Quiet On The Set! Can’t You See We’re Trying To Make An Islamic Propaganda Video Here?

Boris doesn't give one hour warnings.


UPDATE (November 27, 2015): The Daily Mail claims this fighter was affiliated with al-Qaeda, and was hit by an artillery shell from Assad forces.

Pay No Attention To That Terrorist Behind The Curtain

A day before the Paris attack by Muslim death squads, Canadian defense minister Harjit Sajjan insists Canadians have nothing to fear from ISIS

The “No True Muslim” Fallacy

Shot:

Chaser:


Heh:


UPDATE (November 26, 2015):

U.S. Kills Jihadi John; JV Team Strikes Back

Maybe it's about time King Putt supplied the Kurds with heavy weapons.

Barack Obama sends a subtle message to his subordinates to fuck off during a meeting by extending his middle finger.

You know where you can shove that finger, asshole.


UPDATE: A break in the case:

"Hillary just came on TV and said this was all due to a Julia Ormond movie released in 1995."

UPDATE (November 14 / 2015): King Putt brags he's contained ISIS. Did he reiterate that empty boast during his condolence call to François Hollande?

Barack Obama (November 12, 2015):'ISIS is contained.' November 13, 2015: ISIS carries out worst attack in Paris since World War II.

Good call there, Sparky.

UPDATE (November 16 / 2015): Senator Dianne Feinstein (D) calls President Obama out on his falsehoods:

"I have never been more concerned…I read the intelligence faithfully. ISIL is not contained, ISIL is expanding."

You mean Barack Obama's a liar? No, that's not true! That's impossible!


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China Post: “What Taiwan’s Government Really Needs Is Less Transparency”

Taiwan’s China Post argues that the only point of democracy is to give people the illusion of having control over their own lives.

But all REAL decisions must be made in smoky backrooms by shadowy figures who are unelected and unaccountable.

A half-million Taiwanese protest against KMT-Communist Party of China trade and service pact negotiated by KMT President Ma Ying-jeou.

(Did 500,000 Taiwanese students protest in favor of MORE or LESS governmental transparency last year? Follow the link to find out!)


UPDATE (Oct 1 / 2015): What’s truly ironic is that the China Post continues to push a policy which is responsible for the KMT’s current abysmal showing in the polls.

It’s as if they’ve learned absolutely nothing this past year-and-a-half.


UPDATE (Oct 16 / 2015): The China Post bases its call for less governmental transparency upon Obama’s Iran deal, which it characterizes as “much-praised” and “presentable”.

If by “much-praised” the China Post means that 47% of the American public favor it while 49% disapprove, then yes, it is “much-praised”.

(But then, given those polling numbers, it would be more accurate to describe it as being “much-condemned”.)

And of course, 69% of Israelis condemn it as well…


UPDATE #3: Whoops! Barack Obama’s Iran deal violates U.S. federal laws.

So sorry. Didn’t you know laws are only for the little people?


UPDATE #4: Shazam! Iran tests ballistic missile in violation of UN sanctions.

Nice work, chump.


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Looks Like I Don’t Have To Praise The Devil After All





UPDATE: Russia's war for Assad.

But Russia went straight for Free Syrian Army (FSA)-branded, American-supported, nationalist rebels. One explanation is that…Putin intends to humiliate the United States and leave no room for doubt that this is a Russian victory at America’s expense.

Hey Kids! Can You Spot The Difference Between ISIS Islamofascists And Chinese Communists?

ISIS and the Chinese Communist Party remove crosses from Christian churches.

Trick question.

Say, when will Taiwan's China Post publish paeans to Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi's wisdom? Because he's clearly emulating the wise and farsighted policies of the Post's beloved President Xi Xinping.

Not to mention Joseph Stalin. Let us not forget Comrade Joe Stalin.

Demolition of Christ The Savior Cathedral in Moscow, Russia in 1931.

Big cathedral go boom.

"…autocracy can work, sometimes, under wise leadership."
The China Post. Democracy and autocracy each have their merits. July 25, 2015


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An Eye For An Aye-Yai-Yai-Yai-Yai-Yai-Yai!

Say what you want about Dzhokhar Tsarnaev…but the man DID kill one of the Tsarnaev brothers.

Boston Islamofascist terrorist Dzhokhar Tsarnaev extends middle finger to cell surveillance camera after Boston bombing.

Right back atcha, champ.



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Another Random Target, No Doubt

Fortunately, our betters have instructed us not to get on our high horses about things like this ISIS video anymore.

Because they're just a JV team, and have nothing to do with Islam, and, and, well — the Crusades were pretty bad too, maaaan!

 

ISIS cartoon of Jihad John beheading Barack Obama

(Targets don't seem quite so random to those in the crosshairs. ISIS video screenshot reproduced via The Times of Israel)


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It’s The Islamic Supremacism, Stupid.

Some "random attacks" by the JV team. Welcome to the Dark Ages.



UPDATE (Mar 3 / 2014): Turns out the majority of the Mosul Museum exhibits destroyed in this ISIS video were replicas. The winged bull however, was the genuine article.