Western Muslims Clearly Haven’t Thought Out How Blasphemy Laws Would Really Work

The definition of stupidity must surely be demanding enaction of blasphemy laws…in countries where you're a religious minority:

Your Honor, I don't know anything about religious theology. I'm just a caveman. Everyday when I drive to the office in my red Mercedes, I'm terrified. I see other cars and wonder, "Are these evil spirits from the netherworld? Are they going to hungrily feast upon my soul?" Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, your modern world CONFUSES and FRIGHTENS me.

But I do know this: When a defendant (such this young Mohammedan gentleman) willfully and maliciously rejects the divinity of Our Lord And Saviour, Jesus Christ, then he displays contempt for the unerring pronouncements on the matter as stipulated by the Council Of Chalcedon.

This places him in direct contravention of Blasphemy Code 3 Section 34.7(g). But since he's a first-time offender, I suggest a lenient sentence: 1,000 lashes in the public square, 50 to be delivered each week over a period of 20 weeks.

I think that's fair.

Saturday Night Live: Phil Hartman before a jury wearing a fine suit and hideous makeup, playing Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer


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If You Don’t Want Your Religion Mocked, Maybe Moving To The Land Of VOLTAIRE Was A Bad Idea

Over at the China Post, Father Daniel Bauer splits a few hairs while arguing that criticism of religion is fine, but criticism of religious figures should be off-limits:

But I am an educated westerner and, alas, a literary fellow. And these works ["Canterbury Tales", "The Decameron" and "Candide"] do not make a fool of Jesus Christ personally.

Nothing condones the violence in Paris on Jan. 11. The reasons for it lie at least partially in a catastrophic conflict of cultures. The only good that may come from all this is deeper reflection and understanding which results in greater empathy for victims of insensitivity or cruelty everywhere, and not simply in France. [emphasis added]

If the good father is suggesting that the French need to cater more to Muslim sensitivities, then he'll be delighted to know that that's been going on for quite some time: French authorities are prevented from entering large numbers of Muslim-dominated no-go zones for fear of mob attacks, and French Jews are unable to wear clothing reflecting their religious devotion for fear of being assaulted or murdered by members of the Religion Of Peace™.

Woe be to any Jew lacking the requisite "empathy" with Islamic anti-Semitism!

However, since it's a lazy Sunday evening and I'm feeling charitable, I shall give Father Bauer the benefit of the doubt and assume he does not wish to abolish free speech in the Western World. (A policy which, if enacted, would consign it to an epoch of ignorance and cruelty similar to the 800-year-long Dark Age that Islam currently languishes in the depths of).

Rather, I shall assume that what Father Bauer meant to say was that Muslim immigrants in the West should endeavor to be sensitive to the Western values of their new homeland, and not attempt to transform the West into an Islamofascist shithole resembling the one they emigrated from.

(Well, as a Catholic priest, he might not phrase it exactly that way…)

Mohammed cartoon: man holding a newspaper (the 'WESTERN CIVILIZATION TIMES') with a picture of Kim Jung-un ('OUR NEW FILM CRITIC') and a picture of a crazed, machine gun-toting Muslim ('OUR NEW ART CRITIC')


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Peaceful Members Of The Religion Of Peace™ Peacefully Set Churches Ablaze In Niger

One Christian congregant was burned alive inside.

No doubt his last words were, "This has NOTHING to do with Islam…"

Mohammed cartoon: Muslim throwing Molotov cocktail at Charlie Hebdo magazine while screaming, 'Violent? Moi?!'


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Computers Of Islamic Terrorists Contained Child Pornography

Cherif Kouachi and Amedy Coulibaly (the Islamofascists involved in the Charlie Hebdo massacre) were both perverts of the lowest order, according to the International Business Times:

[In 2010, French detectives] found five child porn photos on Coulibaly's laptop and another 37 on Kouachi's PC. Kouachi's stash included sickening pictures of young boys and girls involved in sexual acts with adults…

Not terribly surprising, considering that the founder of their 7th century death cult repeatedly raped a 9 year-old girl after "marrying" her.

Mohammed cartoon: Mohammed in baby carriage with a pacifier-sucking Aisha. A sign on the carriage reads, 'Just Married'



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Are Terrorists The Shock Troops Of Islam?

With tens of thousands of Pakistani Muslims marching in favor of Koranically-inspired assassinations and thousands of Muslims elsewhere demanding the West adopt Islamofascist blasphemy laws, the more that appears to be the case.

Islamic terrorists simply do the dirty work that most Muslims don't want to get their hands messy with.


UPDATE: To put this in another context, suppose a Chinese nationalist mafia gang (say, the Bamboo Union) had nineteen of its members hijack an airplane and crash it into Taipei 101, murdering 2,500 Taiwanese. A few years later, the gang detonates a bomb in the Taipei subway, killing a few hundred. And a few years after that, the gang assassinates ten journalists at a pro-independence newspaper – in broad daylight.

Meanwhile, following each atrocity, thousands of Chinese in China march in support of the terrorists, and the Chinese government shelters the leaders of the mafia gang responsible.

Under such circumstances, it would be beyond ludicrous to maintain that Chinese nationalist ideology (and the Chinese themselves) had nothing to do with it.

(Beyond ludicrous, though Joe Hung of Taiwan's pro-Communist China Post would be more than willing to give it a shot.)

UPDATE (Jan 24/15): Tens of thousands of free-speech-hating Muslims march against Charlie Hebdo in Afghanistan, Pakistan and Indian Kashmir.

Charlie Hebdo Troofers Crawl Out From Under Their Rocks

The Ronulans and Vladimir Putin's Pravda blame the massacre on the CIA.

And, unsurprisingly, the Turks think the Jooooos must've been behind it all.

Call It A Hunch, But I Don’t Think French Prosecutors Will Ever File Another “Hate Speech” Suit Against Charlie Hebdo Again…

Over a million people attend the Paris Unity March after the Charlie Hebdo massacre.


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