Tag: Donald Trump

“We Elected A President, Not A Pope.”
— Barbra Streisand (1998)


1998 Playmate of the Year Karen McDougal, posing nude on beach













My reaction:

No sympathy for anyone involved.

Melania knew what she was getting into. The American electorate knew what they were getting into – if America wanted a morally-upstanding Republican, Mitt Romney would’ve been halfway through his second term by now.

And the press? Too clever by half, the press gave Trump coverage for ratings during the primaries, and propped him up thinking he’d be a pushover for Hillary in the general.

So sit back and enjoy the show.

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This Is CNN

A photo of "a vile lich-like Face of Death, and also, a prop severed Trump head."

CNN's Kathy Griffin: When they go low, we ... aw, fuck it, we decapitate people.

That's Kathy "al-Amriki" Griffin to you, Infidels.

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Two Corinthians, Too

Talk of Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg exploring his options for running for high office.

Best of luck to him, but I suspect two billionaire businessman won’t be elected in a row.

[There are no atheists in the foxholes…or on the campaign stump!]

[D.C. is worth a mass.]

 

 

UPDATE: I assume this is satire:

UPDATE (May 26 / 2017):

 

UPDATE (Aug 9 / 2017):

 

Trump Enforces Obama’s Red Line

Hey, remember that time Hitler launched missile strikes in punitive response to a dictator who attacked civilians with chemical weapons?

Me neither.

Quite likely this relegates news of the Senate “Nuclear Option” and Xi Xin-ping’s visit down to page 2.

(Kinda makes Putin look weak as well. What with his troops skedaddling from their ally’s Sarin dispensary on extremely short notice.)

 

Saved By The Oxymoron

So if I understand FBI Director James Comey correctly, Hillary Clinton was grossly negligent with classified information…but shouldn't be prosecuted for the felony of gross negligence because she wasn't intentionally negligent…

To be perfectly fair, Donald Trump with the nuclear football isn't particularly reassuring, either.

Now If That Doesn’t Change Trump’s Mind About Muslim Immigration, I Don’t Know What Will

Guess there's something to be said about Obama's Vulcan shtick.

UPDATE (December 11, 2015):