How Dare Those Awful, Awful Students Insult The Noble Dignity Of Lu Hsueh-chang!

His lordship Lu Hsueh-chang (呂學樟) sues Taiwanese students for implying that he's cowardly.

Kuomintang lawmaker Lu Hsueh-chang (呂學樟) yesterday pressed charges against a group of activists who gathered at his constituency office to give him a fake turtle shell with his name carved on it.

“A turtle hiding in its shell” (縮頭烏龜) is an idiom in mandarin [sic] Chinese used to describe a person as a coward.

This CANNOT stand! Don't they realize how thin-skinned the veteran KMT legislator is? How easily bruised his delicate feelings are?

They should realize Lu Hsueh-chang is sensitive and fragile, and needs to be handled gently. Very, very gently.

Like you would a tender little strawberry

Lu Hsueh-chang, otherwise known as Lu Xue Zhang (呂學樟), as a delicate human strawberry.

"Freedom of speech is all well and good, I suppose. But criticism of ME isn't a constitutional right!"
Lu Hsueh-chang: The KMT's Strawberry Legislator


UPDATE (May 7 / 2014): It appears I'm not the only one to make the "Strawberry Generation" connection with Lu Hsueh-chang's childish antics:

“If the lawmaker decided to sue us for likening him to a head-retracting turtle, he is not only substantiating the claim, but also acting like a member of the strawberry generation,” Wei said.

“Strawberry generation” is a term used to refer to young people whom the older generation feel are not able to handle adverse circumstances and are easily bruised, like strawberries.

A legislator who cannot handle criticism from the public and turns to lawsuits when he is upset does not have broad enough shoulders for politics,” Wei said. “Calling him a head-retracting turtle is not a false accusation since he has been hiding under the party’s umbrella during all the disputes.” [emphasis added]


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