They Just…Vanished

Today’s Taiwan News had a piece about the giant Buddha statutes the Taliban dynamited a few years ago in Afghanistan.  This line caught my eye:

Long before Genghis Khan wiped out Bamiyan’s population in 1222…Buddhists and Muslims coexisted until the Buddhists vanished around the year 1000.

Whaddya mean, they just "vanished"?  Poof!  Taken up to Nirvana during Buddhist Rapture now, were they?  Teleported onto a Vogon constructor fleet?  Sent back to earth’s past via the atavachron?

No thanks to the article, but I think I’ve got a pretty good idea about what happened to them.  A pity though, that we have to read between the lines because writers are being intimidated out of using plain English.

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Little League Not Winning? It’s The President’s Fault!

Been hearing a lot of local aquaintances talking about Wang Chien-ming, a Taiwanese who pitches for the New York Yankees.  Not a big baseball fan myself, but I guess it takes everyone’s minds off the current anti-[President] Chen rallies.

Taiwanese baseball player Wang Chien-ming, pitching for the New York Yankees

(Wang Chien-ming photo from AG’s Blog.)

Well…it doesn’t take EVERYONE’S mind off the anti-Chen movement.  For the China Post, Wang’s success is nothing more than a cudgel to beat President Chen over the head with:

All of a sudden, Wang [Chien-ming] has become a national hero…He has put Taiwan on the map, just as our little leaguers did three decades ago when they won LL World Series year after year.  Wang Chien-ming is from the crop of Taiwan’s Little League baseball, like many others now playing in America’s Major Leagues.

But the cultivation of that crop in the 70s and 80s was done by dedicated government officials and diligent people, who worked single-mindedly for national development.  Had they been corrupt or lazy, the crop would not have yielded such a fine crop as Wang Chien-ming.

Like Wang, many of Taiwan’s proud products that have made this island rich and famous are the legacies of that older era, an era that is vilified by the current administration as authoritarian and corrupt.  What is ironic is that six years after the "son of Taiwan" siezed power and ruled this island as its imperial president, the people are taking to the streets to heave him out of office.

Whoa, hold on there, chumly.  The second paragraph quoted here is clearly implying that the government of a country with a great crop of international athletes is possessing of some great moral virtue.  The former Soviet Union gives the lie to that.

Second, it seems like a pretty big leap to suggest that Taiwan’s KMT government couldn’t possibly have been corrupt because Taiwan’s Little League happened to have been victorious a few years in succession.  Non sequitur, I believe that’s called.*

Third, let us all remember that Wang Chien-ming is a miracle of nature, one of the few men alive capable (given enough training) of throwing a baseball at 95 miles per hour.  And let us especially not forget that Wang got to where he is today through years of sweat, individual effort and practice.  It’s obscene for anyone to claim Wang Chien-ming’s success belongs to the KMT Party-State and not Wang Chien-ming.

Actually, I think there’s an irony here the editorial misses completely.  What’s the China Post‘s most common lament about Taiwanese society today?  That it’s losing it’s Confucian heritage.  And yet, what could be less Confucian than the KMT of the 70s and 80s encouraging kids to play baseball rather than study for school? 

I suspect that the advent of Taiwanese democracy changed all of that.  People were now FREE to indulge their own Confucian impulses, and preferred to send their children to cram schools rather than baseball camps.  Gone were the days of the government twisting parents’ arms to let the kids play ball instead of cracking the books.  It was actually the ADVANCEMENT of Taiwan’s Confucianism which led to the subsequent DIMINISHMENT of its Little League prowess.

That’s my theory, anyway.  Blow holes in it, if you like.

One of the implications of this is that the China Post‘s pessimistic conclusion is correct:  without authoritarian KMT government, Taiwan won’t have "new crops of young people like Wang Chien-ming."  So do I, along with the China Post, think "Taiwan won’t have a future"?

Hardly.  And the reason can be boiled down to one simple word: EXAMPLE.  Taiwanese parents at one time might have been reluctant to allow their children to spend time in Little League because they couldn’t see any future profit in it.  Today however, they have men such as Wang Chien-ming to provide them with examples of people who have succeeded – spectacularly so – in professional athletics.  The example of their success will provide the incentive for "the new crop."   What’s more, I think they’ll also provide examples for Taiwanese who want to explore other non-traditional occupational fields as well.  Which will only be to Taiwan’s benefit, because there’s a thousand paths to success in this old world of ours, and not all of them involve book larnin’.


* It does bring to mind an apropos joke from p 174-175 of Keith B. Richburg’s Out of America:

An Asian and an African become friends while they are both attending graduate school in the West.  Years later, they each rise to become the finance minister of their respective countries.  One day, the African ventures to Asia to visit his old friend, and is startled by the Asian’s palatial home, the three Mercedes-Benzes in the circular drive, the swimming pool, the servants.

"My God!" the African exclaims.  "We were just poor students before!  How on earth can you now afford all this?"

And the Asian takes his African friend to the window and points to a sparkling new elevated highway in the distance.  "You see that toll road?" says the Asian, and then he proudly taps himself on the chest.  "Ten percent."  And the African nods approvingly.

A few years later, the Asian ventures to Africa, to return the visit to his old friend.  He finds the African living in a massive estate sprawling over several acres.  There’s a fleet of a dozen Mercedes-Benzes in the driveway, an indoor pool and tennis courts, an army of uniformed chaffeurs and servants.  "My God!" says the Asian.  "How on earth do you afford all this?"

This time the African takes his Asian friend to the window and points.  "You see that highway?" he asks.  But the Asian sees nothing, just an open field with a few cows grazing.

"I don’t see any highway," the Asian says, straining his eyes.

At this, the African smiles, taps himself on the chest, and boasts, "One hundred percent!"

I repeat this not because I think corruption is harmless, but because it illustrates the point that a certain level of corruption is indeed compatible with economic growth.  Or the success of a Little League baseball team.


UPDATE:  This line cannot pass uncommented upon:

What is ironic is that six years after the "son of Taiwan" siezed power and ruled this island as its imperial president, the people are taking to the streets to heave him out of office.

Like it or not (and the China Post surely doesn’t), Chen received pluralties in not one, but TWO democratic elections.  That’s not "siezing power".

Furthermore, by definition, an imperial president is one who gets his way without any check or balance.  One can hardly be called an "imperial president" when most of your legislation has been tied up for six years by the opposition.  Chen’s more impotent than imperial.

Finally, it’s no more true to say that "the people" are taking to the streets to remove Chen from office than it is to say that "the people" are taking to the streets to defend him.  SOME do the former, OTHERS the latter.  If "the people" truly wanted Chen removed, then Chen’s OWN PARTY would have voted for his recall back in June under voter pressure.

UPDATE (Oct 10/06):  Michael Turton from The View from Taiwan ascribes Taiwan’s 70s and 80s Little League victories to neither diligence nor incorruptiblity, but instead, to rampant cheating.  If that’s true, then Taiwan’s Little League record since that time is actually a testament to a growing sense of fair play within the country.  The China Post often complains that Taiwan’s morality and ethics have declined since "the good old days"; this provides at least one case to indicate that the opposite may, in fact, have happened.


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A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Peace, Love And Understanding…

Taiwan’s anti-[President] Chen protesters sure do speak a lot in military terms, which is a bit odd for a movement that bills itself as being about "peace and love".  On National Day (Oct 10), they’re going to "lay siege" to the Presidential Office Building.  To do that, they need "siege vehicles".  And and top of that, they’re now drawing up plans for an "attack":

…the campaign is considering four different plans of "attack," including asking protesters to conduct a sit-in around the Presidential Office, confronting the police near the cordoned-off area, pushing through [police] barricades or simply pretending to push through the barricades in a symbolic gesture.

They’re thinking about pushing through police barricades?  And what, pray tell, is the plan after that?  Sing "Kumbaya" while they confront the police and storm the Presidential Building?

Symbolic gestures like that are the ones which end up getting people hurt.


UPDATE (Oct 12/06):  Correction:  The motto of the redshirts is actually, "Love, Peace and Non-Violence."  Whoops.

Georgia On My Mind

A small democracy lives next to an authoritarian goliath.  Between the two are strong economic ties.  One day, the small democracy arrests four spies sent from its neighbor.  Goliath responds with massive economic retaliation, suspending "air, road, maritime, rail and postal links".

Georgia’s present:

[Russian] authorities closed a popular casino and raided a hotel and a couple of restaurants run by Georgians, saying they could be closed over legal violations.

…40 Georgian restaurants and shops in downtown Moscow alone [will also] be raided in the next few days.

Taiwan’s future.

U.S. Suspends F-16 C/D Sales To Taiwan

The story made the front page of both the Taipei Times and the Taiwan News on Tuesday, while the China Post buried it on page 19.  The Bush Administration’s message to Taiwan:  You want to play political games with your security?  Include us out.

To be honest, I’m surprised this didn’t happen sooner.  What did Taiwan’s KMT party leaders think they could do – block the 2001 special arms bill ANOTHER 58 times over the NEXT two years, and get away with it, scot-free?  Bush took the flak from China for offering weapons that the KMT itself requested in the late ’90s, and the KMT said thank you by wittingly or unwittingly colluding with Communist China to keep the island undefended. 

So now, the KMT is receiving a little thank you in return – Texas-style.

I DO have a few minor criticisms about the way this was handled.  First, top U.S. officials should have publicly spoken about Washington’s growing impatience, which would have given the lie to the KMT’s local spin that their intransigence was actually earning America’s respect.  Second, the KMT chairman, Ma Ying-jeou, should have been given the cold shoulder during his visit to America back in March of this year.  That would have been a clear sign of Washington’s displeasure with the KMT’s antics.  Perhaps harsh words WERE spoken to him in private; but politically speaking, those conversations were irrelevant.  Ma was able to return to Taiwan and portray the red-carpet treatment he received as whole-hearted American support for his party’s capitulationist policies.

Finally, I think the timing of this is also a mistake.  Right now, all eyes in Taiwan are distracted by the Depose [President] Chen circus, which will soften the impact of this move.  Picture such a bombshell being dropped a month before the Taiwanese legislative elections – that would have been BEAUTIFUL.


UPDATE (Oct 6/06):   The View from Taiwan is a bit more indignant over this than I am.  As for myself, I’ve been expecting some kind of American response to the KMT’s stonewalling for a long time now.  But I certainly agree with these sentiments:

If the US really wants Taiwan to purchase those weapons, it needs to lean on the Blues, and hard. It needs to stop coddling KMT visitors. It needs to get credible people over here who will warn the KMT that US patience is exhausted, and that the US will switch its support to the Greens if the KMT does not start serving the interests of Taiwan, and it needs to keep doing that until the message gets through. It is incredible at this late date, with the Blues blocking the arms purchase after promising it would go through, fomenting unrest in Taiwan’s streets, paralyzing the government, and cooperating with China, that any American policymaker could consider them a viable partner for future long-term cooperation.

As I said earlier, the timing for this was pretty bad.  There hasn’t been so much as a single editorial here in the English papers about the issue, because everyone’s preoccupied with anti-Chen protesters.  If you want to send a message to someone, you have to make sure they’re at home to pick up the the phone.

UPDATE (Oct 31/06):  America ratchets up the pressure, cancelling an annual meeting between the American and Taiwanese military:

[A Taiwanese Ministry of National Defense spokesman] told the Taipei Times by telephone that an annual meeting in which officials from the ministry’s Armaments Bureau travel to the US for exchanges with the US military had been suspended.

A ministry source, speaking on condition of anonymity, told the Liberty Times, (the Taipei Times‘ sister newspaper), that the ministry had tried to salvage the situation, but was told that the decision had been made by a high-ranking official in the White House.

Hope the Taiwanese people get the message soon, because the KMT obviously isn’t.

UPDATE (Nov 14/06):  Looks like there’s still some movement on the F-16 C/Ds.

The Graves Of My Ancestors

Taiwan’s China Post puts forth the notion that Taiwanese traveling to China to find ancestral graves and meet distant relatives constitutes proof that Taiwan is an indivisible part of China:

…President Chen’s own relatives have taken ancestry research experts to his ancestral hometown in mainland China in an effort to seek out the roots of Chen’s family heritage.

If DPP leaders really want to stress our separateness from the Chinese mainland, we suggest they cease all contacts with relatives on the other side of the Taiwan Strait.

For that matter, our leaders should truly put their money where their mouth is by changing their surnames and "starting" their own "new" family traditions.

Why not rap Ronald Reagan and Bill Clinton for visiting THEIR European relatives, too?  Poor fools never realized how deeply their little family reunions were undercutting the argument for American sovereignty!

(Not to mention that Washington fellow.  If he’d REALLY been committed to American independence, wouldn’t he have changed his name to cut all ties to the mother country?)

I know that the China Post bills itself as "bridging the gap between East and West," but this is definitely one argument that’s not likely to impress too many of its Western readers.  Give it a try sometime.  Next time you talk to the folks back home, inform them that the bones of your ancestors are interred in the Old Country, and for that reason, you owe your allegiance to the Principality of Liechtenstein.

Let me know how that works out for you.

Osama bin Overeatin’

I read a few years ago that the Guantanamo prisoners were putting on weight.  Little did I know:

Only in America would you find authorities trying to cope with terrorist detainees by over-feeding them.  [We were offered a sample prisoner’s] lunch including…spiced meat patty, egg salad, tuna, yogurt, fresh dates, freshly baked bread, juice, and a down-home Middle Eastern dessert, which left us licking from our fingers the [baklava’s] honey and nuts…All told, they are offered a menu that provides 4,200 calories per day — more than the 3,800 allotted for a U.S. combat soldier in Iraq.

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We were told that one detainee, who apparently cleans his plate — or his styrofoam meal box — weighs 410 pounds…At risk of triggering a human-rights campaign for Guantanamo Lite, I have to wonder if there’s method to this menu. There’s something very disturbing about coddling terrorists, but in some ways this helps cut them down to size: Yep, it’s Al Qaeda… with a weight problem.

Red Shirts And Mittens

Cleaning up a stack of old papers here, and I stumbled across this little Reuters story in the Sep 12th edition of the China Post:

Hundreds of Latvians knitting 4,500 pairs of woolen mittens as gifts for the November NATO summit have been told to avoid a folk symbol said to ward off evil since it looks like a Nazi swastika.

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The Thunder Cross [or Fire Cross]…quite commonly features on such mittens and other folk items in Latvian shops.

Good call.  While the Thunder Cross may have positive connotations for people living in Latvia, the swastika’s got some pretty negative ones for the rest of Europe.

Anyone who lives in Taiwan probably sees where I’m going with this.  How is it that the Latvians managed to prevent a major diplomatic snafu with their decision not to hand out swastika mitts, but the anti-Chen crowd in Taiwan weren’t smart enough to figure out that people might just have a FEW doubts about their intentions if they adopted red as their "party" color?

I mean, this isn’t nuclear physics here.  If you’re part of a European military organization, it’s a BAD idea to wear swastikas on your clothing.  ‘Cause if you do, no one’s going to buy your story that it’s really just your "lucky Latvian Thunder Cross".

By the same token, if you live in a country like Taiwan, which owes its very EXISTENCE to the struggle against communism, getting your followers to wear red while demonstrating against a democratically-elected president is bound to raise a few eyebrows.  If you innocently claim the color simply represents "people’s anger against the president", some folks are going to be a bit sceptical.

I don’t want to be the guy who sees a red under every bed, but…c’mon.  You live 100 miles from COMMUNIST CHINA, and you chose RED as your rallying color?

At best, their sartorial choice shows exceptionally poor judgement.  And that’s the kindest thing I can possibly say about it.

Chinese Lebensraum in North America?

Over at The Corner, John Derbyshire comments on a purported speech given by one Chi Haotian, in which this apparently well-respected Chinese Communist party member (and former Secretary of Defense) stated his convictions that Hitler was too soft, a future China will need lebensraum, and to that end, the U.S.A. ought to be depopulated with biological weapons.

I think Derb gets it about right:

The authenticity of the piece needs addressing.  The Epoch Times is a Falun Gong publication and its journalistic standards have been questioned.  I take the speech to be authentic just on general grounds.  I.e. that is how old Party warhorses—like my father-in-law—tend to talk.  [Emphasis added]

To what degree Chi’s sentiments can be said to represent Chinese govt. policy is highly debatable.  Certainly these sentiments are widespread in China, particularly among young males.  There is a strong vein of amoral fascism in modern Chinese political thinking, along with the ancient conviction of racial superiority.

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The value of documents like this is to show us a ruthless and amoral strain that is not uncommon in modern Chinese thinking, but which is inchoate and, in my opinion, not likely driving any current policy.

Just a little something to keep in mind next time Taiwan’s China Post airily dismisses the merest possibility that China could someday pose a danger to world peace.