Slanderous Remarks

I don’t know Robin Winkler.  Oh, I know that he’s a bit unusual (not many foreigners work for Taiwan’s EPA, nor any other part of Taiwan’s government, for that matter).  But besides that, I wouldn’t know him from Adam.

I also don’t know if what he said recently was true, that the EPA here is too cozy with business, and that the EPA regards members of his committee as "enemies".

But I do know that the EPA is over-reacting to what he said:

The administration said that Winkler’s comment was untrue and damaged its reputation. It vowed to seek legal action if Winkler did not clarify [ie: apologize for] his statement.

This is a relatively inconsequential story, ’bout a guy belonging to a government bureaucracy, criticizing that bureaucracy.  Could be he’s right on the money; could be he’s full of beans.  The response however – threats of libel or slander suits – is a perfect illustration of one of the greatest internal threats to democracy facing Taiwan.  There can be no progress without criticism of the way things currently are, and there can be no criticism without people who are willing to step forward and do the criticizin’.  Toss around a few multi-million NT dollar libel suits, and most people will learn to keep just as silent as if they’d been tossed into a political prison on Green Island.

Heck, in a face-based society like Taiwan, even the prospect of a one-NT-dollar-fine-and-print-an-apology-in-ten-major-newspapers type-punishment could have a major chilling effect on free speech because of the humiliation involved.  Add to this the possibility of future partisan control over the judiciary, and political parties here might one day find themselves locked out of debate as they currently are in Singapore.

To paraphrase Ludwig von Mises, if the Taiwanese want to hold onto their democracy, they must resist the temptation to call the police every time they hear something they find objectionable.

I Did Not Know That

From Tuesday’s editorial in Taiwan’s China Post:

Chiang Kai-Shek fought for democracy.

Ah.  Just for the record, Chiang was re-elected president of the Republic of China (Taiwan) by the National Assembly in 1954, 1960, 1966 and 1972.

So…exactly who were his opponents in these elections?  What independent political parties did they belong to?  Were the people of Taiwan ever consulted on these votes?  And what was the fate of unfriendly media figures during these election cycles?

If there are serious answers to those questions, then I’ll admit Chiang fought for democracy.  Otherwise, I’ll keep in mind the example of Julius Caesar, who claimed to be savior of the republic, yet quickly accepted the post of dictator-for-life.

Here’s something else I didn’t know:

Chiang was supreme commander of the victorious Allied forces during WWII.

Critics and supporters alike can all agree that Chiang’s conception and execution of Operation Overlord was masterful.  Simply masterful.

What An Excellent Day For An Exorcism

From last Friday’s China Post:

Four clergymen were ordered yesterday by the Taoyuan District Court to face a detention of 30 to 40 days for injuring a woman during an attempted "spiritual healing" of her.

The priests allegedly used bed linens to bind the woman when trying to exorcise evil spirits from her, following the same practices as seen in the movie "The Exorcist."

[…]

Taoyuan District Court ruled to have the priests detained…on the grounds that exorcising evil spirits does not require such violent practices.

Uhhh, am I correct in understanding that the Taiwanese court just claimed to have expertise in the field of demonic possession?

Your honor, we find the defendant’s soul is legally the property of Marge Simpson, and not of, the devil.

Turns out the woman was suspected of being taken over not because her head was spinning ’round, nor because she was speaking in tongues while spewing pea soup all over, but because she was a square peg:

The four clergymen were invited to expel evil from the woman by her younger sister, who thought something must be wrong with the woman, as she liked to stay home alone. [emphasis added]

My handy copy of mad Arab Abdul Alhazred’s Necronomicon (as always, the final authority on such matters) says absolutely nothing about introversion being a sign of possession by malevolent spiritual beings. 

Putting mayonnaise on perfectly-good LOBSTER, on the other hand…

Kadhafi

Today’s Taiwan News had a few paragraphs about him:

The veteran leader appeared before journalists and television cameras late on Monday, taking aim at "Arab intelligence agencies" for spreading the rumors [about him being in a coma from a cerebral blood clot] and threatening to sue a news agency which carried the report.

Blaming Arab intelligence agencies.  Hmmm.  Regarding that, I recently ran into this from p 221-222 of Georgie Anne Geyer’s Buying the Night Flight:

I would like to say that I found Qaddafi interesting, but in truth I did not.  I would like to say I found him handsome, but in truth I did not.  His pictures flatter him…His eyes were the eyes of the Baptist preachers of my youth who did not believe in going to the movies or to dances…They were tight, fanatic eyes.

He had just nationalized some oil firms and we got the exclusive story that he was going to nationalize more.  But the only interesting thing came, again, when I could think of no more questions and asked him another "nothing" question.  "How do you see Libya’s place in the world?"

His tight eyes tightened still more, until they were virtually cold slits.  "We are in a jungle surrounded by howling wolves," he whispered heavily.

"Howling wolves?"  I repeated, startled.  "Do you mean the European countries?"

"No," he said.  "I mean the Arab countries."

David Frum On Taiwan & Other Links

Apparently David Frum of the American Enterprise Institute was in Taiwan recently, and he wrote a few pieces about La Isla Formosa.  Haven’t had much time to follow the ‘net over the past few weeks (belated congratulations on blog post #2000, Michael!), so apologies to anyone who has already posted these links.

Frum gives a good summary of China’s behavior towards Taiwan here.

Even better is his second piece (though it’s a bit deceptively-titled).  He certainly grasps that left-right labels aren’t really applicable to Taiwanese politics:

The "left-wing" DPP has proposed to purchase American warships, surveillance craft and interceptor missiles. It presses the U.S. to engage in joint training exercises with Taiwanese forces, to allow U.S. naval vessels to call at Taiwan ports and to change current policy so as to allow serving generals and admirals to visit Taiwan.

The "right-wing" KMT prefers detente. It has used its majority in Taiwan’s parliament to stall the DPP’s arms purchases. It advocates closer contacts with China even if China refuses to recognize Taiwan. Some of its members voice rising doubts about the relevance of the U.S.-Taiwan alliance. Leading KMT members have travelled to Beijing to hold party-to-part talks with leading
Chinese Communists.

(My favorite moment a few years back was when "left-wing" Vice-President Annette Lu channeled Ronald Reagan, calling China "an empire of evil".  A statement which the "right-wing" KMT hastened to denounce as "China-bashing".)

He closes this one with a concern many of us here have had for a long time:

One hears persistent rumors in Taiwan that the Chinese Communists pressure Taiwan businessmen with interests on the mainland to make campaign donations to their ancient enemies in the KMT. China ranks among the most corrupt countries on Earth. Young democracies are vulnerable to external corruption.

I travelled to Taiwan worried that the Chinese might try to invade the island. I returned worrying that China will try to buy it.

Over at his blog with the National Review, he gives a book review of Minxin Pei’s China’s Trapped Transition:  The Limits of Developmental Autocracy.  One highlight:

* The Chinese Communist party’s grip on power is tightening, not loosening. While 60% of entrepreneurs who launched businesses in the 1980s were workers, peasants, or other ordinary people, by 2002, two-thirds of China’s business owners were former government officials, party cadres, or executives of state-owned enterprises. This is not a case of successful businessmen opportunistically joining the ruling party. Rather, it seems that the ruling party is opportunistically seizing successful businesses.

[…]

Pei argues that these disturbing trends represent something more than growing pains. He argues that they inhere in the path the Chinese Communist Party chose for the country it rules.

The great problem facing any state is how to control the actions of its agents. In a democracy, we rely on a free press to alert us to abuses by the government and competitive elections to correct them. Mao Tse-Tung’s version of communism relied on capricious and all-enveloping terror. But when the Chinese reformers semi-opened their economy, while sedulously denying political freedom, they loosened their control of their agents – while creating lucrative new incentives for their agents to siphon wealth away for themselves.

A vicious cycle has been unleashed. The richer China grows, the more reluctant the ruling elite becomes to surrender power, because power has become so much more valuable. But the refusal to loosen the grip on power undermines China’s wealth, by creating unchecked incentives to the state’s agents to prey upon wealth creation.  [emphasis added]

Elsewhere, George Will points out that James Mann has something similar to say in The China Fantasy:  How Our Leaders Explain Away Chinese Repression:

[Mann’s] most disturbing thesis is that "the newly enriched, Starbucks-sipping, apartment-buying, car-driving denizens" of the large cities that American visitors to China see will be not the vanguard of democracy but the opposition to it. There may be 300 million such denizens, but there are 1 billion mostly rural and very poor Chinese. Will the minority prospering economically under a Leninist regime think majority rule is in their interest?

Maybe this is piling on, but Guy Sorman says much the same:

Still, hasn’t [economic] growth [in China] created an independent middle class that will push for, and eventually obtain, greater political freedom? Many in the West think so, looking to the South Korean example, but [dissident economist] Mao Yushi isn’t convinced. What exists in China, he argues, is a class of “parvenus,” newcomers whose purchasing power depends on their proximity to the Party rather than their education or entrepreneurial achievements. Except for a handful of genuine businessmen, the parvenus work in the military, public administration, or state enterprises, or for firms ostensibly private but, in fact, owned by the Party. The Party picks up the tab for almost all their imported luxury cars, two-thirds of their mobile phones, and three-quarters of their restaurant bills, as well as their call girls, their “study” trips abroad, and their lavish spending at Las Vegas casinos. And it can withdraw these advantages at any time.

In March, the Chinese government announced, to much fanfare in the Western press, that it would begin to introduce individual property rights. We should understand that this “reform” will benefit only the parvenus, not the peasants, whose tilled land will still belong to the state. But the parvenus will now be able to transmit to their children what they have acquired thanks to their Party connections—one more reason that they will be unlikely to push for the democratization of the regime that secures their status.

Speaking of democratization, Sorman gives us an idea of just how much democracy Taiwan can expect to retain should the KMT’s dream of reunification ever be implemented:

…like everybody else, the Chinese love to watch TV, despite pervasive censorship and the propaganda broadcast on it in China. One of their favorite shows is a local version of the U.S. hit American Idol called Super Girl, broadcast by a Hunan satellite channel and produced by a private firm. In 2005, the winner of this amateur singing contest was Miss Li, a lanky 20-year-old with a punk hairdo, sporting jeans and a black T-shirt—a fashion inspired by South Korean pop bands. Miss Li won democratically with nearly 4 million votes, text-messaged by viewers using their cell phones from home. Over 400 million Chinese viewers—more than the combined populations of the United States and England—watched the finale.

An unexceptional story—except that it happened in China, and the Communist Party, taken by surprise, condemned Miss Li for not singing in Chinese but in English and Spanish and for wearing clothes that didn’t conform to the anodyne official dress code laid down by the national television station. A columnist in China Daily, the Party’s mouthpiece, interpreted her victory as a popular uprising against the established order, concluding that “Miss Li has been elected but the people have made a bad choice. This is what happens when people are unprepared for democracy.”  [emphasis added]

IC Chips For ARCs

If you’re a foreigner in Taiwan, you probably have a Alien Residence Certificate (ARC).  This card allows foreigners to live here, and is about the size of a driver’s license (complete with photo and personal information).  Anyways, Friday’s China Post revealed that new ARCs will be embedded with integrated circuit (IC) chips as an anti-terrorism measure.

I, for one, am just hoping that these ICs aren’t as flaky as the ones currently embedded in Taiwanese bank cards.  Because I have had four (count ’em: 4) ATM cards crap out on me here within the last four months.  Three in December ’06, and one in April ’07.  PIN numbers reset from 7-digit phone numbers WELL-KNOWN TO ME, to Lord-knows-what.

Given that record of dependability, I suspect it’s only a matter of time before I’m apprehended by immigration officials at Taiwan-Taoyuan International Airport.  As Mohammed Abu-Foreini of Khandahar.

Taiwanese Premier’s Resignation

Chinese Nationalist Party (KMT) presidential candidate Ma Ying-jeou’s reaction:

"[When the new premier takes the position] there will have been six premiers in seven years. This is not only harmful to our political stability, but also harms policy continuity," he said.

Yeah, six premiers in seven years DOESN’T sound very stable.  But I’m sure I’m not the only one who recalls that the KMT spent much of 2006 threatening to call votes in the legislature in order to topple premier after premier in 2006, 2007 and 2008.

Following through would have left Taiwan with a whole lot more than SIX ex-premiers.  So it’s a bit gratifying then, to hear the former KMT chairman implicitly admit that his party plays a destabilizing role in Taiwanese politics.


UPDATE (May 15/07):  So concerned with Taiwan’s political stability and continuity is Ma that a day later he expressed his willingness to look at proposals to hold a non-confidence vote in the legislature to oust the current Cabinet:

"The overthrow of [the] Cabinet isn’t a thing that shouldn’t be discussed," declared Ma, while on a bicycling campaign tour of south Taiwan.

Won’t Get Fooled Again

Taiwan’s China Post came out a few weeks ago against a referendum on Taiwan attempting to join the U.N. under the name, "Taiwan," saying the question is superfluous:

…everyone [in Taiwan] wants Taiwan to rejoin the United Nations, from which the representative of Chiang Kai-shek was ousted in 1971.  As far as the United Nations is concerned, the question of Chinese representation has long been settled.  In fact, the world body formally acknowledges Taiwan as a province of the People’s Republic of China.  As a result, if we want to accede to the United Nations, we have no alternative but to apply as Taiwan, which should be accepted by the world organization as an independent, sovereign state rather than a province of China. The people should not be asked to vote on an issue of whether their country should or shouldn’t try to acquire U.N. membership as ‘Taiwan.’ The answer is there before the question is asked.  [Emphasis added]

When the China Post says "everyone" here wants to join the U.N. as "Taiwan", the casual reader is liable to think that they include themselves in that number.  But if that were true, how can one explain their near-apoplectic response to the Chen administration’s efforts to add "Taiwan" to the names of state-owned enterprises?

In other words, how can the paper tell us with a straight face that they want to enter the U.N. under the name ‘Taiwan’, when only one or two months ago it was bitterly opposed to the creation of a Taiwan Postal Service?

The truth of the matter is that the China Post doesn’t want Taiwan to ever join the U.N. as ‘Taiwan’.  That would smack too much of independence for their Greater China sensibilities.  But rather than be men about that and admit it, they’d rather disingenuously claim that the result would be a foregone conclusion, and then call for a boycott of the referendum. That way, if enough of the electorate fails to vote, the initiative will go down in flames. Which is what they wanted all along.

Just remember that foregone conclusion the China Post talks about now. Because if the referendum fails,  the paper will do a pirouette and claim without embarrassment that it failed not because of the boycott they themselves called for, but because the "people" never wanted to join the U.N. as ‘Taiwan’ in the first place.

That’s the little game the China Post and Taiwan’s Chinese Nationalist Party (KMT) played during the 2004 referendum.  It worked once, so why SHOULDN’T they try again?

Confucianism Making Comeback In China

Geez, this sounds like some kinda Chinese madrassa:

"The teachings of Confucius are the first thing we begin teaching the children," said Feng Zhe, director of the Confucian School, which opened six months ago. "Each child should recite the Confucian texts 1,000 times until their spirit is imprinted completely. This is a graduation requirement." [Emphasis added]

[…]

So far 46 students below the age of 14 have enrolled in the school which is based on learning through recitation.

I sure pity those kids.