Taiwan’s Trade With Denmark At All-Time High

The story’s from a few weeks ago.

Bilateral trade between Taiwan and Denmark
set a new record of US$907.8 million in 2006 thanks to the signing of
a double taxation avoidance treaty between the two countries in
August, 2005, according to Taiwan’s representative to the North
European country.

Those numbers, of course, could easily change – particularly if some Danish newpaper takes it upon itself to publish cartoons of the Prophet Chiang Kai-shek.  Peace Be Upon Him.

Was Chiang Kai-shek Really So Bad?

That was the question the China Post‘s Joe Hung posed in his column on Monday.  Let me begin by stating that it’s entirely fair for Hung to enumerate the beneficial things Chiang did for Taiwan (though at the same time, some of the things he lists are debatable, even refutable).*  And I certainly take his point that historians should endeavor to tell all the facts, not just cherry-pick the ones they happen to like.

But when he says that history isn’t judgment, I confess to being a bit baffled.**  Can we now expect the China Post will stop slamming President Chen Shui-bian’s record?  Because by definition, Chen’s record IS history, isn’t it?  And didn’t Dr. Huang just finish telling us that that’s something we’re not ALLOWED to judge?

By strange coincidence, I ran into a quote during my vacation arguing rather the opposite, by Yale Classics professor Donald Kagan:

Finally, I must explain and defend my use of what has been called "counterfactual history".  Some readers may be troubled by my practice of comparing what happened with what might have happened had individuals or groups of people made different decisions or taken different actions.  I believe that anyone who tries to write history rather than merely chronicle events must consider what might have happened; the only question is how explicitly he reveals what he is doing.  Historians interpret what they recount, which is to say they judge it.  They cannot say that an action was wise or foolish without also saying or implying that it was better or worse than some other action that might have been taken – that, after all, is "counter-factual history".  [emphasis added]  All true historians engage in the practice, with greater or less self-consciousness.  Thucydides, perhaps the greatest of historians, does this on many occasions, as when he makes a judgment of Pericles’ strategy in the Peloponnesian War:  "such abundant grounds had Pericles at the time for his forecast that Athens might quite easily have triumphed in this war over the Peloponnesians alone." (2.65.13; emphasis added [by Kagan])

I think there are important advantages in being so explicit.  A clear statement puts the reader on notice that the assertion in question is a judgment, an interpretation rather than a fact.  It also helps to avoid the excessive power of the fait accompli, making clear that what really occurred was not the inevitable outcome of superhuman forces or of equally determined and equally mysterious forces within the historical actors.  Instead, what happened was the result of decisions made by human beings acting in a world they [did] not fully control.  It suggests that both the decisions and their outcomes could well have been different.  I continue this practice in examining the life of Pericles.

– p xiii-xiv of Donald Kagan’s Pericles of Athens and the Birth of Democracy

I perhaps should have underlined Kagan’s claim that all true historians judge history, whether they’re conscious of it or not.  Because after making a point of admonishing his readers not to judge history, Hung goes on to do exactly that:

The fact, however, is that despite [the 2-28 Massacre and the White Terror], Chiang was a good autocrat…But for [Chiang’s] defense force and American intervention, Taiwan would have been a province of the People’s Republic of China before the end of 1950.

Now, I happen to agree it was A GOOD THING that Chiang helped prevent Taiwan from falling to the communists, but I also recognize that that sentiment is a JUDGMENT.  A judgment with which most Marxists, and more than a few leftists, are liable to disagree.

I’ll close with a story about a friend of mine, a semi-professional videographer.  Fellow went down to 2-28 Memorial Park with an interpreter on February 28th to conduct a few interviews with family members of 2-28 Massacre victims.  He’s hoping to do a documentary on 2-28 sometime, though he apparently has other projects on the front burner right now.  Anyways, instead of a FEW interviews, he was surprised to find that a long line of Taiwanese old-timers began to form, each wanting to tell the wai-guo-ren*** with the camera their story.

Their stories were depressingly similar.  "The KMT army came to my house one night and took my father away, and we never saw him again.  I just want to know the truth of what happened to him."  This my friend heard, over and over.

I wasn’t there, so I don’t know what questions my friend asked of the interviewees.  For that reason, I don’t know if it even occurred to him to ask them whether they thought Chiang Kai-shek was "all that bad".

I’ll venture to say though, that they would have scoffed at the notion that that’s something they shouldn’t be allowed to judge for themselves.


* Particularly amusing is Hung’s statement that Chiang’s KMT controlled runaway inflation.  While it is true that there was high inflation in Taiwan at the end of World War II, inflation increased – not decreased – during the first few years of KMT administration of the island.  The uprising that occurred on February 28, 1947 was in part a reaction against the KMT’s gross economic mismanagement, if not outright thievery.

It takes a bit of nerve for Dr. Hung to praise the KMT for controlling hyperinflation, when in fact it was something they were largely responsible for.

** It should be clear what Hung’s Georgetown professors were driving at.  It is indeed a tricky thing to judge those who have gone before us by our own moral standards.  The ancient Greeks and Romans lived in a different moral universe from our own, and I don’t see much use in spending a lot of time denouncing them for keeping slaves.  The question then, I think, is whether the KMT of Chiang’s time also dwelt in a different moral universe, or whether it was one which more closely resembled our own.

I would argue the latter.  I suspect that if one looked carefully enough, one could still find original records of slave sales in ancient Rome.  Why would anyone conceal such records, when they were a normal part of the world in which they lived?  Contrast that to the KMT’s behavior after 2-28; they concealed evidence, and even attempted to justify their conduct by inventing a cockamamie story about there being 100,000 Japanese troops hiding in the Taiwanese mountains waiting – waiting! – to join forces with the Taiwanese rebels. [note to self: find the link for this later]

100,000 Japanese troops hiding out in the Taiwanese mountains.  In 1947.  Riiight.

In the world of law, people who commit crimes sometimes try to plea criminal insanity.  "I didn’t know what I was doing – I didn’t know what I was doing was WRONG."  But such a plea is usually not taken very seriously if it can be proven that the suspect tried to lie or conceal evidence after the fact.

Maybe that’s because the act of hiding evidence is not usually associated with men who are innocent.

*** Mandarin for "foreigner"


UPDATE (Mar 27/07):  A good Johnny Neihu piece mostly devoted to this topic.  He expresses astonishment that Chiang could not have known what his subordinates were doing in Taiwan around the time of the 2/28 Massacre:

Unaware! Chiang was a control freak who distrusted his subordinates so deeply that he countermanded his generals mid-battle. At one point he held 82 government posts simultaneously, including chief of the government, army and party, plus — rather bizarrely, the presidencies of the Boy Scouts and National Glider Association. To believe that he could have been "unaware of conditions on Taiwan" is pushing it just a little.

I didn’t know that.  Though Neihu’s list DID jog my memory about something else – that Chiang’s army was based on Leninist lines, with each unit having both a military and a POLITICAL officer.  The job of the latter was to spy on the former, to make certain he was loyal.  If it looked like the military officer might be mutinous, the political officer was authorized to put a bullet in his head.

It’s therefore hard to imagine Chiang not being aware of the situation in Taiwan with all of those political officers floating around, each one of them regularly reporting back home.

The Umran Javed Defense

British Islamofascist Umran Javed was convicted of soliciting murder after he tried to convince a jury that his cries of, "Bomb, bomb Denmark!  Bomb, bomb U.S.A.!" during the Danish Mo-toon crisis were merely harmless slogans, and that he didn’t LITERALLY mean what he said.

Greg Gutfield has a bit of helpful advice:

In the future, radical fundamentalists (or Radfuns, for short) could avoid confusion by shouting, instead: "Bomb, bomb Denmark, Bomb, Bomb USA, in a purely figurative sense, of course!"  [Emphasis added]

Doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue, but sometimes ya gotta CYA.

(I believe video of Javed and his fellow Gandhi-wannabees can be found here.)

All this reminded me of a Dec 7/06 China Post editorial, which defended the right of members of the Taiwanese military to threaten the president of their country with death:

A drillmaster was recently arrested for participating in an anti-President Chen Shui-bian rally in September wearing his full dress uniform and for distributing a letter in which he stated the "army will turn their guns inwards" [on the president in the event of a war]…

A member of the MILITARY participated in a political rally?  I’d say that’s Strike #1.  Strike 2 would be doing it in full dress uniform.  And handing out literature saying that in wartime, the Taiwanese army would SIDE WITH COMMUNIST CHINA and kill the Taiwanese president?

Strike 3, you’re outta there.

But that’s just the way I see it.  The China Post however, invoked the Umran Javed Defense:

In our opinion, the remark "the army will turn their guns inwards" was meant mainly to remind the public of a danger and can hardly be interpretted as the incitement of a rebellion.

No wonder the capitulationist People First Party threatened to freeze the entire budget of the Ministry of National Defense for putting Tung in the brig.  Why, the way the paper put it, the man’s a HERO.

And if you disagree, you’re obviously some kind of fascist, or something:

What happened to Tung became a focus of attention because his arrest smacks of a return to martial law rule.

[…]

[It] reflects an attempt by the government to suppress the display of discontent by members of the Armed Forces.  The attempt is a violation of human rights and represents a slip back on the road to democracy.

Expect the China Post to do a major rethink on this issue if a KMT president is elected in ’08.  At that point, it’ll suddenly become VERY UNCOOL for the army to "turn its guns inward".


UPDATE (Jan 11/06):  Thanks go to Tim Maddog, for finding the link to the China Post editorial in question.  Truth be told, my biggest concern in writing this post was that readers unfamiliar with Taiwan might think I was distorting the Post‘s position, or even making the whole thing up.

The link has been added, so readers can decide for themselves.

Spies

I’m not going to prejudge the case, but the Taipei Times printed accusations on Saturday that the man slated to become the next Archbishop of Warsaw may have been a spy for the Polish communist secret police.

My reaction is to say, hell, that’s nothing, because the current KMT chairman of Taiwan is accused of informing on fellow students during the martial law era.  And Ma Ying-jeou isn’t slated to become archbishop – he’s frontrunner for the office of president of the freakin’ country.


UPDATE (Jan 9/07):  CNN International reported Sunday night that the candidate for archbishop withdrew after admitting his former collaboration with the communist secret police.  Monday’s China Post has more here.

All Aboard The Bush-Bashin’ Bandwagon

I’m not really interested in pointing out where I disagree with the China Post‘s Saturday editorial on George Bush, but I do think the source of the paper’s ire with the man has more to do with the administration’s Taiwan policy within the past six months than it does with Iraq.  Consider:

1)  The Bush administration finally lost patience with the KMT’s politically-motivated stonewalling of the special arms bill back in October, and let the Taiwanese public know it.  Exposing the KMT’s deliberate efforts to weaken the nation’s defense against Chinese aggression?  How dare Bush interfere in Taiwan’s internal politics like that!

2)  The Bush administration refused to call for Taiwan’s independence-minded president to step down in the face of corruption charges back in September.  Remember that outrage over Bush’s interference in Taiwan’s internal affairs?  Well, stop remembering.  Because when the KMT wills it, it’s Bush’s DUTY to interfere!

3)  The Bush administration okayed contingency-planning next month between the American and Japanese militaries regarding a possible attack on Taiwan by China.  Since the KMT dreams of an eventual capitulation to China, all this talk of helping Taiwan runs counter to all the doom-and-gloom propaganda they work so hard to demoralize the local population with.  "Retake the motherland" may have once been the KMT’s motto; now their English-language newspaper informs us, Taiwan’s "Better red than dead." *

4)  The Bush administration on Friday granted President Chen transit stops in LA and San Francisco for Chen’s upcoming trip to Central America.  No, no, no – that’ll never do.  Doesn’t Bush know that the KMT’s ideological enemies must always be snubbed with transit stop offers in far-off places like Alaska? 

"Bush Grants Chen January Transit Stop…In Alaska."  That’s the headline punchline the KMT was REALLY hoping for.

Two-seater aircraft labeled Taiwan is on fire and crashing, while the back seat KMT passenger is laughing. The DPP pilot tells him: Why are you laughing? We're all going down together! Taipei Times editorial regarding KMT reaction to Bush administration transit snub to Taiwanese president Chen Shui-bian.

(Cartoon from May 8/06 ed of the Taipei Times.)

In the final analysis, the China Post has decided if George Bush isn’t WITH the KMT, he must be AGAINST it.  And that’s the reason they’ve decided to hop onto the bandwagon.


* A KMT newspaper telling its readers, "Better red than dead?"  As Yogi Berra would say:  If Chiang Kai-shek were alive, he’d be spinning in his grave.


UPDATE (Jan 9/06):  One choice quote from the China Post’s Saturday editorial:

Saddam Hussein, the tyrant, dictator and despot, has suddenly become a martyr and hero in the Muslim world…

Really?  From the looks of this video, not ALL the Muslim world.  My favorite part is when the Saddam defender informs us that his brother was murdered by Saddam, but Saddam is still his idol.  Talk about licking the boot that kicks you.


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One Sin of Capitalism Karl Marx Obviously Missed

From the Australian:

Nepal’s hardline Maoist guerillas, on the brink of achieving effective government power in the Himalayan kingdom, have turned their attention to so-called "social pollutants" and denounced homosexuals as "a by-product of capitalism".

Looks like Nepalis have nothing to lose but their chains.  Well, that and their leather.

Hat tip to Jonah Goldberg.

Those Brightly-Packaged, Tinsel-Covered Chinese New Year Blues

The jingle bells are jingling
The streets are white with snow
The happy crowds are mingling
But there’s no one that I know.
I’m sure that you’ll forgive me
If I don’t enthuse –
I guess I’ve got the Christmas blues

-Dean Martin, The Christmas Blues

All three English papers printed roughly the same story yesterday regarding Taiwanese singles and holiday depression.  From the Taipei Times:

The festive season from Christmas until [Chinese] Lunar New Year is a time of year when single men and women sink into "the holiday blues," if the results of a study released yesterday by a singles group are to be believed.

Taiwanese singles get the blues at Christmas-time?  Chinese New Year, sure.  Nearly half-a-million turned up to the Western New Year’s celebrations in Taipei, so I can see that, too.  But Christmas-time?  No, sorry, I don’t buy it.  As an Aussie said to me recently, "Christmas is about as big here as the Dragon Boat Festival is in Perth."

But that’s just a quibble.  Just how DOES a Taiwanese know if he’s got the holiday blues?

Some of the "symptoms" respondents described included anxiety, temper flares, amnesia, an inability to focus, insomnia, fatigue, headaches, tightness in the chest, "feeling old" and bickering.

I suppose at this point we singles are supposed to commiserate and tell the world how tough we’ve got it.  But the truth is, we really don’t.  Because if you’re married, Chinese New Year is coming, and you’re going to have to cook and clean and prepare for a houseful of guests.

Reckon that’ll bring you just a LITTLE anxiety and fatigue.

On top of that, tradition says married folks have to visit their in-laws houses for Chinese New Year, too.  Perhaps you’re unaware of this, but in the entire history of Taiwan, not a single such visit has ever, EVER resulted in temper flares, headaches or bickering.  Perish the thought.

Oh yes, I forgot to mention the loud, all-night games of mah-jong.  That, I did.  Word has it insomnia occasionally ensues.  And not only for the unmarried.

But…Is It Art?

Usually I have no patience for the modern artiste who insists he’s creating Great Art.  Don’t know if anybody remembers the Meehan Streak cartoon that the Taipei Times used to run, but it used to have a running gag with two critics in a gallery: one slavishly worshipful, the other blithely contemptuous.

I’m not ashamed to say, that contemptuous guy is me.

Well, I may not know art, but I know what I like:

A US-based Taiwanese artist was questioned briefly by the FBI on Dec. 10 after he projected giant images of [the flag of Taiwan’s main independence party] and a Republic of China (ROC) flag on the side of China’s New York consulate and the UN’s headquarters.

Taiwanese independence flag projected onto the side of the UN building

Momma Bear to Poppa Bear, Momma Bear to Poppa Bear, we have a code 5-18 violation.  Repeat: we have a code 5-18 violation.  Yeah, that’s right.  Illegal display of Taiwanese regalia on UN premises.  I know, when will they ever learn?  What’s that, come again?  The Chinese ambassador is advising we not take any chances?  If we see the perp, shoot to kill?  But we’re not supposed to hit any "valuable transplantable organs"?

The Republic of China flag projected onto the side of the UN building

(UN images from the artist Yang Chin-chih’s website.)

That last shot’s great, with UN security guards hurriedly investigating this latest affront to the International Order.  Kinda like gang members one night realizing the bat-signal’s being shined onto the side of their hideout…

Bat signal projected onto a wall from an old Batman movie serial.

(Image from the Polar Blair’s Den.)

Now, if you or me pulled something like this off, our explanation to the FBI would probably be something to the effect that we were trying to send some kind of message to China.  (Real message being: Up yours!)

But a true genius is a bit more creative than that.  A true genius is a guy who thinks of an explanation so audacious in its absurdity that the rest of us can only shake our heads in admiration:

[the artist’s website claims he] "attempts to express the twisted relationships between nation states — in this particular instance, between Taiwan and those nations that directly or indirectly oppose its independence. It is the artist’s hope that by calling attention to these thorny global issues, an effort will be made to resolve them peacefully." [Emphasis added]

Yeah, I’m sure Yang Chin-chih changed a LOT of hearts in Beijing <eyeroll>.  But bravo, anyways.  And Happy New Year, Communist China.


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