Tag: Barack Obama

Looks Like I Don’t Have To Praise The Devil After All

UPDATE: Russia's war for Assad.

But Russia went straight for Free Syrian Army (FSA)-branded, American-supported, nationalist rebels. One explanation is that…Putin intends to humiliate the United States and leave no room for doubt that this is a Russian victory at America’s expense.

Free At Last, Free At Last, Thank God Almighty, We Are Free At Last

History shall long remember how America’s first black president stood by while slavery was reinstituted in the Middle East.

Another Random Target, No Doubt

Fortunately, our betters have instructed us not to get on our high horses about things like this ISIS video anymore.

Because they're just a JV team, and have nothing to do with Islam, and, and, well — the Crusades were pretty bad too, maaaan!

 

ISIS cartoon of Jihad John beheading Barack Obama

(Targets don't seem quite so random to those in the crosshairs. ISIS video screenshot reproduced via The Times of Israel)

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Two Administrations In One!

"And, of course, that's the story extremists and terrorists don't want the world to know — Muslims succeeding and thriving in America. Because when that truth is known, it exposes their propaganda as the lie that it is."
— President Barack Obama

"[W]e in the administration and the government should give voice to the plight of Muslims living in this country and the discrimination that they face."
— Secretary of Homeland Security Jeh Johnson

So, if I understand this correctly, America is a wonderful place where Muslims succeed and thrive…while they're being relentlessly oppressed and discriminated against.

For Barack Obama, Islamofascist Anti-Semitism Is A Feature, Not A Bug

King Putt's proposed resolution against ISIS states the terror group threatens "Iraqi Christians, Yezidis and Turkmens, but says nothing about Jews."

What a surprise. Just like Barack Obama's statement that the attack on the kosher deli in Paris was just a random attack on "a bunch of folks".

Jewish kosher grocery victims in Paris.

(Just "a bunch of folks", randomly targeted. Jewish. Jewish. Jewish…and Jewish. Notice any pattern? 'Cause if you do, you may be smarter than Barack H. Obama! Image from The Gateway Pundit)

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If Only He’d Warned Atheists To Get Off Their High Horses And Remember The Crimes Of The Atheist Soviets

Barack Obama angrily denounces the murder of 3 Muslims by a “progressive” atheist, saying people shouldn’t be targeted for ‘what they look like’ or ‘how they worship’.

Funny how these things are only random when infidels are the victims…

Infidel Lives Matter

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20 Automobiles Randomly Vandalized In Paris

The local gendarmerie is asking for the public's help, as renowned Police Inspector Mssr. Baraqüe H. Obâmier has thoroughly investigated the malicious attacks, and is completely stumped.

Said the detective, "It's like nothing I've ever seen before. There are no patterns, motives or clues. Not even ONE clue! Why can't I get a clue?"

Two Parisian cars spray-painted with the word, 'Juif' (Jew).

(Image from The Times Of Israel)

A Parisian car with the word, 'Juif' (Jew) spray-painted on the rear window.

(Image from The Times of Israel)

A Parisian car with the word, 'Juif' (Jew) spray-painted on the hood.

(Image from The Times of Israel)

A Parisian car with the word, 'Juif' (Jew) spray-painted on the trunk.

(Image from The Times of Israel)

Here's hoping you get a clue, Baraqüe.

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In Which It Is Mathematically Proven That Barack Hussein Obama Is An Anti-Semitic Liar

The American president made quite an extraordinary claim recently: that the Islamofascist zealot of indeterminate religion and ideology who recently murdered 4 Jews in Paris did so randomly, without targeting them because of their religious affiliation.

After the initial reaction of incredulity subsided, I decided to subject Mr. Obama’s assertion to pitiless, objective mathematical analysis. What exactly are the odds that 4 Jews could be randomly murdered in Paris by a single killer (as Mr. Obama would have us believe)?

The probability that a random murder in Paris will involve ONE Jew as the victim shall be defined as P1, and is determined by the following equation:

P1 = NJ / NT

Where NJ = Number of Jews living in metropolitan Paris
           NT = Total number of people living in metropolitan Paris

Given Mr. Obama’s claim that the murders were unrelated, independent events, the probability that 4 Jews were randomly murdered in succession by a single individual is given by the variable Pt:

Pt = P1 * P1 * P1 * P1 = (P1)4

Now, according to the latest statistics, there are 283,000 Jews currently living in metropolitan Paris, out of a total population of 12,292,895. This allows us to solve for Pt:

Pt = (283,000 / 12,292,895)4

Pt = 0.0000002808853275

Pt = 0.000000281 (reduced to 3 significant figures)

The result can be multiplied by 100 to arrive at a percentage:

Pt (%) = 0.0000281%

Thus, there is a 0.0000281% chance that the 4 Jews were randomly killed (and therefore, that the American president is telling the truth).

Or, in starker terms, the likelihood that Mr. Obama is lying through his teeth is 99.9999719%.

The science is settled.



UPDATE: Much hilarity ensues as clueless (and thoroughly incompetent) State Department spokeswoman Jen Psaki is unaware that:

  1. Jews (and not Buddhists!) preferentially patronize kosher supermarkets
  2. All 4 victims of Muslim terrorist Amedy Coulibaly were Jewish (and subsequently buried in Israel)
  3. Amedy Coulibaly himself publicly declared, “I have 16 hostages and I have killed four, and I targeted them because they were Jewish.”

UPDATE #2: Of course, there is also the possibility that President Obama is not an anti-Semitic liar, and he simply spoke without thinking.

Certainly, if he were willing to admit that the Muslim terrorist who murdered the 4 Jewish shoppers targeted them because of their religion (and not randomly), then the mathematical proof that Mr. Obama is an anti-Semitic liar would be rendered invalid.

UPDATE (Feb 11 / 2015):  Hmmm

What if a white racist with a submachine gun broke into a convenience store in South Central Los Angeles, grabbed seven or eight African Americans who were shopping (maybe there was one Korean) as hostages for the release of some other white racists and then, when attacked, started spewing the N-word while shooting up the place, killing three or four of the African Americans and wounding three or four others, one or two critically.

How would President Obama react?

I suspect he wouldn't say the victims were just "a bunch of folks" who were "randomly" targeted and killed.

UPDATE #4: More insults to our intelligence from Barack Obama's spokesman, Josh Earnest

"The individuals who were killed in that terrible, tragic incident, were killed not because of who they were, but because of where they randomly happened to be!"

America's best and brightest.

UPDATE #5: "…the president is more inclined to call out Christian crimes against the Rhineland Jews of 1096 than Islamic crimes against Jews today."

An interesting point in that last link: If the attacks in Paris were so random, why are French soldiers standing guard at synagogues and Jewish schools, instead of at random street corners?

Perhaps they just don't understand the nature of the problem as well as King Putt.