness of a particular economy," PERC said.

"Better judicial systems are associated with better IPR protection, lower corruption and wealthier economies."

[…]

PERC noted the survey involved expatriate business executives, not political activists, so criteria like contracts and IPR protection were given more weightage.

It appears that the survey itself lies behind a paywall, but the consultancy was upfront enough to point out what should be obvious:  foreign businessmen are not likely to have first-hand experiences with another country's family law, criminal law, or free speech law, for that matter.  But it IS highly probable that they form impressions of another country's commercial law — if for no other reason than that cases like that get talked about over drinks at the local executive watering hole.

And so, on the narrow issue of which countries in Asia best treat commercial law, I'll grant that Singapore deserves the crown alongside Hong Kong.  But in order to say Singapore has one of the "best" judiciaries in Asia, it also has to to demonstrate its superiority in the other areas of law which I've just mentioned.  On those scores, how does it stack up?

I'll leave it to others to describe Singapore's family and criminal law — although I'd question the wisdom of any legal system which places a higher priority on regulating chewing gum than prostitution.

With regards to free speech however, Singapore has adopted a system of soft Stalinism.  Stalinism with Skyscrapers, if you will.  Of course, no one in the City-State actually winds up in a gulag for unapproved speech — no, no, the ruling Oligarchs merely bankrupt them with defamation suits instead.  Which makes for a very civilized and admirable system, indeed.

Fang has this to say about the independence of Singapore's courts:

. . . it's hard to imagine that the Singaporean government intends to deliberately bend the judiciary to its wish and succeed in doing so . . .

A few correctives for folks suffering Fang's failure of imagination:

  1. No member of the Oligarchy has EVER lost a defamation suit against an opposition member.  Ever.  100% conviction rate.  The results of a conviction can be fines, bankruptcy, imprisonment and the loss of one's seat in parliament.  Hey, why bother winning elections, when you can crush your opposition with the brute power of the Law instead?  (see p 7 )
  2. Many Singaporean judges do not have tenure and can be shuffled into insignificant positions by the Legal Service Commission if their rulings do not satisfy the Oligarchy.  Since the Legal Service Commission is under the control of the executive branch, these judges cannot be considered to be independent of the politicians in power.  (see p 52 and 55 )
  3. Singapore's Chief Justice, Attorney General and Supreme Court judges DO have tenure, and can serve to the age of 65.  Beyond that age however, the President has the power to extend their contracts at his discretion.  In plainer English:  Play ball on important cases, and the Oligarchy lets you keep your job past retirement.  Go your own way, and you're screwed.  (see p 55 )
  4. Members of the Oligarchy who have sued Opposition members for defamation have been awarded 30 TIMES more in damages than ordinary citizens in non-political defamation suits.  If nothing else, this suggests the Singapore judiciary routinely violates the principle of equality before the law.  (see p 60-61 )

Because of two race riots in the '50s and '60s, the Singaporean government passed a set of anti-assembly laws (see p 62).  In practice, these now serve not to prevent race riots, but as instruments of repression against opposition rallies (see p 63). 

Following the race riots, the government also instituted hate-speech laws, which forbid speech promoting "racial or religious disharmony".  But again, the Oligarchy wields these as a weapon against the opposition.  Dare to criticize government racial or religious policies (such as the ruling party's ban against Muslim headscarves in schools) and one of those supposedly "independent" judges will hand you a pretty hefty fine.  (Conveniently enough, members of the ruling clique never seem to run afoul of these laws — which can only be because EVERY SINGLE ONE of the Oligarchy's policies magically ends up promoting racial and religious harmony!)

Fang concludes with this:

In view of the [economic] successes Singapore has achieved so far, both its government and its judicial branch should feel proud of themselves despite certain criticisms.

All this talk reminds me of a Singaporean I knew way back when in my university days.  May have been the only Singaporean I've ever known.  I vaguely remember his name, but for our purposes, I'll call him "Lee".

Now "Lee" was a good guy, but kind of on the glum side.  And as graduation approached he became even more morose than usual.  Seems he was PRETTY UNHAPPY with the prospect of going back to his home country.  I thought it'd be prying to ask him why.

Men like Dr. Fang must be mystified by guys like "Lee".  I mean, Singapore's clean.  Harmonious.  Got a high economic growth rate.  A per capita income that's the envy of the world (about $50,000 / person, though it was less back then).

You probably see where I'm going with this.  "Lee" didn't like certain aspects of his country, but he didn't have the democratic power to vote the bums out.  Instead, he was going to vote the only way that was left to him.  With his feet.

Before you object, I'll admit the existence of one "Lee" from Singapore is an anecdote. 

Thousands of Lees however, are A Problem . . .

. . . one survey [of emigration] has placed Singapore’s outflow at 26.11 migrants per 1,000 citizens – the second highest in the world. Only [East Timor] (51.07) fares worse.  [emphasis added]

[…]

More educated Singaporeans – many taking their children with them – are leaving or are planning to leave their country . . .

A recent indication of the scope of the dilemma was the rising number of Singaporeans who asked for a document needed to apply for permanent residency overseas.

It has exceeded 1,000 a month to reach 12,707 last year from 4,996 in 1998, or a rise of 170% over 10 years, said Home Affairs Minister Wong Kan Seng.

[…]

It is estimated that half the Singaporeans who annually apply for foreign PRs – 6,000 to 7,000 – eventually settle down overseas.

The brain drain is serious.

Even if 0.5% of its brightest minds were to leave, it would hit Singapore hard, said Senior Minister Goh Chok Tong.

“These are bright young people, children of very well-educated Singaporeans. They study overseas now, and the very good ones are right away green harvested by companies,” Goh said.  [emphasis added throughout]

Rolling-in-the-dough Singapore has the world's second highest emigration rate, surpassed only by Timor Leste (East Timor) — a recent war-zone with a per capita income of only $400 / person.  Just how messed-up is that?

With the best of intentions, Singapore's Oligarchs lifted their country from poverty.  But somewhere along the way, they also managed to turn it into a prison.  A nice, clean, well-regulated prison.

Did they really think the inmates wouldn't someday try to escape?


Postscript:  Instead of democratizing, Singapore has responded to its high level of emigration by allowing in more immigrants.  Unfortunately, many of these immigrants don't intend to stay, seeing Singaporean residency as an intermediate stepping-stone on the path to citizenship in democratic Western countries.

This demographic time-bomb is liable to be further exacerbated in the coming years by the city-state's exceptionally low birth rate (8.2 births per 1000 people),  and high suicide rate (18.9 suicides per 100,000 people).

All of which bodes ill for Singapore's armed forces.  Fewer citizens =  fewer recruitable troops.

It's an equation the Spartans discovered at the Battle of Leuctra in 371 BC.  And discovered to their eternal cost.


UPDATE:  A satire concerning the Singaporean Oligarchy's propensity for regulation and control.  Heh.

UPDATE (Oct 3/08):  One of the pioneers of Singapore's opposition is dead.  More here.