All The King’s Horses, And All The King’s Men

I had to read this story twice to fit it all together.  In the Taiwanese port city of Kaohsiung, a statue of Chiang Kai-shek was taken down recently.  The mayor of the Taiwanese city of Tahsi requested the statue, but he didn’t want it for HIS town.  Instead, he hoped to send it as a gift to the village in China where Chiang was born.

So the trucks rumble into Tahsi sometime before 5 in the morning.  I’d like to think that the lead driver was a broad-faced teamster smoking a cheap stogie.  Driver steps from the cab and says, "We got your Chiang statue for ya.  Just sign right here, mac."

One little problem though.  The 8.17 meter statue had been broken up.Into 200 pieces.

Butterfingers.

Meanwhile, the mayor of Tahsi is in Xikou, China.  He’s trying to persuade the Chi-coms of Chiang’s village to accept the statue of their former enemy.  And apparently, he’s been making progress.  So he gets a phone call, telling him that, y’know that statue you were kinda hopin’ to give away as a gift?

Well, there’s been a little complication.

The China Post reports the mayor was "heartbroken".  Having lost a set of dinner plates on my last move**, I know exactly how he feels.


* The statue was 8 meters tall?  Just how much did the damn thing weigh, anyway?  In defense of the teamsters, it must have been one heck of a job even to load up the broken pieces.

** I didn’t, really.  I just made that part up.


UPDATE (Mar 20/07):  Looks like the statue was only segmented into 79 pieces instead of 200, and my footnoted questions were appropriate:

[The sculptor of the statue said that] the way the bureau removed the statue was correct given the statue’s size and weight.

But…Is It Art?

Usually I have no patience for the modern artiste who insists he’s creating Great Art.  Don’t know if anybody remembers the Meehan Streak cartoon that the Taipei Times used to run, but it used to have a running gag with two critics in a gallery: one slavishly worshipful, the other blithely contemptuous.

I’m not ashamed to say, that contemptuous guy is me.

Well, I may not know art, but I know what I like:

A US-based Taiwanese artist was questioned briefly by the FBI on Dec. 10 after he projected giant images of [the flag of Taiwan’s main independence party] and a Republic of China (ROC) flag on the side of China’s New York consulate and the UN’s headquarters.

Taiwanese independence flag projected onto the side of the UN building

Momma Bear to Poppa Bear, Momma Bear to Poppa Bear, we have a code 5-18 violation.  Repeat: we have a code 5-18 violation.  Yeah, that’s right.  Illegal display of Taiwanese regalia on UN premises.  I know, when will they ever learn?  What’s that, come again?  The Chinese ambassador is advising we not take any chances?  If we see the perp, shoot to kill?  But we’re not supposed to hit any "valuable transplantable organs"?

The Republic of China flag projected onto the side of the UN building

(UN images from the artist Yang Chin-chih’s website.)

That last shot’s great, with UN security guards hurriedly investigating this latest affront to the International Order.  Kinda like gang members one night realizing the bat-signal’s being shined onto the side of their hideout…

Bat signal projected onto a wall from an old Batman movie serial.

(Image from the Polar Blair’s Den.)

Now, if you or me pulled something like this off, our explanation to the FBI would probably be something to the effect that we were trying to send some kind of message to China.  (Real message being: Up yours!)

But a true genius is a bit more creative than that.  A true genius is a guy who thinks of an explanation so audacious in its absurdity that the rest of us can only shake our heads in admiration:

[the artist’s website claims he] "attempts to express the twisted relationships between nation states — in this particular instance, between Taiwan and those nations that directly or indirectly oppose its independence. It is the artist’s hope that by calling attention to these thorny global issues, an effort will be made to resolve them peacefully." [Emphasis added]

Yeah, I’m sure Yang Chin-chih changed a LOT of hearts in Beijing <eyeroll>.  But bravo, anyways.  And Happy New Year, Communist China.


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Aww, Aren’t They Just Adorable?

Taiwan News editorial cartoon of two Muslim children: one in the Gaza Strip, the other in the West Bank. They look at each other sadly over a wall.

(Image from Dec 22nd ed. of the Taiwan News.  Sorry, no link available.)

So what DOES a pudgy-faced Hamas-tani learn when he and his little Fatah playmate aren’t on the outs?

#1:  Genocide.  A quote from the Hamas Charter, Article 7:

…the Islamic Resistance Movement (Hamas) aspires to Allah’s promise, no matter how long that should take…

"The Day of Judgement will not come about until Moslems fight the Jews (killing the Jews), when the Jew will hide behind stones and trees. The stones and trees will say O Moslems, O Abdulla, there is a Jew behind me, come and kill him. Only the Gharkad tree, (evidently a certain kind of tree) would not do that because it is one of the trees of the Jews."

#2.  Perpetual War.  Hamas Charter, Article 13:

There is no solution for the Palestinian question except through Jihad. Initiatives, proposals and international conferences are all a waste of time and vain endeavors.

#3.  Harmonious relations with other religions – but only under Islamic domination.  Hamas Charter, Article 31:

Under the wing of Islam, it is possible for the followers of the three religions – Islam, Christianity and Judaism – to coexist in peace and quiet with each other. Peace and quiet would not be possible except under the wing of Islam.

Hey, it works!  Why, just look how well mad Mahmoud gets along with Uncle Kahn. Now THERE’S a dhimmi who really knows his place!

Eyes averted, a Jewish rabbi shakes hands with Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

(Image from the Dec 14th ed. of the Taipei Times.)

How dare that Jewish upstart take away Lien Chan’s stepinfetchit championship like that?

Former KMT chairman Lien Chan shakes hands with Chinese dictator Hu Jintao.

(Image from the May 4/05 ed. of the Washington Post.)

#4.  Draconian punishments for those who disagree with their jihad.  Hamas Charter, Article 32: 

Leaving the circle of struggle with Zionism is high treason, and cursed be he who does that.

So if your average 5-year old has a passion for genocide, perpetual war, religious subjugation and totalitarian persecution of dissenters, then yeah, he and the Taiwan News‘ tearful Islamofascist have LOTS in common.

Sad little Hamastani child

Should there actually be a civil war between Hamas and Fatah, I’m hopin’ neither side runs out of bullets.  Anyways, here’s a comparison that’s a little closer to the mark than the Taiwan News‘.  Wicked riff on "A Charlie Brown Christmas."


UPDATE:  Spent a few hours writing this post late at night and then realized the cartoonist may not have been portraying Hamas and Fatah as CHILDREN, but instead may have been showing that Palestinian children were VICTIMS of the fight between those two movements.  Ugh.  Momentary urge to hit the delete button.  Suppress it though – the post says what I meant at the time.

Just one observation about this second interpretation: Wouldn’t Palestinian children be victims of Hamas and Fatah REGARDLESS of whether the two terrorist groups happen to be getting along at any given time or not?


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The KMT’s Offer To Communist China

Janus-like, KMT Chairman Ma Ying-jeou looks to future Chinese negotiations, and promises if elected president, he’ll negotiate a deal whereby Taiwan won’t declare independence if China agrees not to attack it.

Then, with his other face, he tells Taiwanese voters that Taiwan is ALREADY independent.

Wouldn’t China view future statements like this as violations of this hypothetical agreement?  Guess that’ll be for China to judge after Ma’s elected.

But more importantly, it’s something for Taiwanese to decide BEFORE he’s elected.


UPDATE:  A good Taipei Times editorial on the subject can be found here.

Georgia On My Mind

A small democracy lives next to an authoritarian goliath.  Between the two are strong economic ties.  One day, the small democracy arrests four spies sent from its neighbor.  Goliath responds with massive economic retaliation, suspending "air, road, maritime, rail and postal links".

Georgia’s present:

[Russian] authorities closed a popular casino and raided a hotel and a couple of restaurants run by Georgians, saying they could be closed over legal violations.

…40 Georgian restaurants and shops in downtown Moscow alone [will also] be raided in the next few days.

Taiwan’s future.

Beijing Takes The ‘Happy’ Out Of The Happy Meal*

This is penny ante stuff:

The Liberty Times (the Taipei Times’ sister newspaper) reported yesterday that soccer fans have been unable to collect a complete set of World Cup pins from McDonald’s restaurants because China has confiscated the Taiwan pins, which were made by a Chinese factory.

McDonald’s restaurants in Taiwan are giving out 33 pins — one for each of the 32 World Cup countries plus Taiwan. The Taiwan pin looks the same as the other World Cup pins but is printed with Taiwan’s formal name, the Republic of China (ROC).

[…]

McDonald’s hired a Chinese factory to make the pins, the first shipment of which slipped through Chinese customs, the report said. But when China realized what was printed on the pins, it confiscated them from later shipments…

You mean McDonald’s only now discovered that communists don’t make reliable suppliers?  Maybe they should have paid attention to the travails of the Taiwanese construction industry, after Beijing announced, "No gravel for you!"

Taiwan, Republic of China pin confiscated from factory by Communist China

(Image from the Jun 19, 2006 ed of the Taipei Times.)

It’s a pity that the communist Chinese empire can’t hold together unless kids are prevented from completing their World Cup pin collection.  Forget Joe Cool and the World War I ace – now everyone’s favorite beagle has a new persona:  Splittist Snoopy.

Say, does anyone remember the heat the Taiwanese government took a while back when they turned down Beijing’s panda bear offer?  Various pro-communists in Taiwan tried to get the administration to capitulate, tugging on heartstrings by claiming that the children of Taiwan would weep inconsolably due to their own government’s hard-heartedness.

Just where are all those complainants, now that it’s communist CHINA makin’ the young ‘uns cry?


* Just for the record, World Cup soccer pins are actually given to purchasers of Big Macs, not Happy Meals.


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Johnny Rejects Isolationism

From Johnny Neihu’s Saturday column in the Taipei Times:

Anyway, after a long day of clack-clacking [mahjong tiles] and shots of icy beer…I read an article that had been printed off the Internet by one of my more English-savvy friends from the mahjong marathon. It was a June 3 piece called "The Perils of Threat Inflation" by one William Lind*,and brought me back to such a level of agitation that I wished I hadn’t read it. I’ll be honest: I was so scandalized that the three or four schoolgirls opposite me in the [subway] carriage turned off their iPods to watch and hear an old man self-combust.

What got Johnny into such a state was Lind’s suggestion that China’s claims on Taiwan were legitimate, and that the U.S. should butt out.

Instead of repeating Johnny’s points for him, I’ll just quote from Mr. Lind’s column, and raise a few objections of my own:

Under its "one China" policy, the U.S. recognizes that Taiwan is part of China.

Sorry Mr. Lind, but that’s not quite true.  The U.S. acknowledges China’s position that it has a claim to Taiwan, but it’s wrong to say that it recognizes it.

In the same manner, I can acknowledge that the crazy-ass president of Iran thinks he has a right to develop nuclear weapons and wipe Israel off the map.

But I certainly don’t recognize him as having any such right whatsoever.

Lind then tries to explain why poor little China will be forced against its will to put the Taiwanese in their place:

Taiwan is vastly important to China, because the great threat to China throughout its history has been internal division. If one province, Taiwan, can secure its independence, why cannot other provinces do the same? It is the spectre of internal break-up that forces China to prevent Taiwanese independence at any cost, including war with America.

Reality check here:  Taiwan has NEVER been controlled by the People’s Republic of China.  Moreover, within the last century, Taiwan was only a part of a "Greater China" for a couple of years following World War II.  That means that it’s essentially been separate from Greater China for a hundred years now.  And in spite of this, Communist China has miraculously managed to maintain its internal cohesiveness during its entire 50 year lifespan without collecting a single NT dollar in taxes, without imprisoning a single Taiwanese democracy advocate, and without murdering a single Falun Gong adherent.

Maybe, just maybe, it’s an exaggeration then to say that Taiwanese independence is the single magical element that can bring the whole Chinese house of cards crashing down.

Next, Lind looks to history for an excuse not to get involved:

A strategic rivalry between the U.S. and China points to an obvious parallel, the strategic rivalry between England and Germany before World War I.

[…]

America needs to handle a rising China the way Britain handled a rising America, not a rising Germany.

I think the World War I analogy useful, but draw rather different conclusions from it than Mr. Lind does. To begin with, it’s an error to think that World War I occurred because of some kind of "strategic rivalry".  The Great War started because of German militarism, pure and simple.  Donald Kagan’s book, On the Origins of War and the Preservation of Peace, outlines Britain’s dilemma:

The question is, what "accommodation" could the European states have made to the German "upstart" that would have brought satisfaction to Germany and stability to Europe?  What, in fact, did Germany want?  At the turn of the century, Germany was the strongest military power in the world.  It also had the strongest and most dynamic economy on the Continent.  In 1897, without any previous naval tradition, without any new challenge from the sea to require an expensive change in policy, the Germans undertook the construction of a major battle fleet concentrated in the North Sea where it threatened British naval superiority and the only security available to Britain.  The British gradually became alarmed as they came to recognize the threat Germany posed.

…their fears were well-founded.  However often the Kaiser might proclaim his friendly feelings for England and Tirpitz declare that the fleet had no offensive purposes, the continued construction of big battleships concentrated in the North Sea and the acceleration of that construction justified British suspicion and fear, even without inside information about German intentions.  Scholarship, of course, has now made clear that Britain really was the target of the new German Navy and that the likeliest explanation of Tirpitz’s otherwise irrational naval program is that it aimed at least at equality with the British fleet; when combined with Germany’s military power it would give the Germans the ability to change the status quo in its favor and to the great and dangerous disadvantage of other powers…It would be some years before the Germans could hope for parity at sea, but the British expected that even before the Germans were prepared for a confrontation at sea, they would try to use their "risk" fleet to force concessions.

(Kagan, p 206-207)

Some clue as to what these concessions might have looked like in the long run can be drawn from German Chancellor Theobald von Bethmann Hollweg’s "September Program" for Europe, which was drawn up a month after hostilities began:

The [German] military would decide whether the French should cede Belfort, the western slopes of the Vosges, the coast from Dunkirk to Boulogne, and destroy their forts on the German frontier…Germany would acquire the iron mines of Briey.  A preferential trade treaty would make France "our export land," and the French would be required to pay an indemnity that would make it impossible for them to manufacture armaments for at least twenty years.  Belgium would lose Liege, Verviers, and probably Antwerp, and would become a vassal state, accepting German garrisons in its ports…Holland would be ostensibly independent, "but essentially subject to us."  Luxembourg would be directly incorporated into the German empire.  Apart from these territorial provisions, but by no means less important, was the plan for establishing "an economic organization of Mitteleuropa through mutual customs agreements…including France, Belgium, Holland, Denmark, Austria, Poland, and perhaps Italy, Sweden, and Norway" that would guarantee German economic domination of Europe.

(Kagan, p 208)

Looking at this laundry list, it may be difficult for the modern reader to imagine that most Germans considered Bethmann Hollweg’s demands to be too…moderate.  Germans – left, right, and center – wanted more.  Of this, Kagan writes:

A "Petition of Intellectuals" published in July 1915 was signed by a great number of theologians, teachers, artists, writers, and some 352 university professors; it demanded a program of annexations that went far beyond the September Program.  At the same time…the leader of the Catholic Center party, Matthias Erzberger, was demanding the annexation of Belgium, parts of France, and the entire Congo, the conversion of the Baltic states and Ukraine into German dependencies, and the imposition of a reparation bill that would more than pay off the entire German national debt.

(Kagan, p 209)

In short, if one truly believes that China is some kind of Wilhelmine Germany analog, then one ought to be prepared to receive from China a set of territorial demands and economic concessions far in excess of little old Taiwan.  Exactly then, how many OTHER countries are we prepared to sell down the river?

Finally, Lind raises the specter of a nuclear confrontation, which ultimately gets back to the familiar question about whether America is willing to sacrifice Los Angeles for Taipei.  A Chinese general asked that a few years back, and Taiwanese (or are they Chinese?) commenters on Taiwan-related blogs ask it as well.

I confess I get a bit confused when I hear the question.  You see, China claims that the world has absolutely nothing to fear from it; that it’s peacefully rising.  It swears this, up and down, to any and all.

I wonder then, will all that peaceful rising occur before or AFTER they nuke L.A.?**

Putting that aside, Mr. Lind should try to remember that the Cold War wasn’t won by wetting our pants over the possibility of exchanging D.C. for Paris.  It was won by facing the communists down, and by betting that they were rational actors who weren’t prepared to to lose THEIR cities in an unjustified war of aggression.

Is America willing to sacrifice Los Angeles for Taipei?  My response is to turn that question, which is asked purely in an effort to demoralize, upon its head.  What we really should ask is whether it is the Chinese who are willing to sacrifice Beijing for Banchiao***, or Shanghai for ShiminDing****?

If China is tempted to answer that irrationally enough, it may one day find itself boasting of its five thousand year history…while looking forward to nothing more than a fifteen minute future.


* Lind’s column is over at lewrockwell.com.  Looking over the site, I can’t help but wonder what Ludwig von Mises would have said if someone had told him that 33 years after his death, the president of the Ludwig von Mises Institute would be writing a column extolling the virtues of anarchy in Somalia.

What the president of the Institute seems to have forgotten is that von Mises was no anarchist – he was a classical liberal.  Classical liberals advocate the "night-watchman state" – one which limits itself to protecting life, liberty and property.

That doesn’t make them friends of modern big government, but it hardly makes them "anti-state", either.

** The paradox suggests that the Chinese are lying.  But about what?  About their peaceful rising?  Their willingness to start lobbing nukes around in order to conquer Taiwan?

Or maybe all the above?

*** A city on the outskirts of Taipei.

**** A Taipei shopping district.


UPDATE (Jun 27/06):  Are the Chinese willing to sacrifice Beijing for Banchiao?  Some speculation here that the Taiwanese might have a few nukes of their own.  Not sure how seriously this should be taken.

Parliamentary Maneuver Of The Week

I’ve heard about filibusters.  Filibusters, I’ve heard about.

I’ve also heard about sick legislators being wheeled into chambers to vote from ambulance gurneys.  And legislators holding the elevator to prevent rival party members from reaching the floor for critical votes.

But I ain’t never heard of anything like this:

In a melee on the floor of the nation’s highest legislative organ, a DPP lady lawmaker tried to eat a written cloture motion to put [a] bill to a vote.

[…]

Wang Shu-hui snatched the paper from her People First Party colleague Ko Shu-min, who was going to the chair to present it to Wang Jin-pyng, Legislative Yuan president, in the first free-for-all of the day.

[…]

In the hustle that followed, Wang Shu-hui popped the paper into her mouth to prevent PFP lawmakers, who rushed to help their lady colleague, from recovering it.

The Taipei Times describes how the conflict was resolved:

Wang later spat out the document and tore it up after opposition lawmakers failed to get her to cough it up by pulling her hair.

Lucy and Ethel unwillingly eating chocolates to keep the chocolate production line running in a factory. From the I Love Lucy tv show

Part of me says give Ms. Wang ten out of ten for creativity, while the other part says that this is a pretty bad thing, because democracy itself depends upon a certain elementary level of civility.

The reason for the contention was that the KMT / PFP was attempting to establish direct transportation links between Taiwan and China.  Direct links aren’t possible at present because the Communist Party of China refuses to directly negotiate with the Taiwanese government, so the KMT rather obligingly tried to neuter the Taiwanese government in order to make things easier for them.  In essence, the bill in question would have removed the Taiwanese government from the regulatory picture, allowing the communists to negotiate the matter with private Taiwanese entities.

So, that’s part of it.  Ms. Wang and the DPP regarded the bill as a sell-out to the communists, and they were willing to take extreme measures in order to stop it.  But I think there’s just a bit more to it than that.  The direct links bill isn’t merely a sell-out; it’s an IRREVERSIBLE sell-out.  If the bill is passed, Taiwan will move just a little bit deeper into China’s orbit.  Will successive Taiwanese governments ever be able to repeal the bill and re-establish control over this area of policy?

Not on your life.  Think about the grief the Taiwanese government received from both China and America over the abolition of the National Unification Council.  Now remember, THAT was a defunct body with a $30 a year budget that hadn’t met in seven years.  Direct links represents something much more substantial: the movement of hundreds of thousands of people between Taiwan and China yearly.

Imagine the fallout if a successive Taiwanese government were to try to alter THAT status quo.


UPDATE:  It’s a pity the China Post doesn’t post many pictures on its website, or I’d link to Picture #4 on the front page of the May 31st edition.  I’ll just describe it instead:

Ms. Wang’s head is pulled back by one woman from the PFP, who’s clutching a fistful of Wang’s hair.  Meanwhile, two men and one woman from the party tightly grip her arms and shoulders to restrain her.  One of the men has this big obscene grin on his face, making it seem like he enjoys holding her down just a bit too much.

Lovely.

UPDATE (June 10/06): Another clever parliamentary maneuver.  This time not from Taiwan, but Canada:

June 6 (Bloomberg ) — The Canadian government’s C$227 billion ($204 billion) budget was passed in the House of Commons after opposition lawmakers accidentally failed to stand up to debate the spending plan. (Emphasis added)

"It passed with unanimous consent,” Finance Minister Jim Flaherty told reporters outside the House of Commons in Ottawa today.

The opposition allowed a federal budget bill to pass unanimously without debate?

Whoopsie-daisy.  Bet somebody’s asking for a ‘do-over’.

Hat tip to Kathryn Jean Lopez over at the National Review Corner.


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Friendship

How does the joke go?  A friend is someone who’s always there to help you; a true friend is someone who will stick around afterwards to help bury the bodies.

By that measure, Taiwan’s KMT must now be counted as a true friend of the Communist Party of China:

The Chinese Nationalist Party (KMT) caucus [on May 2nd] blocked a legislative resolution that would have asked the UN and international human-rights groups to investigate China’s persecution of Falun Gong practitioners.

[…]

According to the Taiwan Falun Dafa Association, China has stepped up persecution of Falun Gong members, imprisoning them in concentration camps — including one in Liaoning Province where some are said to have had organs removed for transplant.

I’m SO disillusioned.  The China Post has written countless editorials extolling the KMT’s love of sweet veritas.  President Chen beat the KMT in an election after being shot.  Give us the truth, the China Post repeatedly states – we have to know how Chen orchestrated the assassination attempt on his own life in order to win crucial sympathy votes!

But now, despite that kind of idealistic commitment to the truth, the KMT helps the CCP bury corpses.  Say it ain’t so!  Someone wants to look into whether the Communists murdered members of a religious minority and harvested their organs?  Why, a trivial little matter like that, and the KMT’s appetite for investigations vanishes.  Let’s just quietly kill this in committee instead, they whisper.

What’s remarkable about the entire affair is that even members from the People First Party (a heavily pro-Communist political group) were in favor of the measure.  Their allies in the KMT would have nothing of it, however.  An investigation like that would destroy all of the KMT’s hard work to cozy up to the Communists.  An investigation like that would look bad when China makes a grab for a seat on the UN Human Rights Council.  An investigation like that would make the Taiwanese reluctant to hitch their wagon to China’s star.

Dare I also point out that shining light on the subject might also reduce the available supply of fresh kidneys, hearts and corneas for members of Taiwan’s KMT?  Maybe it’s just a coincidence that a large number of them happen to be a tad on the geriatric side.

Inflation Blues

Hey Mr. President
All you congressmen, too
You got me frustrated
And I don’t know what to do
I’m trying to make a living
I can’t save a cent
It takes all of my money
Just to eat and pay my rent
I got the blues
Got those inflation blues…

– B.B. King, Inflation Blues

About a week ago, I spoke to a Taiwanese who mentioned in passing that inflation was now a big problem in Taiwan.  I didn’t want to contradict her to her face, but I was puzzled by her claim.  Because when I go shopping, I can see that the price of orange juice is unchanged, that chicken prices are about the same, and the cost of a newspaper hasn’t gone up in years.  Inflation?  What inflation?

But that’s just anecdotal evidence.  On Wednesday, the China Post wrote an editorial revealing that consumer prices of basic necessities have increased by 10% this year.  Keep in mind that this is likely an overestimate, because consumer price indices have a difficult time reflecting improvements in quality of computers and other electronic goods.  Nevertheless, it seems that at least some inflation is occurring, and the editorialists offered a few solutions.  A few of their suggestions I agreed with, but there was one howler which merits discussion:

At a time when consumer prices continue rising with surging import costs, one effective way to counter the problem is to open up the domestic market particularly to China, a country on which we still impose sweeping restrictions for its products. Allowing in much lower priced mainland products may increase competition for domestic suppliers, but it will help offset a great deal of inflation, to the advantage of the consuming public.

Shazam!  China to the rescue!  Is there any problem from which Taiwan suffers that the Communist Party of China CAN’T solve?  Rather than propose a hike in interest rates (the most effective inflation-buster known to man), the China Post calls for Taiwan to become even more dependent upon supplies from its mortal enemy.  Surely, the economic dangers of such over-reliance should have been made clear to all by China’s recent decision to cripple Taiwan’s construction industry by eliminating gravel exports. *

Still, the basic idea of reducing inflation by allowing cheaper imports into the country is fundamentally sound, once one discards the notion that China (of all countries!) should be the source.  Taiwan currently has about 25 diplomatic allies in the world, and opening its markets further to their products would both reward them for their friendship, as well as be a big help to the Taiwanese consumer.

Following this, Taiwan could also increase market access to the countries that it has military relationships with, such as America and Japan.  Numerous people have informed me of the heavy import duties levied here on imported cars in order to protect the local auto industry.  Giving the local consumer a break on the price of Fords and Toyotas would greatly outweigh the benefits from giving them a bit of cheaper Chinese agricultural produce.

But the list doesn’t end there.  What of local democracies, such as the Philippines or Thailand?  Do they not also have inexpensive exports?  What about other developing countries?  In Asia?  In Africa?  In South America? 

(Heck, if you really want to scrape the bottom of the barrel, you could think about duty-free importation from Vietnam or Laos.  Sure, they may be communist, but they don’t have 800 missiles pointed at Taiwan now, do they?)

All-in-all, I can think of at least a HUNDRED countries which Taiwan could open its markets to, and bring tangible cost-savings to the Taiwanese consumer.  And yet, for some reason, the China Post‘s sympathy begins and ends with only one – the one country in the world that has sworn to annihilate the Taiwanese government.

Forever.


* The decision also highlighted the political subservience that accompanies economic dependence on Communist China as well.  A Taiwan News editorial notes:

…the chairman for the Taiwan National Construction Engineers Industrial Association [said that since] the Constitution of the People’s Republic of China clearly stated…Taiwan was an inseparable territory of China and not a "foreign country," the supply of Chinese gravel to Taiwan should [therefore] not be interrupted. (emphasis added)

"We’re part of Communist China, always were.  So please, please, please, give us our gravel!" the slavish Taiwanese construction leader cried.

And the China Post‘s response?  Taiwan should just be a good little province and tighten the noose around its neck even further.


UPDATE (May 10/06):  Just noticed that the price of bottled water that I usually buy here has risen from 22 to 25 New Taiwanese dollars.

I also noticed that President Chen and Central American governments are discussing free trade agreements with each other.  An agreement with Guatemala may be concluded this month, and one with El Salvador may be signed in October.  (From Chen talks FTAs with leaders of Central America from the May 9th Taiwan News.  Sorry, no link is available.)  Chen also announced that Paraguayan beef import quotas would be doubled, from 220 to 440 metric tons per year.

It seems then, that there is room for the Taiwanese government to help out the consumer, without following the China Post‘s advice of hitching an economic ride with Communist hatchet murderers.