The Road To Singapore Is Paved With Good Intentions

(And perhaps a few bad ones as well . . .)

Ran across Dr. William Fang's column on Wednesday, the one titled, Two shining examples of the judiciary: HK, Singapore.  Fang has a reason for praising Singapore in particular — prior to the Taiwanese presidential elections, then-KMT-candidate Ma Ying-jeou suggested undemocratic Singapore was a model worthy of Taiwanese emulation.  Fang gives away the game near the end of his column:

It is well-known that quite a few political activists tend to overemphasize the universal value of the kind of "freedom of speech" cherished by them . . .

In other words, wouldn't it be terrific if "political activists" who disagree with the policies of the KMT government were slapped with defamation suits and muzzled — just like they'd be in Singapore.  Which (didn't you know?) has one of the BEST judicial systems in Asia?

(See pages 39-45 of this document for a short list of "political activists" who have been silenced by the Singaporean oligarchy.  They include such bomb-throwing radicals as the Far Eastern Economic Review, the International Herald Tribune, the Economist and the Asian Wall Street Journal.)

A bit of googling turned up a report of the survey Fang discussed, from Yahoo! Singapore:

Regional financial centres Hong Kong and Singapore have the best judicial systems in Asia, with Indonesia and Vietnam the worst, a survey of expatriate business executives showed.

[. . .]

The Hong Kong—based [Political and Economic Risk Consultancy] said 1,537 corporate executives working in Asia were asked to rate the judicial systems in the countries where they reside, using such variables as the protection of intellectual property rights (IPR) and corruption.

Transparency, enforcement of laws, freedom from political interference and the experience and educational standards of lawyers and judges were also considered.

"Year after year our perception surveys show a close correlation between how expatriates rate judicial systems and how they rate the openness of a particular economy," PERC said.

"Better judicial systems are associated with better IPR protection, lower corruption and wealthier economies."

[…]

PERC noted the survey involved expatriate business executives, not political activists, so criteria like contracts and IPR protection were given more weightage.

It appears that the survey itself lies behind a paywall, but the consultancy was upfront enough to point out what should be obvious:  foreign businessmen are not likely to have first-hand experiences with another country's family law, criminal law, or free speech law, for that matter.  But it IS highly probable that they form impressions of another country's commercial law — if for no other reason than that cases like that get talked about over drinks at the local executive watering hole.

And so, on the narrow issue of which countries in Asia best treat commercial law, I'll grant that Singapore deserves the crown alongside Hong Kong.  But in order to say Singapore has one of the "best" judiciaries in Asia, it also has to to demonstrate its superiority in the other areas of law which I've just mentioned.  On those scores, how does it stack up?

I'll leave it to others to describe Singapore's family and criminal law — although I'd question the wisdom of any legal system which places a higher priority on regulating chewing gum than prostitution.

With regards to free speech however, Singapore has adopted a system of soft Stalinism.  Stalinism with Skyscrapers, if you will.  Of course, no one in the City-State actually winds up in a gulag for unapproved speech — no, no, the ruling Oligarchs merely bankrupt them with defamation suits instead.  Which makes for a very civilized and admirable system, indeed.

Fang has this to say about the independence of Singapore's courts:

. . . it's hard to imagine that the Singaporean government intends to deliberately bend the judiciary to its wish and succeed in doing so . . .

A few correctives for folks suffering Fang's failure of imagination:

  1. No member of the Oligarchy has EVER lost a defamation suit against an opposition member.  Ever.  100% conviction rate.  The results of a conviction can be fines, bankruptcy, imprisonment and the loss of one's seat in parliament.  Hey, why bother winning elections, when you can crush your opposition with the brute power of the Law instead?  (see p 7 )
  2. Many Singaporean judges do not have tenure and can be shuffled into insignificant positions by the Legal Service Commission if their rulings do not satisfy the Oligarchy.  Since the Legal Service Commission is under the control of the executive branch, these judges cannot be considered to be independent of the politicians in power.  (see p 52 and 55 )
  3. Singapore's Chief Justice, Attorney General and Supreme Court judges DO have tenure, and can serve to the age of 65.  Beyond that age however, the President has the power to extend their contracts at his discretion.  In plainer English:  Play ball on important cases, and the Oligarchy lets you keep your job past retirement.  Go your own way, and you're screwed.  (see p 55 )
  4. Members of the Oligarchy who have sued Opposition members for defamation have been awarded 30 TIMES more in damages than ordinary citizens in non-political defamation suits.  If nothing else, this suggests the Singapore judiciary routinely violates the principle of equality before the law.  (see p 60-61 )

Because of two race riots in the '50s and '60s, the Singaporean government passed a set of anti-assembly laws (see p 62).  In practice, these now serve not to prevent race riots, but as instruments of repression against opposition rallies (see p 63). 

Following the race riots, the government also instituted hate-speech laws, which forbid speech promoting "racial or religious disharmony".  But again, the Oligarchy wields these as a weapon against the opposition.  Dare to criticize government racial or religious policies (such as the ruling party's ban against Muslim headscarves in schools) and one of those supposedly "independent" judges will hand you a pretty hefty fine.  (Conveniently enough, members of the ruling clique never seem to run afoul of these laws — which can only be because EVERY SINGLE ONE of the Oligarchy's policies magically ends up promoting racial and religious harmony!)

Fang concludes with this:

In view of the [economic] successes Singapore has achieved so far, both its government and its judicial branch should feel proud of themselves despite certain criticisms.

All this talk reminds me of a Singaporean I knew way back when in my university days.  May have been the only Singaporean I've ever known.  I vaguely remember his name, but for our purposes, I'll call him "Lee".

Now "Lee" was a good guy, but kind of on the glum side.  And as graduation approached he became even more morose than usual.  Seems he was PRETTY UNHAPPY with the prospect of going back to his home country.  I thought it'd be prying to ask him why.

Men like Dr. Fang must be mystified by guys like "Lee".  I mean, Singapore's clean.  Harmonious.  Got a high economic growth rate.  A per capita income that's the envy of the world (about $50,000 / person, though it was less back then).

You probably see where I'm going with this.  "Lee" didn't like certain aspects of his country, but he didn't have the democratic power to vote the bums out.  Instead, he was going to vote the only way that was left to him.  With his feet.

Before you object, I'll admit the existence of one "Lee" from Singapore is an anecdote. 

Thousands of Lees however, are A Problem . . .

. . . one survey [of emigration] has placed Singapore’s outflow at 26.11 migrants per 1,000 citizens – the second highest in the world. Only [East Timor] (51.07) fares worse.  [emphasis added]

[…]

More educated Singaporeans – many taking their children with them – are leaving or are planning to leave their country . . .

A recent indication of the scope of the dilemma was the rising number of Singaporeans who asked for a document needed to apply for permanent residency overseas.

It has exceeded 1,000 a month to reach 12,707 last year from 4,996 in 1998, or a rise of 170% over 10 years, said Home Affairs Minister Wong Kan Seng.

[…]

It is estimated that half the Singaporeans who annually apply for foreign PRs – 6,000 to 7,000 – eventually settle down overseas.

The brain drain is serious.

Even if 0.5% of its brightest minds were to leave, it would hit Singapore hard, said Senior Minister Goh Chok Tong.

“These are bright young people, children of very well-educated Singaporeans. They study overseas now, and the very good ones are right away green harvested by companies,” Goh said.  [emphasis added throughout]

Rolling-in-the-dough Singapore has the world's second highest emigration rate, surpassed only by Timor Leste (East Timor) — a recent war-zone with a per capita income of only $400 / person.  Just how messed-up is that?

With the best of intentions, Singapore's Oligarchs lifted their country from poverty.  But somewhere along the way, they also managed to turn it into a prison.  A nice, clean, well-regulated prison.

Did they really think the inmates wouldn't someday try to escape?


Postscript:  Instead of democratizing, Singapore has responded to its high level of emigration by allowing in more immigrants.  Unfortunately, many of these immigrants don't intend to stay, seeing Singaporean residency as an intermediate stepping-stone on the path to citizenship in democratic Western countries.

This demographic time-bomb is liable to be further exacerbated in the coming years by the city-state's exceptionally low birth rate (8.2 births per 1000 people),  and high suicide rate (18.9 suicides per 100,000 people).

All of which bodes ill for Singapore's armed forces.  Fewer citizens =  fewer recruitable troops.

It's an equation the Spartans discovered at the Battle of Leuctra in 371 BC.  And discovered to their eternal cost.


UPDATE:  A satire concerning the Singaporean Oligarchy's propensity for regulation and control.  Heh.

UPDATE (Oct 3/08):  One of the pioneers of Singapore's opposition is dead.  More here.

Desinification: KMT-Style

From the Aug 26th edition of the China Post:

Although the annual Mid-Autumn Festival is still some 20 days away, Taichung Mayor Jason Hu called on city residents Monday not to have traditional outdoor barbecues that day, as part of the city's efforts to reduce carbon dioxide emissions.

[. . .]

"Barbecuing is absolutely not good for the health and goes against global eco-friendly efforts," he said. "The city government will do its best to stop the public having barbecues in parks, streets or green areas during the Mid Autumn Festival."

Last year, the city government banned barbecues in parks on the holiday, and only a few public venues were opened to members of the public wishing to have barbecues, he explained.

I don't live in Taichung, but I think it's pretty sad that the city government is trying to abolish one of the nicest little holidays in the Chinese Lunar Calendar.  I've been to a few Moon Festival barbecues and a good time is usually had by all.  And really, what are the alternatives?  People have to eat — if they don't barbecue their food, they're still going to produce CO2 when they stay indoors and cook their dinner on GAS STOVES.  Or does Hizonner have a plan for turning Taichung into a city of salad-eaters?  Hey, good luck with that.  And good luck when folks start hopping in their cars and NEEDLESSLY BURN GASOLINE so they can light their grills outside city limits.

Charcoal barbecues make lots of nasty smoke — got it.  So, why not try to encourage people to switch to cleaner electric or gas grills instead?

Hank Hill barbecuing with a Please Consider Propane banner. He is surrounded by protesters: one of whom has a Heil Charcoal sign, while another has a placard reading, No Blood For Charcoal.

Naw, that's not as much fun as harassing the local citizenry with badly-needed crime enforcement personnel who've been turned into jack-booted Barbecue Cops for the evening.

(King of the Hill image from TVGuide.com)


UPDATE (Sep 8/08):  More on this here.  Has some numbers as well:

The association [against charcoal barbecues] cited customs statistics as indicating that Taiwan imported 34 million kilograms of charcoal a year, with 95 percent coming from Indonesia, Malaysia and mainland China. It requires 6 to 10 kilograms of timber to produce one kilogram of charcoal, and one hectare of forestry plantation area can produce 150,000 kilograms of timber, which, in turn, can be used to turn out 15,000 kilograms of charcoal.

Accordingly, to meet Taiwan's annual demand for 34 million kilograms of charcoal, as many as 2,260 hectares of forest need be felled, equivalent to the area of as many as 79 Daan Forest Parks in Taipei, the association spokesman said.

Therefore, without the barbecue activity on the Moon Festival, not only will many trees not be chopped, but carbon dioxide emissions can also be cut significantly, the spokesman continued.

Maybe so, but then a lot of those trees may not get planted at all if there's no market for them in charcoal production:

Farmers using swidden farming (shifting cultivation) methods in Indonesia are increasingly unable to provide sufficient food and cash income to satisfy basic family and community needs. Part of their difficulty is the cost and effort of controlling the invasive grass Imperata cylindrica. Attempts to establish plantations in the grasslands are frequently thwarted by wildfires. [One option is to] reclaim unproductive land infested with imperata grass in Indonesia by assisting cash-poor swidden farmers to establish plantations of trees, especially Vitex pubescens, a native species suitable for charcoal (for which there is a ready cash market).

None of this however answers my question:  If charcoal barbecues are banned in Taiwan, how much CO2 will be produced when people cook dinner on gas stoves instead?


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Mixed Messages On Water Quality

From the Department of Huh?

Saying that the administration inspects all water purification plants around the country for a total of more than 10,000 inspections a year, Yuan assured the public that 99 percent of the plants in Taiwan pass [Taiwanese] EPA standards for drinking water safety.

Well, that’s a relief.  But then the story concludes by making the reader wonder just how rigorous those standards really are:

Saying that water in Taiwan can be consumed safely; Yuan . . . warned that tap water should be boiled before drinking.  [emphasis added]

Big Whoop

Monday’s Taiwan News and China Post both featured this story:  Despite new law, [Taiwanese] children are still being given father’s surname

Taiwan’s civil statutes were changed in May 2007 to allow children to adopt their mother’s surname, heralded at the time as a breakthrough in this patriarchal society.

But the results of a poll released yesterday show that legal reform has failed to budge entrenched cultural attitudes, at least for the time being.

The poll found that only 4.3 percent of parents of newborn children took advantage of the new law over the past year and registered their children with the mother’s surname, said the Awakening Foundation, the women’s rights group responsible for conducting the poll.

"To promote equal rights between the two sexes on the issue of which of the parents’ family names is used in naming children, Taiwan’s society still needs to overcome both legal obstacles and cultural restraints," said foundation Chairwoman Fan Yun, in response to the results.  [emphasis added]

There are perfectly valid reasons why parents might want to give their child the mother’s surname, so having a law like this on the books isn’t a bad thing.  But I honestly don’t see how Fan Yun thinks devoting her group’s scarce resources to changing "cultural restraints" regarding this issue is going to change Taiwanese society one iota. 

(Well actually, I suppose it WOULD give newlyweds one MORE thing to argue about…) 

All right, let’s suppose a law was passed here tomorrow, forcing children to take on the names of BOTH parents (as is the Spanish custom).  Just how would that make Taiwanese society any less patriarchal?  Anyone want to make the case for me that Spanish culture isn’t patriarchal simply because of the convention they use for naming their offspring?

Really now.  I would think Taiwanese feminist groups had bigger fish to fry.


Postscript:  Interesting trivia note — Chinese families were apparently matrilineal up to around 1600 B.C.

A Trip To The Carrefour

DVD player on the fritz, so it was time to buy a new one.  Actually, before that I asked some Taiwanese acquaintances about repairing the old one, and to a man they all thought I was crazy.  Absolutely bonkers.

Think of the time, the expense, and the possibility that it’ll break down again.  "Foreigner," they said, "don’t you know?  New is better."

So off to Carrefour I went.*  When I got back home I checked through the blogroll, and ran across these videos of protests against the store over on the wrong side of the Taiwan Strait.  [UPDATE:  those particular clips have since been pulled from YouTube, but the site has others which can still be viewed]

Thursday’s Taipei Times had this disturbing bit of news:

In the southern city of Zhuzhou, protesters reportedly attacked a young US teacher on Sunday evening after he emerged from a local Carrefour.

Happy to report that there were no protests against us foreign devils at the TAIWANESE Carrefour where I went.  Friendly service inside.  And outside?  Well, I guess there was ONE incident that I could mention . . .

Outside, a Taiwanese guy saw me and decided to impress his girlfriend with his machismo — by showing her he had the guts to say, "Hi," to me.  In English.  And to me, ME!, a complete stranger.

Oh YEAH?  Well, TWO can play at THAT little game.  So I gave my snappy trademark, "Hi – Ni hao," right back at him!

Pretty scary stuff, let me tell ya.   Guess the locals aren’t receiving enough of that Chinese patriotic edumacation.


* I wasn’t being a big ole pushover here.  The old DVD player’s been fixed once before — only a year and a half ago — for the same problem it has now.  Hate to throw it away (it was expensive!), but I also hate to throw good money after bad, too.

Taiwanese Vitas

This is kinda fun.  A acquaintance here gave me a link to this YouTube clip of an amateur Taiwanese musician playing some Russian-style song.

(By the way, you’ll notice a girl in the audience scrunch up her
eyes and cover her ears around the 00:50 mark.  You might want to turn
the volume down just about now, ’cause . . . well, you’ll see.)


UPDATE:  You can laugh, but the guy’s a chick-magnet.

UPDATE (Apr 13/08):  Looks like the Taiwanese musician doesn’t call himself "Vitas."  He’s apparently performing an imitation of a Russian singer who bears that name.  (As for the song itself, according to Amazon.com, it’s Opera No 1, while YouTube says it’s Opera No 2.)

Used Sesame Seed Salesmen

From Monday’s China Post:

Someone, apparently a fanatic fan of Jolin Tsai, has paid NT$40,200 [roughly $1,200 US] to get 23 sesame seeds she was alleged to have dropped off on a paper napkin while she was munching her Kentucky Fried Chicken burger, the United Daily News reported yesterday.

[…]

But [the pop singer] denied through her agent she never ate at the chicken-burger outlet as was claimed. "It’s a fake," Jolin was quoted by her agent as saying. "They (the sesame seeds) are not mine. I never visited that Kentucky Fried Chicken outlet."

Nice work if you can get it, I guess.  Now she knows how Koo Chen-fu feels.  Koo can insist the 1992 Consensus is a fake all he likes, but the KMT STILL sells it over his objections.

I never visited that Kentucky Fried Chicken outlet indeed.

Taipei Beverage Alert

Jason’s Supermarket in the basement of Taipei 101 now has Mott’s Clamato juice.  First time I’ve ever seen Clamato here.  No more lugging six-packs of the stuff onto airplanes for me.

They’ve also got Bundaberg Ginger Beer back in stock, after being sold out for the last 4 or 5 MONTHS.  ‘Bout time!

And finally, I noticed at the end of the juice aisle peach-flavored Snapple iced tea.  Pretty hard to find that for the last couple of years.

Another Taiwanese Politician Threatens Suicide

OK, this is starting to resemble bad soap opera:

Chinese Nationalist Party (KMT) Vice Chairman John Kuan (關中) yesterday dismissed Democratic Progressive Party (DPP) accusations that he had bribed voters, vowing to commit suicide if the rival party could back its claims.

[…]

"I will accept my punishment and commit seppuku at the party’s headquarters if they can present evidence that I have bribed others," Guan told a press conference at KMT headquarters. "The two legislators should also end their lives if they cannot prove their allegations."

Seppuku refers to the Japanese ritual of committing suicide by disembowelment.

First Alex Fai, now this guy.  Well, I actually DO remember Ma Ying-jeou’s father made a similar threat a few years ago.  Don’t recall this case, although I probably wasn’t paying attention at the time:

Many also remember that last October, a Central Election Commission member recommended by the People First Party, Chao Shu-chien (趙叔鍵), also offered to commit seppuku "to defend the dignity of an academic" if the commission voted on whether the two planned referendums should be held alongside the January legislative election.

Sunday’s Taipei Times has a piece on how all of this trivializes the issue of suicide, and of course I’m not going to argue with that.  But the frequency of these threats recently causes me to wonder:  Is this a part of traditional Chinese political culture, or a part of Japanese culture that was grafted on locally?  Is there some kind of significance to the fact that members of the KMT and People First Party should specifically threaten seppuku, when both those political parties tend to feel an abhorrence of all things Japanese?   And lastly, have there been any cases in Taiwan within living memory where someone has actually followed through?

I don’t pretend to know.  Hey, I just live here.


UPDATE (Mar 17/08):  Last night, I tried to imagine how we would react to this kind of ploy in the West.  First of all, I’m pretty certain we’d consider the politician completely nuts.  Beyond that though, mental health professionals would probably be given air time to voice their disapproval.  Support groups for families of suicide victims would be apoplectic.  People whose lives had been affected by suicide would write angry (or distraught) letters – and the politician would be forced to apologize.

That that doesn’t happen here is interesting.  Different cultural attitudes towards suicide, perhaps?  Or is it that civil society is weaker here, so the type of pressure I’ve outlined simply isn’t brought to bear?

UPDATE (Apr 4/08):  OK, this isn’t a politician, but…damn:

On Wednesday, Liao Shu-hsin (廖述炘), the director of a pro-independence underground radio station in Taipei, allegedly immolated himself in his grief over the Democratic Progressive Party’s (DPP) loss in the presidential election. Liao reportedly felt that his dream of seeing a “Republic of Taiwan” established was no longer possible.

UPDATE (Apr 5/08):  More on the sad case of Liao Shu-hsin in today’s Taipei Times.

Puttin’ Away The Christmas Music

As is my wont, I picked up another boatload of Christmas CDs again this year.  Favorites were:

#1.  We Three Kings – Reverend Horton Heat

Christmas tunes done in Southern Rock style – wow!  Highlights include Frosty the Snowman, as well as instrumental versions of Jingle Bells, We Three Kings, and Winter Wonderland.   But best track would have to be What Child is This – a bizarro musical cross between Greensleeves and Ghost Riders in the Night.

#2.  Dig That Crazy Christmas – Brian Setzer

There’s no dishonor in placing second after the Rev.  Great jump blues versions of Angels We Have Heard on High, Let it Snow! Let it Snow!  Let it Snow!, My Favorite Things, and Jingle Bell Rock.  In addition, Gettin’ in the Mood (for Christmas) has some very fun lyrics set to Glenn Miller’s In the Mood.

(Didn’t much care for Setzer’s version of You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch, but on the other hand, his ‘Zat You, Santa Claus? hits the spirit of the song a bit more precisely than Louis Armstrong’s.)

#3.  The Venture’s Christmas Album

Instrumental Christmas music – 60’s surf style.  Nice versions of Sleigh Ride, What Child is This (titled Snowflakes on the album), Blue Christmas, We Wish You a Merry Christmas as well as White Christmas.

#4.  Cool Yule – Bette Midler

Pretty good stuff.  The title track bops along cheerfully – but it’s Midler’s very fun Mele Kalikimaka that really knocks me out.

#5.  A Perry Como Christmas

Taken as a whole, this album is far too slow for my taste, so it’s stretching things to call this a favorite.  However, some tunes will sound great on my compilation CDs, including Christmas Dream, My Favorite Things, (There’s No Place Like) Home for the Holidays, Here We Come a-Caroling and O Holy Night.


Postscript:  Purchased A Jolly Christmas from Frank Sinatra at the last minute, and only had time to listen to it once – so I can’t honestly rate it.  Only mention it at all because there was this interesting bit of trivia in the liner notes:

The stirring music [to Hark! The Herald Angels Sing] is by composer Felix Mendelssohn, who originally had it written as part of a choral work commemorating the Tercentenary of John Gutenberg’s invention of printing.

Wikipedia confirms the melody was never intended for Christmas use.  Well, I’ll be!

Hope everyone had a very Merry Christmas this year.  And if you’re living in Taiwan and you didn’t get any turkey, cheer up.  Your local 7-11 might still have some of this DELIGHTFUL poultry-flavored substitute in stock:

Roasted turkey-flavored Doritos tortilla chips.

(Photo by The Foreigner)


UPDATE:  There were other Christmas CDs I could’ve said good things about, but I’d hardly consider them favorites.  (While at the opposite end of the spectrum, The New Andy Williams Christmas Album was just about the only purchase I completely regretted.  Sorry – didn’t do anything for me.)

One final note: am I the only one greatly disturbed by the sight of Billy Idol singing Jingle Bell Rock?


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