Chinese Communists Want Westerners To Be REALLY Excited About PRC’s Latest 5-Year Plan

"And finally, it's got to have a good beat so waiguoren can dance to it if they want to."
— Xi Xinping, on requirements for China's latest propaganda video

Communist Party Informant Huang An Begs Mobster For Protection After Ratting Out 16-Year-Old Girl

Young Taiwanese songstress waves Republic of China flag; washed-up elderly Taiwanese musician dutifully reports her to his Beijing masters.

And an old-fashioned blacklisting followed:

Accusations that the Taiwanese member of the South Korean pop group TWICE, Chou Tzu-yu (周子瑜), was a “pro-Taiwanese independence” activist has caused China’s Huawei Technologies Co (華為) to demand LG Uplus drop Chou from endorsing its Y6 chain of cellphones.

Hey, remember that "1992 Consensus" — the one which allows that there's only one China, but China & Taiwan are both free to define that One China however they wish?

You didn't really believe that fairy-tale bullshit now, did you?

If you were stupid enough to believe it, just picture poor little 16-year-old Chou Tzu-yu, who in her innocence, thought it was OK to define One China as Taiwan, and wave her country's flag.

Let us return to learn a little more about Huang An, shall we?

Huang, despite being Taiwanese by birth, began developing his career in China in the late 1990s. Huang has made a name for himself in recent years by informing the Chinese government and netizens about what he regards as pro-Taiwanese independence individuals and their activities. [emphasis added]

Bravo, Huang An. It's not everyone who can boast of possessing Taiwan's most punchable face:

Chinese Communist Party quisling Huang An on telephone

(Backpfeifengesicht Huang An, hard at work naming names to Communist China's secret police. Ka-ching!)

Once Huang's treachery became known, he immediately ran under the skirts of "former" Taiwanese mob boss Chang An-le.

Because, you know: punchable face.

Meanwhile, Huang has returned to Taiwan ahead of the Lunar New Year holiday and is said to be fearing for his safety [from angry Taiwanese]. Huang has reportedly written to former Bamboo Union (竹聯幫) gang leader Chang An-le (張安樂), known as “the White Wolf,” asking for protection.

There is a story – probably apocryphal – which says that some years after sentencing Socrates to death, the citizens of Athens repented of their decision. Unable to restore life to the old man after the fact, they did the next best thing: they shunned one of his prosecutors.

This was more severe than it sounds, for it went beyond mere social disapprobation. As part of this informal punishment, they refused to have anything to do with him — not even buying or selling or engaging in the simplest of commerce.

Under these conditions, the prosecutor of Socrates was unable to procure so much as a crust of bread to sate his hunger, and is said to have starved to death within a week.

Just throwin' that out there…


UPDATE: A stunned and pallid Chou Tzu-yu bows and apologizes, lifelessly reading a scripted self-criticism straight out of the Mao Tse-tung era.

It's like watching an ISIS captive ritually denouncing his home country at gunpoint. About the only thing missing is her eyelids blinking out in Morse code:

T-H-E-Y
H-A-V-E
M-Y
F-A-M-I-L-Y

Of course, I don't know Morse code, so maybe I missed it.


UPDATE #2: Huang An represents Chinese nationalism at its finest.

Call me crazy, but I don't think the Communist Party's brutal decision to demand this the day before Taiwan's presidential election is going to win the CCP's preferred candidate Eric Chu (KMT) any votes.

This is the "friendly" cross-Strait relations the KMT has been bragging about?


UPDATE #3: Like many other snakes, Huang An has a detachable lower jaw. In this photo, the ophidian Huang illustrates the girth of the Chinese Communist phalluses he routinely fellates.

Huang An sucks Chinese Communist cock.


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ISIS Issues Islamic Decree For Extermination Of Mentally-Disabled Children

Looking forward to seeing how Joe Hung of Taiwan’s China Post puts an erudite gloss on this latest of ISIS’s Nazi-like enormities.


UPDATE: Comrade Historian puts his own words into the mouths of Asian governments:

China and many other nations of Asia hope the [United States’ next president] can shift back to the Middle East again to contain the newly formed caliphate by peaceful means rather than force of arms. [Emphasis added]

Laughable, given that China is quick to resort to brutal violence against Muslim terrorism in Xinjiang, and that China has vowed to “resolutely strike” ISIS terrorists who murdered a Chinese citizen.

Joe Hung: Muslim terrorists should be treated very, very gently. (Unlike Taiwanese students, who must be beaten with billy clubs till their bones break!)


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Now If That Doesn’t Change Trump’s Mind About Muslim Immigration, I Don’t Know What Will

Guess there's something to be said about Obama's Vulcan shtick.


UPDATE (December 11, 2015):

 

Because Lowly Infidels Must Always Pay Obeisance To Members Of The Master Faith™

Al Jazeera employee Hashem Said lays down Sharia Law to all you dirty kuffar out there: it's haram to show the face of murderous Muslim cunt Tashfeen Malik:






Little did Said know at the time, but Malik's family may indeed be on trial. For it strains credibility to claim that mama Farook and the rest of their clan were unaware of Syed's bomb lab and 12 pipe bombs, while there are also questions about mama Farook's membership in an Islamic caliphate society.

A day after these tweets, the Farook family recognized their legal vulnerability and wisely lawyered up.

We don't care about appeasing the dictates of your dirty terrorist culture, Said.

YOU adapt.

Tashfeen Malik: Muslim terrorist who, along with her husband, Syed Rizwan Farook, slaughtered 14 people during the December 2, 2015 terrorist attack in San Bernardino.


UPDATE (December 9, 2015): Don't look now, but papa Farook was placed on terror watch list two days ago.

UPDATE #2: Mama Farook lands on terror watch list a day later.


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Yo Obama, kinda hard to talk about “keeping people safe” when your Muslim peeps are shooting up America

Really glad I waited a day or two before commenting on the San Bernardino massacre. Unlike some other folks…

Oops!

BTW, there are new claims that Obama's peeps (the San Bernardino terrorists) received $28,500 prior to their Christmas party massacre.

Which if true, puts a high-powered assault rifle bullet through the whole "Lone-Wolves" theory.


UPDATE (December 9, 2015): Syed Farook's received $28,500 not from overseas, but from an online lender.

Regardless, the care he took to remove or destroy evidence of his electronic trail suggests he was attempting to hide his contacts from authorities.

UPDATE (December 16, 2015): How the Obama administration shitcanned investigations into American Muslim terrorist groups.

America’s Worst Mothers: Tashfeen Malik & Linda Stasi

On the one hand, Tashfeen Malik slaughtered 7 civilians and wounded 10, leaving her 6 month-old daughter an orphan.

While on the other hand, Linda Stasi of the NY Daily News slimes victims of terror by likening them to their murderers.

I shit you not:


Say, is this a game anybody can play?

Tashfeen Malik (Muslim terrorist) and Linda Stasi (bottom-feeding Daily News columnist): Linda Stasi is JUST AS BAD a mother as Tashfeen Malik.

Apparently so. Where's child protective services when ya need 'em?


UPDATE:

 

Recall that Linda Stasi argued there were only THIRTEEN innocent victims.

UPDATE #2: Opportunistic reptile Linda Stasi once sued New York City for $2 million after she tripped over a police barricade.

Call me crazy, but perhaps she shouldn't have stepped over that barricade in the first place. Linda, maybe you should try that next time.

Her lawsuit claims:

Stasi's injuries, the complaint says, left her "severely injured and damaged, rendered sick, sore, lame and disabled." Additionally she suffered "severe nervous shock and mental anguish, great physical pain and emotional upset."

She was also unable to malign massacre victims for several days afterwards.

UPDATE #3: The Foreigner isn't a gun guy, and is receptive to reasonable gun control measures. But I get where Schlichter's coming from:

UPDATE (December 7, 2015): Linda Stasi's record of blaming the victims of Muslim terrorism.

UPDATE (December 10, 2015): That time Donald Trump joined Linda Stasi in blaming the victims of Muslim terror:


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The Department Of Homeland Security. Fire. Them. All.

Re: That Muslim terrorist cunt from the San Bernardino massacre

Heckuva job, DHS!

For [Tashfeen Malik's] visa application [to live in the United States], the address she listed in her Pakistani hometown, ABC News discovered today, does not exist. [Emphasis added]

Barack Hussein Obama on the December 2, 2015 Islamofascist terrorist attack on San Bernardino: 'I offered my thoughts-and-prayers. What more do you want from me?'


UPDATE: What if Barack Obama's Department of Homeland Security is actually trying to murder Americans instead of protect them?

[Tashfeen] Malik, 27, belonged to an educated, politically influential family from Karor Lal Esan in Layyah district. Malik Ahmad Ali Aulakh, one of her father’s cousins, was a provincial minister from 2008-13.

Residents said the Aulakh family is known to have connections to militant Islam.

As they like to say at Obama's Department of Homeland Security, nobody who lies about their address and has connections to militant Islam could be a bad person!

UPDATE (December 6, 2015): All is well, remain calm, everything is under control:

At least 72 employees at the Department of Homeland Security are listed on the U.S. terrorist watch list, according to a Democratic lawmaker.

UPDATE #3: Obama's FBI is really on the ball, too.

UPDATE #4:

UPDATE (December 7, 2015):


UPDATE (December 9, 2015): The original title of this post was, Time For Public Hangings At The Department Of Homeland Security.

Musta been really tired and angry.

Public hangings? Oh my, really?

Not gonna apologize for being angry, but that was a bit over the top and inflammatory.

For the record, there will be NO public hangings over these lethal fuckups at Obama's Department of Homeland Security.

(Nor, one suspects, will there be so much as a single private reprimand, either…)


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UPDATE (December 16, 2015):


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