Tag: Islamofascism

Immanentizing The Eschaton

The apocalyptic world-view of ISIS (and how it differs from al-Qaeda)

“We will conquer your Rome, break your crosses, and enslave your women,” [Sheikh Abu Muhammad al-Adnani], the [ISIS] spokesman, promised in one of his periodic valentines to the West. “If we do not reach that time, then our children and grandchildren will reach it, and they will sell your sons as slaves at the slave market.”

20 Automobiles Randomly Vandalized In Paris

The local gendarmerie is asking for the public's help, as renowned Police Inspector Mssr. Baraqüe H. Obâmier has thoroughly investigated the malicious attacks, and is completely stumped.

Said the detective, "It's like nothing I've ever seen before. There are no patterns, motives or clues. Not even ONE clue! Why can't I get a clue?"

Two Parisian cars spray-painted with the word, 'Juif' (Jew).

(Image from The Times Of Israel)

A Parisian car with the word, 'Juif' (Jew) spray-painted on the rear window.

(Image from The Times of Israel)

A Parisian car with the word, 'Juif' (Jew) spray-painted on the hood.

(Image from The Times of Israel)

A Parisian car with the word, 'Juif' (Jew) spray-painted on the trunk.

(Image from The Times of Israel)

Here's hoping you get a clue, Baraqüe.

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A NEW Testament – For A NEW Millenium

A sneak peak into the latest revisions, via Matthew 5:39

"But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also…Unless of course, someone insults thy mother: In which case, puncheth him mightily in the face."
— The Updated King James / Pope Francis Bible (2015)

These fashionable improvements are proving quite popular with the terror-loving Islamofascist set, as a recent still from an anti-Charlie Hebdo rally in London amply illustrates:

Islamofascist march against Charlie Hebdo magazine in London, quoting Pope Francis: 'INSULT MY MUM AND I WILL PUNCH YOU'

(Image from Yahoo.com)

UPDATE: In addition to popes and presidents, it is now au courant for judges too, to make excuses for barbarism: German judge rules a Muslim firebombing of a synagogue was mere arson, not terrorism. In Angela Merkel's Germany, burning down Jewish houses of worship is now considered a somewhat disreputable form of political protest, not savagery.

But only if you're a member of the Master Faith, that is. Neo-Nazis don't get away with that kind of horseshit.

(And nor does anybody else.)

[The Islamofascist perpetrators were only given 200 hours of community service.]

UPDATE #2: President Obama insists that the four Jews murdered by one of the Islamofascists involved in the Charlie Hebdo massacre were just a bunch of folks randomly targeted in a deli.

That makes sense. Y'know, if you're stupid…

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“What Was Missing Was Somebody Who Could Stand His Ground And Draw The Line Without Reservations.”

Ahmed Akkari, one of the Muslim instigators of the 2006 Danish Cartoon Crisis, suggests how the situation could have been alleviated:

“If the U.S. from the beginning had said to Denmark—without reservations—‘we 100 percent support your right of freedom of the press’—and in that way supported the American tradition of freedom of speech—things might have turned out differently. They could have put much more pressure on the Muslim countries. The Egyptians especially would have reconsidered their actions.” [emphasis added]

Danish imams were apparently flabbergasted to learn that the crisis which they orchestrated had unintended consequences:

It was only after the whole project backfired that the imams started working for a peaceful solution, finally recognizing that instead of creating more respect for the cause of Islam, they were creating contempt and anger. The Danish public (and large parts of the Western world) now saw the imams as two-faced villains, which, according to Akkari, was exactly what they were. As the spokesperson of the group, Akkari himself was probably the most hated man in Denmark during 2006. [emphasis added]

Iranian General In The Running For This Year’s Darwin Award

"I spent my whole life trying not to be careless. Women and children can afford to be careless, but not men."
— Don Corleone, The Godfather

From today's Jerusalem Post:

"The Lebanese newspaper Al-Joumhouria reported on Saturday that a Hezbollah investigation into [an Israeli airstrike in Syria that killed an Iranian general and the Hezb Allah commander in charge of Syria & Iraq] found that the Iranian Revolutionary Guard General Mohammed Allahdadi kept his cellphone on in a sensitive area targeted by Israeli intelligence…" [emphasis added]