“Surrender…May Be Our Only Option!”

Doctor Lazarus looking concerned on board the NSEA-Protector. From Galaxy Quest.

What's the difference between a KMT appeaser and a garden-variety appeaser?

Both feed the crocodile.  But the KMT appeaser hopes it'll eat him FIRST.

Taiwan's China Post renews its perennial call for Taipei to sign a formal document of surrender to the Chinese Communist Party.

Except that "formal document of surrender" doesn't test well with Taiwanese focus groups.  For some reason or another.  So the paper gets out the lipstick, and dubs their red-lipped porker "a peace accord".

One wonders why the paper doesn't go all-out, and insist the agreement consist of 17 points

(YouTube — Never Smile at a Crocodile by Rolf Harris)


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