Headline Style Rules At The Taipei Times “Newspaper”

Rule #1: The inventor of the Islamic religion is universally-recognized as the final messenger of the One True God™, and must therefore always be referred to as the Prophet Mohammed.

(That's prophet, with a capital "P"!)

Rule #2: Doubt must always be cast upon the possibility that a member of the Religion Of Peace™ can ever engage in terrorism.

A Muslim slays two policewomen by slashing them across their throats, then shooting them in the head with their own guns? He then slays a civilian man passing by with said guns, drenching the victim's own mother with her son's blood? And all the while crying, "Allahu Ackbar"?

At the Taipei Times, that's not terrorism. Why, no, no, no. To the Islamapologists at the Taipei Times, that's merely "terrorism".

 Sneer quotes in such cases are always de rigueur

Never Gets Old

Israeli Intelligence trolls the ayatollahs:

Iranians murdered & maimed an awful lot of American soldiers with IEDs in Iraq.  So it warms the cockles of my heart to see those Islamofascist sons-of-bitches being sent back to Teheran in bodybags.


UPDATE (May 14, 2018): Has Iran fallen into a strategic trap? (A longer-form, blog entry expanding upon the points above).

Raqqa Like A Hurricane

ISIS virtually conquered after losing its capital, reports The China Post.

Worst hit by the news: Former Caliph Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi. If he’s alive, that is.

Second worst hit: Former China Post editor Joe Hung, who predicted (less than two years ago) that the Islamic State Caliphate was invincible.  (No use clicking through, though. The China Post has killed the link, perhaps realizing that this editorial column was not among the paper’s finest.)

ISIS had hundreds of thousands of fanatical troops and billions of dollars, Joe Hung said. The world would just have to live with the Islamo-Nazis’ new Thousand-Year Reich, he insisted. Because ISIS would bring peace and love and understanding to the Middle East, just like all the Caliphates did before it.

Oh, and never you mind about the lowly infidel (Yazidi and Christian women) relegated to sexual slavery to soldiers of the Master Faith. Yazidis & Christians are little people, and in Joe Hung’s world, the rapes of a few thousand little people are well worth the price of the grand Middle Eastern Utopia he assured us was just around the corner.

A few of Joe Hung’s mighty, invincible rapist-terrorists. After their defeat. Why, they look ten-feet tall, don’t they just?

 

 Either on their knees, or at your throat:



Update (October 19, 2017): Slideshow of triumphant troops after having defeated ISIS in Raqqa.

Update (October 22, 2017):

That’s 19 Fewer Protesters For Iraq’s Next “Anti-Sharia” March

Things That Cause Islamic Terrorism


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Religion Of Peace Decapitates French Priest

At fault is surely not Islam, the Master Faith (and most blameless of all religions).

No, as Father Bauer of Taiwan's China Post admonishes, we must look elsewhere for the root cause. And clearly that reason cannot be Original Sin or Man's hubris or even demonic religious doctrines, but in France's appalling lack of blade licensing and sensible knife control.

ISIS Issues Islamic Decree For Extermination Of Mentally-Disabled Children

Looking forward to seeing how Joe Hung of Taiwan’s China Post puts an erudite gloss on this latest of ISIS’s Nazi-like enormities.


UPDATE: Comrade Historian puts his own words into the mouths of Asian governments:

China and many other nations of Asia hope the [United States’ next president] can shift back to the Middle East again to contain the newly formed caliphate by peaceful means rather than force of arms. [Emphasis added]

Laughable, given that China is quick to resort to brutal violence against Muslim terrorism in Xinjiang, and that China has vowed to “resolutely strike” ISIS terrorists who murdered a Chinese citizen.

Joe Hung: Muslim terrorists should be treated very, very gently. (Unlike Taiwanese students, who must be beaten with billy clubs till their bones break!)


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