"Gemellus is a child. Rome isn't Egypt. Children don't rule because their fathers ruled. Rome must be ruled by men. Not infants."
Meanwhile, The Onion reveals shocking insider news: Kim Jong-Un Privately Doubting He's Crazy Enough To Run North Korea.
Which I think is more than a little unfair. The young'un is a kind man, a simple man, a generous man. The kinda guy who'd give you the straitjacket off of his back…
Update (Dec 22/2011): Rumors that Young'un tortured animals and was at interested in bondage porn as a young'un.
Ruh-roh, Shaggy.
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