Coup Attempt In Thailand

It’s 1 am Wednesday morning, and a coup in Thailand is in process.  Readers may remember that I’ve previously supported the LEGAL removal of Prime Minister Thaksin.  This of course, is a whole other animal.

Thailand may be a long ways away, but these events couldn’t have happened at a worse time for Taiwan.  Isolated incidents of violence between supporters and opponents of President Chen Shui-bian have been reported in the last few days, KMT media figures have written newpaper columns outlining strategies for removing the president using force, and KMT lawmakers donned the RED SHIRTS of the anti-Chen movement yesterday to begin chanting "Depose Chen" slogans from the floor of the nation’s legislature.

In certain quarters, it won’t be long before people enviously wonder: If Thailand, why not Taiwan?

Should the KMT pull a stunt like that here, America should register its disapproval by immediately withdrawing President Bush’s 2001 weapons offer.  The irony is that the KMT could hardly cry foul, given that they themselves have blocked the bill 56 times within the last two years.

Impeachment in the Land of Smiles

Around the same time that the Cartoon Crisis was coming to a head, another situation was developing in Thailand.  This controversy threatened to bring down the government of Thaksin Shiniwatra, the prime minister of Thailand.

Thais demonstrated in the streets and called for Thaksin’s ouster because Shin Corp., a company formerly owned by Thaksin, was sold to a state-owned Singapore company for 73 billion baht ($1.88 billion dollars).  Their anger arose from the fact that the principals managed to avoid paying capital gains taxes due to the highly technical nature of the sale.

Initially, I sympathized with the demonstrators, but didn’t really see what constitutional basis they had for bringing down the government.  Of course it doesn’t sit well when ordinary folk pay 7% ad valorem taxes, while the well-to-do pay nothing on $1.88 billion dollar stock sales.  But the law’s the law, and tax avoidance is perfectly legal.  You don’t fire prime ministers for obeying the law.

I also didn’t care for some of the hyperbole coming from the opposition newspapers.  Rhetoric such as this:

[Thaksin’s] increasing hostility toward the country’s intellectuals has prompted sarcastic asides that he is less of a Hitler and more a modern-day Pol Pot. He may also even be more shrewd than the former Khmer Rouge leader because he has managed to appeal to the grassroots community despite his enormous wealth.

Pol Pot or Hitler, or simply a badly misunderstood leader, Thaksin is facing an increasingly strong alliance bent on toppling him through three-pronged assaults.

Uh, folks, some perspective, please.  Thaksin isn’t Pol Pot, and he isn’t Hitler.  Not by a long shot.  There are NO death camps or genocides taking place in Thailand.  You can’t even claim that he’s Pinochet, killing members of the political opposition.

Now don’t get me wrong, Thaksin DID order death squads to carry out the extrajudicial executions of about 2,500 drug pushers in 2003 – and for that denial of due process he SHOULD have been impeached.  Instead, Thais "punished" him in 2005 – by re-electing him with an overwhelming parliamentary majority.  Guess drug pushers aren’t the most sympathetic of minority groups.

So there’s no use crying over that spilt milk.  As it turns out though, there’s a good argument that laws were bent and broken in the here and now.  Prior to Thaksin’s election in 2001, he owned a majority stake in Shin Corp, a Thai telecommunications company, and was said to be the richest man in Thailand.  After his election, he was required to sell off all but 5% of his shares, or place them in a blind trust.  This he did, in rather an ingenious manner.

Thaksin complied with the law by placing some of his Shin Corp. shares in his relatives’ names.  Other shares were placed in the names of his maids, servants, and even his personal chauffeur.  What remained was deposited into a dummy investment firm called "Ample Rich".  Ample Rich (jeez – what a name!) is interesting, because although Thaksin claims to have sold it, no one really knows who the current owners are.  As a matter of fact, no one even knows where the company is headquartered – the documents filed with the Thai tax authorities list a false address in Singapore for it, although Thaksin insists it’s based in the British Virgin Islands.

This is how the scandal appears to me, then.  Thaksin owned a company that had been granted a government monopoly.  Once he became prime minister, he "transfered" ownership to those around him, and proceeded to change the laws governing his monopoly to make it even more valuable.  On January 20/06, his party passed the Thai Telecommunications Act, which raised the maximum foreign ownership threshold (allowing him to sell more of his shares off).  Three days later, all of the shares owned by his children, relatives, maids, servants and chauffeurs were simultaneously sold, as if directed by a single intelligence, to a company in Singapore.  By strange coincidence, the shares held by the mysterious address-less Ample Rich were also sold to Thaksin’s children at the bargain basement price of 1 baht per share, then promptly resold to the Singaporean company for 49 baht per share.

As I said before, Thaksin claims that he sold Ample Rich and therefore has no control over it.  If that’s true, then the new Ample Rich owners must have just randomly picked Thaksin’s two eldest sons out of thousands of investors and decided out of the goodness of their hearts to sell them shares at a fraction of their current market value.  Either that, or the owners of a multi-million dollar investment house suffered a really bad case of amnesia, and forgot everything they ever learned in Econ 101 about profit-maximization.

Believe that if you wish.  But a simpler explanation would be that Thaksin still controlled Ample Rich and wanted to give his sons an illegal 1 baht per share sweetheart deal.

The consensus seems to be that the biggest legal threat to Thaksin lies in the Ample Rich part of the trade.  There is a certain sad irony in the fact that Thaksin, by all accounts a devoted family man, may have placed his two eldest sons in legal jeopardy along with himself.

As of this date, Thaksin has managed to survive politically.  Over the past five years, wealthy supporters have bought out critical newspapers, or changed their editorial views by withdrawing advertising.  Some independent media still exists in Thailand though, and indeed initial reaction to the Shin sale came from media mogul Sondhi Limthongkul.  Sondhi’s own democratic bona fides are open to question however, especially since many have interpreted his request for the country’s military to "stand by the people" as a call for a military coup.

(A colorful side note:  about 2,000 Thaksin supporters in a small town near Chiang Mai marched to a graveyard one night in order to place some kind of voodoo-like curse on Mr. Sondhi.  I think that it was in a front page story in the Feb 10/06 {or thereabouts} edition of the Bangkok Post, but I’ve since lost the newspaper clipping.)

At any rate, Sondhi ceased to be the focus of the anti-Thaksin movement when the cause was taken up by members of the Thai political establishment.  Their quest will be not be easy:

The first [attempt at impeachment] was aborted [on Feb 16/06] when the 27 senators failed in their attempt to [petition the Thai Constitution Court to begin impeachment investigations].

The second seems likely to meet the same fate.  The Opposition, which has 124 House seats, will find it nearly impossible to gather 200 signatures of MPs to file a censure motion against Thaksin.

There’s a glimmer of hope in the third, the collection of 50,000 signatures to launch impeachment proceedings against Thaksin (as of [Feb 16/06] 20,000 signatures had been gathered.)

But the hard part is the impeachment process.  When the Thammasat University Student Union gathers enough signatures, they have to send them to the Senate Speaker and then to the National Counter Corruption Commission.  And that’s tricky, because there is no NCCC currently in operation. (emphasis added)

(From "PM slips past constitution court net again" in the Feb 17/06 edition of The Nation.  Sorry, no link is available.)

UPDATE:  Some members of Thaksin’s own party have asked him to step aside for the good of the party.  Thaksin’s shifting statements on the matter offer some insight into his thinking:

"I will consider [resigning] in my next reincarnation."

“I will die in office.”

“I won’t step down until I can find a successor who can run the country and the party.”

“Even hardened criminals get their sentences commuted to half if they eventually own up to having committed the crime.”

UPDATE #2:  Remember the possibility that 200 MPs could band together to force impeachment proceedings?  Recall too, the numerical hurdle: members of Thaksin’s own party would have to vote for his impeachment. On Feb 24/06, Thaksin made good on his threat to dissolve parliament before this could happen.

How calling a snap election for April 2nd will save him is beyond me – unless he thinks that his ethical and legal improprieties can win him an even larger majority this time around.

Or maybe he’s simply been advised that the stars are right.

UPDATE (Feb 26/06):  Blame my confusion as to Thaksin’s motives for calling an election in Update #2 on the lateness of the hour in which it was written.  Thaksin’s goal is transparent.  Change the subject.  Talk about low-interest loans to Thailand’s rural poor.  Discuss tax cuts for roadside vendors in Bangkok, the heart of the anti-Thaksin movement.  Thaksin’s populist policies have been immensely popular among Thailand’s large population of the poor, so one of his goals will be to create fear amongst this voting bloc that his policies will be discontinued if he’s not re-elected.

Imagine if the Lewinsky scandal had broken, not in ’98 but during campaign ’96, and that Clinton had gone on to win by a landslide.  At that point, Clinton would have been able to make the persuasive case that the people had reviewed his transgressions, and judged them to be inconsequential.  He would have been politically untouchable.

Thaksin’s use of death squads in ’03 went unpunished partly because of his overwhelming victory in ’05, and he thinks he can repeat that success now.  Thais have it in their hands the power to grant or deny him that impunity.

May they get the leader they deserve.

UPDATE #4 (Feb 26/06):  The opposition is considering whether it should boycott the election, raising the spectre of some kind of Hugo Chavez situation.  Meanwhile, Santa Claus is on his way, with lots of election goodies on his sleigh:

[Thaksin] spent two thirds of his hour-long speech talking about help he wanted to give to laborers, civil servants students and farmers hit by inflation fuelled by high oil prices.

Thaksin promised a rise in the minimum wage in Bangkok, where the opposition to him is strongest by far, and more debt relief for farmers in the countryside where 70 percent of Thais live and where his support is thought to be solid.

There would also be pay rises for civil servants and a plan to give part time jobs to students, Thaksin said.

Not one to settle for bribing the judge, Thaksin has decided to bribe the electorate.

UPDATE (Mar 18/06):  Recall that Thaksin skirted the law by transfering assets to his employees.  It turns out that:

At one point, two of his domestic servants were among the top 10 shareholders on Thailand’s stock exchange.

Bridge for Sale: Cheap

From time to time, you hear about people making spectacularly fraudulent sales.  It makes sense that the best of these salesmen would have to be the ones whose job it is to lie for their country:

The [Thai] Civil Court yesterday ordered [Suseree Tavedikul,] a former Thai ambassador to the Netherlands to pay a total of Bt10 million in compensation after he was found guilty of selling the Thai embassy to [J. Bakker, a Dutch] businessman without permission.

"Psst, hey mack!  Wanna buy a consulate?"

OK, so fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly, and rogue ambassadors just can’t resist making a little extra on the side.  By selling their embassies.  No harm done, right?

The scandal resulted in the [Thai] Foreign Ministry being sued by Bakker and [a] Netherlands Court [ordering the] confiscation of the Thai embassy premises.

"Uh, hello?  Is this the prime minister of Thailand?  Y’know that embassy of yours in Holland?  Sorry to have to tell you this, but, we’re sending a crew over to repossess it on Monday.  Hope this won’t, ahhh, damage the relationship between our two countries, or anything."

In all seriousness though, the matter didn’t quite make it to that point:

Foreign Ministry spokesman Sihasak Phuangketkeow said that Bakker withdrew the case against the Foreign Ministry after the two sides agreed to settle out of the court and the ministry paid a sum of money in compensation.

The ministry sued for compensation for its court costs in the Netherlands. The court ordered the former ambassador to pay the ministry’s costs of Bt10.54 million.

But the story doesn’t end there.  Think of poor Mr. Suseree, with mouths to feed and $280,000 bills to pay.  It’s quite a predicament, because incredible as it may seem, employers don’t always beat a path to your door when they see "ambassadorial skills" listed on your resume’. What’s a guy gonna do?

Why, open a school teaching English, naturally!

Suseree is a former Foreign Ministry spokesman and deputy permanent secretary in charge of administration. He now owns an international school in Bangkok.

A little friendly advice to all those foreign teachers working for Mr. Suseree:  make sure you’re being paid up front.  Cash would be nice.

Visiting Dusit Park

You’re in Bangkok, Thailand, and you want to see both the Grand Palace and Dusit Park.  Does it matter which one you see first?

Oh yes, it does.  A ticket to the Grand Palace costs 250 Baht (the unit of Thai currency), and includes an admission ticket to Dusit Park that’s good for 1 week.  A ticket for Dusit Park costs 100 Bt, but only allows you to see Dusit Park.

So if you want to see both, and go to the Grand Palace first, it’ll cost you 250 Bt.  But if you visit Dusit Park BEFORE the Grand Palace, it’ll cost you 350 Bt.  Going to the Grand Palace first is wiser, especially if you’re with your family.

The Grand Palace in Bangkok, Thailand

I jokingly, but unfairly call Dusit Park the "Not-So-Grand Palace" because it isn’t as ostentatious as the Grand Palace.  No matter if I were staggeringly rich, I could never live in a place like the Grand Palace, but with enough money, I COULD imagine living in one of the fine mansions on the grounds of the Dusit Park gardens.

Dusit Park in Bangkok, Thailand

One of the buildings on the grounds is the beautiful teak Vimanmek Palace.  They take groups of tourists through it on guided tours, but there’s a bit of a scam that you ought to be aware of.

Like most Thai houses, you’re required to enter shoeless.  And since it contains antiques, you’re not allowed to take photos either.  They’ve thoughtfully provided lockers for your camera and shoes in an entrance building, but what isn’t so thoughtful is that the lockers aren’t free.

So here’s what happened to me:

I arrive at about 3 pm at the entrance building.  I put my camera bag and shoes into the locker.  I start to put one of the lens pouches strapped onto my belt into the locker.  One  of the Thai workers approaches me.

"Ticket, ticket, ticket!" she says rapidly in a raised voice.

"Huh?" I wittily reply.  So I dig through my pouches, and offer it to her.  For some reason, she’s not interested in taking it.  Instead she shakes her head, pointing to the lens pouches still attached to my belt.

"Camera, camera, camera!" she snaps.

OK, now you’re starting to get on my nerves.  I was putting that away in the first place BEFORE you interrupted to ask for the ticket.  The ticket that once produced, you didn’t want.

Please kindly allow me to finish ONE task before assigning me with ANOTHER.

I decide that this is best left unsaid.  She wanders off, and I get everything into the locker.  Put the non-refundable 30 Bt into it, remove the key, and I’m on my way. 

Not so fast, buster.

"Ticket?" she asks. 

Oh, for Pete’s sakes, it’s in the locker!  Fuming, I open it up, retrieve the ticket and kiss another 30 Bt goodbye. 

Then as I take the tour, I realize that in all the confusion, there’s something else I left in the locker.

My glasses.

You see, most people wear sunglasses on the grounds outside.  But the mansion itself is lit with ambient light, so if you continue wearing your prescription sunglasses indoors, everything’s too dark.  Don’t wear them, and everything’s a blur.  Needless to say, once you’re inside, it’s too late to go back.

So now you know the Vimanmek locker scam, which to my knowledge, isn’t mentioned in any tour book.  Put your shoes and camera into the locker, but have your ticket and indoor glasses in hand BEFORE you shovel in your money and lock it up.

(By the way, I later realized that the rude behavior of the Thai worker wasn’t really rude at all.  At the time, I was unaware that I had come late for the last tour of the day.  She was really trying to HELP me – she was simply doing her best to hurry me up so that I wouldn’t miss the tour.  Unfortunately, her English skills weren’t sufficient to do that politely.)

Anyways, here’s Vimanmek Palace:

Vimanmek Palace in Dusit Park. Bangkok, Thailand.

A few more points.  There used to be a traditional Thai dance demonstration beside Vimanmek Palace, but that’s now been discontinued.  The Grand Palace and Dusit Park each require about 4 hours, at least if you’re a photography buff.  If you are, then leave your tripod in your hotel room, as you aren’t allowed to use it anywhere on the grounds of either place.

Finally, wear long pants.  If you wear shorts, you’ll be given a sarong to cover up with while indoors.  As for women, they shouldn’t try to get away with wearing capri pants, because they’ll STILL be issued a sarong and they’ll wind up being TWICE as hot as ladies with slacks.


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Compelling Explanations

You’re the embattled prime minister of a country.  The Supreme Court has just agreed to begin proceedings to find out if there are grounds for your impeachment*.  It’s only natural that people are going to ask you about your predicament.

[Yesterday, Thai Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra] told a group of visiting National Defence College students why he was suffering a downturn.

OK, this is gonna be good.  Surely he’s gonna come clean and say that it was an unethical conflict of interest when he changed the nation’s laws, allowing him to sell his company’s shares at a greater profit?  Right?

Let’s listen:

"They say Saturn has moved into the house of Cancer.  My stars are the Moon, Mercury and the Sun, but they are foreshadowed by Saturn, causing a bad impact.  The Moon signifies charm, the Sun stature and power.  Since they are foreshadowed by Saturn, all have decreased."

I swear to God I’m not making this stuff up.  It’s a damn shame that there’s no link to the Feb 15/06 story, "Stars not on his side," from The Nation.

My greatest fear is not that web surfers won’t believe me, but that hordes of militant astrologists might go on a rampage if I heap scorn upon the sacred beliefs of Prime Minister Moonbeam.


UPDATE (Feb 16/06):  These things must work fast in Thailand.  CNN International just today announced that the Thai Supreme Court rejected the bid for Thaksin’s removal.

UPDATE (Mar 22/06):  Thaksin recently fired his personal astrologer, after the fortune teller told him that the stars were "not in his favor and he should step down."

Yesterday, a religious shrine was attacked by a mentally ill man, and the astrologer had this to say:

"This is a very unlucky omen, especially since the perpetrator was crazy and was killed after committing the sacrilege…This is a sign that if the prime minister doesn’t resign the country must sacrifice blood."

Don’t you hate it when the stars turn against you like that?