Chinese Communists announce the end of China's "One-Child" policy.
If history has taught us anything, it's that the arc of history bends away from nations which drown babies.
In buckets.
Of.
Water.
(Mommy, my Chinese Dream is not to be drowned in a bucket of water by Xi Jinping and the Chinese Communist Party!)
UPDATE: Let the record show that was a RED bucket…
UPDATE (November 12 / 2015): In actuality, the One-Child Policy has been merely been relaxed to a Two-Child Policy.
Therefore, it is still OK in China to drown third and fourth born children in buckets of water.
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