The Department Of Homeland Security. Fire. Them. All.

Re: That Muslim terrorist cunt from the San Bernardino massacre

Heckuva job, DHS!

For [Tashfeen Malik's] visa application [to live in the United States], the address she listed in her Pakistani hometown, ABC News discovered today, does not exist. [Emphasis added]

Barack Hussein Obama on the December 2, 2015 Islamofascist terrorist attack on San Bernardino: 'I offered my thoughts-and-prayers. What more do you want from me?'


UPDATE: What if Barack Obama's Department of Homeland Security is actually trying to murder Americans instead of protect them?

[Tashfeen] Malik, 27, belonged to an educated, politically influential family from Karor Lal Esan in Layyah district. Malik Ahmad Ali Aulakh, one of her father’s cousins, was a provincial minister from 2008-13.

Residents said the Aulakh family is known to have connections to militant Islam.

As they like to say at Obama's Department of Homeland Security, nobody who lies about their address and has connections to militant Islam could be a bad person!

UPDATE (December 6, 2015): All is well, remain calm, everything is under control:

At least 72 employees at the Department of Homeland Security are listed on the U.S. terrorist watch list, according to a Democratic lawmaker.

UPDATE #3: Obama's FBI is really on the ball, too.

UPDATE #4:

UPDATE (December 7, 2015):


UPDATE (December 9, 2015): The original title of this post was, Time For Public Hangings At The Department Of Homeland Security.

Musta been really tired and angry.

Public hangings? Oh my, really?

Not gonna apologize for being angry, but that was a bit over the top and inflammatory.

For the record, there will be NO public hangings over these lethal fuckups at Obama's Department of Homeland Security.

(Nor, one suspects, will there be so much as a single private reprimand, either…)


UPDATE (December 15, 2015):


UPDATE (December 16, 2015):


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Alternate Daily News Cover

Daily News Headline: 'OBAMA ISN'T FIXING THIS', with image of San Bernadino terrorist Tashfeen Malik and sub-headline: 'Department of Homeland Security grants residency to murderous Muslim cunt who slaughters Americans.'

(Image from the Democratic Underground)

You know how much Barack Obama's "thoughts and prayers" are worth if he continues to allow Muslim terrorists to enter the States?

“Fuckin’ nothin’.”


UPDATE: The comedy routine which seems to have inspired the prayer-shaming movement:


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So Apparently, Prayer-Shaming Is Now A Thing

Hmm. Democrats must have the next election in the bag, so clearly they don't need votes from the drooling, inbred Jeebus-lover crowd:

Nevertheless, as an atheist myself, I can sympathize with the desire for solutions over platitudes. And so in the spirit of that, I make a simple proposal following the terrorist attack at San Bernardino:

End ALL Muslim immigration. NOW.

Because the time for meaningless platitudes is indeed over.


UPDATE: Just tracked down one more of those jerks who offers "thoughts and prayers" during mass casualty events.

I mean, what a total asshole, amirite?

Barack Obama offering thoughts and prayers after various tragedies.

And for the sake of completeness, this monster's latest violation of all that is good and politically-correct:

"Our first order of business is to send our thoughts and prayers to those who have been killed."
Obama on the San Bernardino massacre (Dec 3, 2015)

UPDATE #2: Some thoughts on the prayer-shaming campaign:

The coordinated attack [on offering "thoughts and prayers" for victims & their families] seems to have three goals: One, to simply bait and troll religious people, Two, to show how trite and silly common people are with their second-hand sentiments (and how elevated the critic of such sentiments is), and Three, that while the rightwing can only offer "thoughts and prayers" in response to a mass shooting, leftwing politicians offer action…

UPDATE #3:

UPDATE (December 6, 2015):


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