Tag: Chinese Communist Party

Chinese To Stop Drowning Second-Born Babies In Buckets Of Water

Chinese Communists announce the end of China's "One-Child" policy.

If history has taught us anything, it's that the arc of history bends away from nations which drown babies.

In buckets.

Of.

Water.

Chinese baby drowned in a red bucket by the Chinese Communist Party.

(Mommy, my Chinese Dream is not to be drowned in a bucket of water by Xi Jinping and the Chinese Communist Party!)

Joe Hung: 'You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs. AND drowning a few babies. Mmm. Drowned baby omelette...'

UPDATE: Let the record show that was a RED bucket…

UPDATE (November 12 / 2015): In actuality, the One-Child Policy has been merely been relaxed to a Two-Child Policy.

Therefore, it is still OK in China to drown third and fourth born children in buckets of water.

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Did Crooked Chinese President Xi Jinping Attempt To Assassinate The Queen Of England?

Well, he did recently try to smuggle a Chinese spy into Queen Elizabeth's horse-driven carriage — lying to his British hosts that the spy was his "translator".

So why the hell should his motives NOT be viewed in the harshest possible light?

KMT Caught Red-Handed Indoctrinating Taiwanese With Communist Propaganda Films

One China, one interpretation:

Parents and politicians on Tuesday were infuriated when they found a government-sponsored educational Web site to promote national defense concepts showing a video of China’s People’s Liberation Army (PLA) on parade, along with about 40 World War II movies that were produced by the Chinese [Communist] government.

Faced with criticism, the Kuomingtang backed down and removed the Chinese Communist Party's videos, blaming a nameless assistant for the "misunderstanding".

Meanwhile, a solitary figure in KMT Central Headquarters was heard muttering:

The China Post's Joe Hung saying, 'Curses! Foiled again!'

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That Is Why You Fail, Part Roku

Seems KMT presidential nominee Hung Hsiu-chu DOES appeal to some:

China Unification Promotion Party Chairman Chang An-le (張安樂), also known as the “White Wolf,” appeared for a short period of time [at a rally in support of Hung Hsiu-chu], shouting his opposition to the KMT’s plan to remove Hung from the race.

“What is wrong with calling for an ultimate unification [between Taiwan and China]?” Chang asked. “If you are called the Chinese Nationalist Party, you should not object to unification.”

For those not in the know, Chang An-le is a Taiwanese gangster with connections to the Chinese Communist Party. 

In psephology circles that's what's known as, "a very narrow demographic".

Driving Under The Influence (of democratic values)

A Chinese man on Taiwanese bus tour complains about a negative portrayal of Mao Tse-Tung being shown in a BBC documentary. Upon hearing this, the Chinese Communist Party proceeds to lay down the law:

…the Chinese travel agency organizing the tour demanded that the Taiwanese travel agency stop showing anti-Communist documentaries on tour buses carrying Chinese tourists, … [and] it also demanded that Taiwanese guides refrain from expressing points of view different from their Chinese clients. [emphasis added]

Fortunately, the Taiwanese Tourist Bureau told the CCP to get bent. Whether it would respond similarly under a Hung Hsiu-chu administration however, is a question we will fortunately never have the misfortune of ever having to answer.

China Celebrates The 70th Anniversary Of Its Defeat By Fascism

After all, one can hardly argue China was victorious, given its implementation of so many aspects of the fascist program:

There is a man who runs an orphanage in China, and schools, who, during the terrible years before we adopted her, was the only father, helper, and protector my daughter ever knew.

 

His name is Xin Lijian, chairman and founder of the Xinfu Education Group. My daughter just calls him ‘The Chairman.’

[…]

He was arrested in the middle of the night by Chinese authorities and is being held without access to his lawyer.

Chinese political prisoner Xin Lijian.

(Image of political prisoner Xin Lijian from ScifiWright.com)

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Investment Opportunity For Lien Chan And Like-Minded Quislings

Chinese Communists seek outside investment to fund their military ship-building program

Who knows? For his generous contribution, the ChiComs might even name an aircraft carrier after the old boy.

Cartoon of former KMT chairman Lien Chan wearing a People's Liberation Army uniform while saluting in front of the flag of Communist China.

(KMT chairman emeritus Lien Chan in his new People's Liberation Army duds following his disgraceful attendance and endorsement of a Communist military parade. Image from Holy Mosquito)

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Hong Kong’s Chief Executive Declares, “I am the Law!”

A spokesman for Leung Chun-ying insists Hong Kong has no separation of powers, and his boss maintains authority over ALL branches of government.

Beijing loyalist, Hong Kong chief executive Leung Chun-ying

(Image of Leung Chun-ying from the Shenzen Standard)

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Lien Chan Returns After Celebrating The Marvelous Exploits Of The People’s Liberation Army

If the KMT's chairman emeritus wishes to tie his party to the Butchers of Beijing and their PLA stormtroopers, that can certainly be arranged.

The KMT's Lien Chan and Hung Hsiu-chu with an image of bloody Chinese tank treads running over a bicycle at Tiananmen Square.

Welcome back to Taiwan, Lien Chan. Not everyone has a good time at Tiananmen Square, but you enjoyed yourself.

And that's the important thing.

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