Category: Western Culture

Canadian Prime Minister Kodos Suffers Eyebrow Malfunction

No, this has got to be an internet hoax:

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau suffering eyebrow malfunction. (Dark eyebrow appears to be falling off.)

Maybe, but that video sure looks & sounds like Canada’s Justin Trudeau:



And CNN’s video verifies it.

I understand that Mr. Trudeau used to work as a small theater actor, but maybe G7 meetings aren’t the best time to pinch pennies with bargain-basement spirit gum.



 



The greatest tragedy here is that I can’t find Norm Macdonald’s SNL performance as Burt Reynolds, where his fake mustache starts falling off & Norm blows at it to keep the thing off his lip.

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That Mark Hamill’s A Savage



Will A Future Film By White Slaver Disney Depict Lando Getting Butt-Fucked By An Ugnaught?

You know, Disney turned into a hardcore slash studio so gradually, I didn't even notice.

Lando Calrissian is pansexual now, haven't you heard?

 

GEORGE LUCAS (1980): If I had to describe Lando, I'd say he's this very charismatic smooth-talking con man. He's a flatterer skilled in using the spoken word to disarm people to get what he wants. Absolutely irresistable to the ladies.

His weakness is that sometimes he takes it too far, and provokes suspicion.

 

WHITE SLAVER DISNEY CORP (2018): Sure, Pando Calrissian likes the ladies, but he also likes to charm Han Solo into giving him blowjobs in the cantina toilets. LOL!

Anakin Skywalker with lightsaber ready to kill children in Jedi Temple (from 'Revenge of the Sith')

UPDATE (May 29, 2018): Forgot I had a copy of Star Wars: The Annotated Screenplays at home. Lando's original character description among the script writers (p. 196):

"Lando was discussed as 'a new Han Solo character.' He is described as a slick, riverboat gambler dude. Unlike Han Solo, this guy should be elegant, sort of like James Bond. There were discussions about getting this new character a sidekick, a girl or female alien or a matched set of girls…possibly something odd and outrageous. This man should be charming so it will not occur to the audience that he would betray Han and Leia. "

Nothing there about him sticking his dick into the Millenium Falcon's hyperdrive motivator.

UPDATE #2: There was also some discussion that Lando could be a very rich businessman, with connections to the highest echelons of the Imperial elite. So that he'd be someone that even Darth Vader would be reluctant to tangle with.

UPDATE #3: Also some discussion that Lando could have been one of the last remaining clones from the Clone Wars.

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Marvel Comics Writer Mark Waid Blacklists Fellow Comics Pro For Ideological Reasons

“Hello, this is Mark Waid from Marvel Comics. Yes, THE Mark Waid. Youse guys better back out from publishing this guy’s graphic novel, or I’ll use my industry muscle to bankrupt your small publishing company. Because I don’t like his politics, that’s why. So just do as you’re told, or I’ll ruin you.”

“Oh, and have a nice day.”

Sounds like a potential fair trade violation. Did Marvel give Mark Waid their blessing in this blatant effort to stifle the competition and protect their near-monopoly?

Mark Waid of Marvel Comics: Make mine McCarthyism

Peter Parker: 'With great power comes great responsibility.' Mark Waid: 'With great power comes great license to indulge in illegal anti-competitive trade practices.'

Refusal to deal. Under certain circumstances, it’s a criminal offense.

UPDATE (May 18, 2018): A lawyer looks at the claims involved, and doesn’t see a criminal case.

Instead, he sees a pretty solid case for a civil case of “tortious interference” (interference with a contract).

He’s clearly astonished at the volume of evidence Mark Waid left behind on social media for all to see. Favorite quote:

“[Mark Waid,] if I were your lawyer, I would slap you when you walked in the door. And then I would bill you for it.”

UPDATE (May 31, 2018): Mark Waid, misogynist:

Mark Waid, misogynist. Alison Tieman: I'm the woman #CalgaryExpo kicked out. Do you support women in comics or only who submit to your views of women? Mark Waid: That's a very cynical, snarky-ass way of asking and you know it. Try again?

Mark Waid, misogynist. Alison Tieman: Sorry for being uppity. Do you support women in comics that don't agree with your views on women? I forgot my place for a moment. But thankfully, I had #MarkWaid to remind me.

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“Boy, Americans Sure Do Suck,” Said Very Likeable Woman Who Was Inexplicably Not Elected President

Yes, that’s it. The American people just weren’t good enough for you, Hillary.

Hillary Clinton wearing sombrero, captioned: Mexican Word Of The Day: Nacho. Still Nacho President!

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I Have Had It With These Motherf***ing Bitcoin Miners On This Motherf***ing Plane!

“We Elected A President, Not A Pope.”
— Barbra Streisand (1998)


1998 Playmate of the Year Karen McDougal, posing nude on beach













My reaction:

No sympathy for anyone involved.

Melania knew what she was getting into. The American electorate knew what they were getting into – if America wanted a morally-upstanding Republican, Mitt Romney would’ve been halfway through his second term by now.

And the press? Too clever by half, the press gave Trump coverage for ratings during the primaries, and propped him up thinking he’d be a pushover for Hillary in the general.

So sit back and enjoy the show.

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True Comedy Professionals Always Do This While Making “Honk, Honk” Noises

This is what a feminist looks like:

Al Franken groping female soldier's breasts while she sleeps.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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