Actually, The Leader Of The Free World WAS At The Paris March

One can plainly see, he’s flanked on the left by Nicolas Sarkozy and Ibrahim Keita…and on the right by Angela Merkel and Mahmoud Abbas.

Paris march to honor free speech martyrs of the Charlie Hebdo massacre. From left to right: Nicolas Sarkozy, Malian President Ibrahim Keita, French President Francois Hollande, German Chancellor Angela Merkel and Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas.

(Image from Rediff.com)

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Obama Administration AWOL At Paris Charlie Hebdo March

Forty heads of state showed up to pay respects to the 12 13 17 murdered free speech martyrs, and Obama couldn't even send ONE cabinet member?

A middle finger emerges from the blood-soaked pages of the Charlie Hebdo magazine.

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That Time “prophet” Mohammed Robbed The Cradle

If pedophiles have sex with children, and "prophet" Mohammed married a 9 year-old, what does that make Mohammed?

From hadith Sahih Muslim, Book 008, Number 3311:

'A'isha (Allah be pleased with her) reported that Allah's Apostle (may peace be upon him) married her when she was seven years old, and she was taken to his house as a bride when she was nine, and her dolls were with her; and when he (the Holy Prophet) died she was eighteen years old. [emphasis added]

Paints a pretty picture doesn't it? Fifty year-old self-proclaimed "prophet" Mohammed engages in sexual intercourse with a prepubescent girl – after which she goes off to play with her dollies.

The "prophet" Mohammed: the bestest, most holiest man that ever existed in the Muslim world.

The 'prophet' Mohammed lusting over 9 year-old Aisha

Not the blasphemy Islam needs, but the blasphemy Islam deserves.

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APB: All Units, Be On The Lookout For Terrorist Whore Hayat Boumeddiene

She's considered armed…and bangable.

Photo of terrorist Hayat Boumeddiene. She's a fairly pretty brunette (without makeup) and has dead, terrorist eyes.

Fortunately, the French government had the good sense to ban burkas and other face coverings years ago, so the filthy little cunt won't escape that way.

UPDATE: In the days since, we've learned that Hayat Boumeddiene set up logistics & coordinated the massacre, but fled to Syria before the actual attacks.

Word is, she's got a hot date with a Hellfire missile…

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Islamofascists Really DO Hate Us For Our Freedoms

Members of the Religion of Peace™ murder 12 people over cartoons mocking the self-proclaimed "prophet" Mohammed.

Hey Moe! What's that in your turban?

Mohammed with a bomb head from the Jyllands Posten newspaper.

Predictably, Joe Hung of Taiwan's China Post was less than sympathetic to victims of this latest Islamic enormity:

Satire: The China Post's Joe Hung explains why Muslims were justified in murdering 12 people at Charlie Hebdo over cartoons: 'I'm Joe Hung, and approve of this terrorist massacre'. He went on to explain, 'Freedom of speech does not allow willful, abominable, hideous blasphemy.' - Joe Hung, 'Blasphemy against the prophet.' September 17, 2012.

Whoa, Joe – you forgot to capitalize the "p" in "prophet" in your column title. That makes YOU guilty of willful, abominable and hideous blasphemy.

By your own reasoning, you (and the entire China Post staff) are now fair game for murderous Muslim fanatics everywhere.

No need to thank me for pointing that out for ya, though. Sleep well.

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